User talk:Optimuschris

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Hi.

I forgot who you are. I hope you don't mind. 1234 ~ 17:24, 17 August 2011

Hello. I'm not sure if I ever knew you. In fact it seems I'm surrounded by people I don't recognize. Of course I don't mind. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:52, 17 Aug

Excellent; I'm not sure if I ever knew either, for that matter, but I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Honestly, I don't know who most people are, either, even the ones I'm presently engaged in haranguing over this and that. I wonder which those are... 1234 ~ 22:28, 20 August 2011

You leave town tonight

...right now, and when you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your Uncyc privileges. Deal? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

LOL wut? -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:00, 20 Aug

I said, what does Mhaille look like? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 21:37, Saturday 20 August 2011 -

Say wut one more time... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Wut? 1234 ~ 22:28, 20 August 2011

Wut? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:16, 21 August 2011

I say old chap, to wut are you referring? o.q

/me shoots Optimuschris in the face... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Did you see that monocle he looked at us with? It was bigger than him! - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 19:05, Wednesday 24 August 2011 -

Do you want to feel my warmth inside of you?

...I thought not, but you might like the chance to run PLS. It's a competition by pathetic little men aimed at getting a silly template prize. There's the idea to bring back cash prizes as well. Are you in? Also hi and good to see you back;0)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:49, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

I may be just going crazy, but I coulda swore you just asked me to run something. -OptyC Sucks! CUN04:17, 15 May

Are you man enough to go through the baptism of fire that is running PLS?--Sycamore (Talk) 11:26, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

Still working twelve hour days. You're going to have to find some other sucker volunteer. -OptyC Sucks! CUN10:19, 19 May

Shell Shocked Dog

Love the flick on your user page -- too funny. Cheers!--Funnybony    10:09, May 27

Richard Pryor

'ello. Richard Pryor, the article you mentioned should be mainspaced before going on VFH, is now mainspaced. PopGoesTheWeasel's article was very good, imnho, so I just nommed it off his userspace without him knowing, so that was my fault. Please have another look if you have a minute or 30. Thanks! And I like your userpage too. Do you have a listing in the Hall of Shame (with those two colonizations you make it)? I like to find people who are almost in the Hall and nom their pages to get them in there, it is really an exclusive club and well worth the price of admission (20 of whatever money your country uses). Aleister 11:45 27-5-'12

I used to be there, dunno if I still am. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:40, 27 May

Thanks for voting!

I've been real busy lately, so sorry, I've got no time to make a template. But thanks for voting though! Appreciated and my dog is doing well too, if you're asking. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 15:04, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Hey! Glassbowl!

No, no, no, no, no! You don't get to deflower my talk page, then just scurry off never to be seen again! Get back here! The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 00:14, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

So you think yer so smart, talking to me, then running away do I can't return your call? Well I got news for you sucka, I refuse to go quietly. Be prepared. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 03:44, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

You know I just play these games because I love you so. -OptyC Sucks! CUN03:08, 29 Jul

iBauer

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people. It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony    11:10, Aug 15

I has plans for this picture (they may not have anything to do with Uncyclopedia

Yay! Optimuschris is ALIIIIIIIVE!

I knew you was. I knew you was hiding. Chicken. Buck-buck-buck-buuuuuck! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Nov 5 '12 5:54 (UTC)