User:Optimuschris/talk archive 1

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Thanks for getting involved.

User:MrN9000/VFD List. Thanks. Your help is much appreciated. Please feel free to add anything else which you think worthy of deletion. Just make sure you check the history and what links here of each article (and that there are not already 20 articles on VFD) before you do (I'm sure you did). Cheers! MrN 19:19, Feb 28

I'm happy to help. The funny thing is, I ran across that crappy band page by hitting "random page", I only noticed you had it on your list later. I figured I might as well take care of it. :) Optimuschris 21:54, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

How to be a Dummy in 21 days

Nice job with the rewrite. It could really use some pictures, but I have removed my vote. In your comment on VFD you suggested that you would "leave it on VFD". Whatever you do, NEVER remove anything from VFD. Seriously. Even when someone has done a great job of a rewrite like you have. Only the admins can decide that a nom is closed once it's on VFD. Either by putting the VFDc tag on it if kept, or by deleting the article. I can then move a 'closed' nom to the archive page, but that's only because I'm the current Poopsmith. Sorry to be a pain if you knew this already, I'm just letting you know... Have fun. MrN 02:00, Mar 6

Thanks for the warning. I thought in the case of a complete rewrite it would be okay to take it off vfd, obviously not. I plan on adding some pictures if the article survives. Optimuschris 02:03, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. VFD is a very 'sensitive' page. Probably second only to Ban Patrol. QVFD is also a good one not to mess with... Oh, and thanks for becoming a regular voter on VFD. Hell knows we need more people to vote over there. MrN 02:12, Mar 6

Your picture troubles! They are to be solved by a mystery man!

Hello. You have no idea who i am, but i am here to solve your problem of pictures. Here is how you do it.

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In case you don't understand, view the source. Here's how it works.

1. Put two of these things at the start: [[

2. Put the word image after it: [[Image:

3. Put the name of the image after it. Make sure you include the file extension: [[Image:Garfreakeld.png

4. Put two of these things (One of these ]) after it at the end. So you should end up with:

[[Image:Garfreakeld.png]]

But it should look like:

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So there. Problem solved.--Naughty Budgie 22:50, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Orian57

Hey Chris, sorry I never got back to you yesterday, my computer was fucking me around something hellish. Thanks much for the Golden Shower, though, that's inflated my ego nicely.

And I realised after I wrote the review that you meant that the "your mom" character had probably had successive failed marriages I just didn't pick up on it fast enough, my bad. I forgot to look at the links first time around, sorry I'm just an amateur, but having looked them over I think you've linked to some good stuff there and I liked how you linked to what you really meant (i.e one of the "your moms" linking to "cougar") that gives it a few extra chuckles to anyone paying enough attention.

Thanks again for the Shower and I look forward to reading your next article. Or something. I'm just looking for a way to round off the converse but that sounded sappy. --orian57 19:15, 12 March 2008 (UTC) I need to remember to sign stuff...

Don't worry, I don't expect anyone to get right back to me. Thanks for your comments. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:30, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Awesome.

Thanks again for helping out with my VFD list. Oh, watch out for adding more that 20 articles though, in theory you are not meant to do that, but I have sorted the problem now... I normally leave 2 or so spaces at the top of VFD free just in-case anyone else wants to add something which is not on my list too... Cheers again. MrN 00:22, Mar 14

Sweeet!

Thank you very much for the Golden Shower. I do my best to give quality reviews, and from this gift, I feel much better, and have a stange smell following me around everywhere! Again, thank you!

Javascap 18:53, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Template

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

For a helpful review (I don't like the Golden Shower award). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:22, Mar 21

Thankies

Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again!

And now another template! Thanks this time for your rather flattering vote comment! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:47, Mar 21

Regarding Hyperdrinking? True story. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 16:01, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Voting on stuff

Hea! Cheers for da template. Just a reminder for ya... When you vote on stuff, some of the votes have a total at the top. Not VFD, but VFH and most of the "of the month" awards.... These do not get updated automatically, and you have to remember to do it yourself. Just thought I would mention it, cos you have been forgetting to do it a bit lately... MrN 15:53, Mar 29

I was wondering about that. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to do it myself, or if the admins would prefer to handle it. Sorry, I'll do it from now on. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:59, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Na, you do it yourself. It's OK to fix the score if someone else forgets also, so long as you check the history, and see what happened... MrN 16:04, Mar 29

Ridiculously late thankings

	BOO!! Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
	Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:48, Mar 29

Hi kid.

It's that favorite uncle of yours offering you a quick way to make $20. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:29 Mar 29

Image Request

Not sure if you spotted: in my Uncle Santa UU'll Fix It Magic Box (well, image request), you'll find one freshly cut and preserved image for you. Let me know if it's OK, and if not, what you'd change. Pippings! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:59, Mar 31

And now there's version 2 with no background. Your choice... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:08, Apr 2

VFH

Exciting isn't it? HeHe... It's looking good so far actually! You're probably going to do better than my latest effort actually. Oh, and that my friend is a demonstration of the "Art of Whoring". Although I'm far from the master of such matters, a subtle reference or two can sometimes do wonders. I even saw someone actually put a link to their article in their sig once... Now that's a neat trick! Obviously if anyone goes over the top on the whoring it has negative effects, but generally, a bit of light whoring usually goes down well, assuming it's subtle and funny...

Um, was that a whore about whoring? I guess so. :-) MrN 00:09, Apr 4

TEEHEE! I'm all aflutter! I've already done a bit of whoring, but for the most part I just wanna let it stand or fall on it's own merits. I know you're probably getting sick of hearing it, but thanks again for all your help. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:15, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Hea, where did that pair of nice breasts come from!?! HeHe... Wonder if this will actually work... :) MrN 00:29, Apr 4

LOL! That's awesome! You're gonna have to teach me how to do that sometime. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:34, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

You go to http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:MrN9000/sig or any other users sig you wish to steal, and plagiarise. No one ever wrote or did anything new around this place. I think someone randomly typed some code in once years ago, but since then it's just copying... There was me thinking you were getting the hang of the place! Only joking... But you get the idea. No stealing my tits though! You got to get your own... MrN 00:41, Apr 4

Yeah, when I said "teach" what I really meant was "allow me to steal from you". Thanks for the link to your sig page, don't be surprised if bits of it end up in mine. I promise to find my own titties. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:47, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

You could probably use a link to your talk page, and maybe even your contributions if you do nothing else... Oh! Another vote for ya! WooooooW! You just might make it at this rate! MrN 00:50, Apr 4

There is a link to my talk page. It's there for when you wanna tell me I suck! And stop getting my hopes up! :P --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:53, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Dam I'm dense... The old "not noticing that it's the users own talk page" trick... Who's the n00b again? Tis not you me thinks... Oh, Hopes? HeHe... I'm just trying to make you sweat a bit like the rest of us. It's not meant to be this easy! Dam, your getting all my votes you bugger! Maybe that's cos you took the precaution of actually making your article funny... Maybe that's where I'm going wrong. Grr. But yea, anything can happen on VFH! MrN 01:58, Apr 4

On whoring i think you need practice, you could hardly have been less subtle but, meh, it's ok. I always vote for things i've peed on anyway as it makes me slightly more famous. aside from burning with jealousy i'd like to congratulate on the nomination, although the reviewer of my latest article said it "wasn't VFH yet" implying that it may be if i sort it out. See you around and congrats again.

Very nicely done. Now if only you had signed your message I would know who you are. :P --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:42, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

look, I know who I am does it matter if you do? I mean we're all people here in this magical world we both occupy I don't see the need to split everyone up into boxes wth stupid corporate labels such as names! Where's the individuality!? Seriously, sorry I always forget to sign thngs (if you really needed to know you could always have checked the page history) i did vote anyway and I do hope your artcle makes the highlight. orian57 13:59, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

I knew it was you, I was just teasin' ya. Thanks for the vote. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 14:31, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies!

Much obliged to you OptyC! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:06, Apr 7

Hurrah, you're alive!

Congratulations, my son! Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday! As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift. Have fun**! *Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry. **Not actually allowed, it's only an expression.

Grand Generally Non-Asshat x1,916,281 and Doctor KUNDr.S. WHORE! UOTM YWG

Come get some FREE CANDY, little boy!

Robertodole has offered free candy to you and every other little boy in the neighborhood! Now make an old man happy and go tell all your little friends, OK?

Whoring 102

Hey sailor, are YOU looking for a good time? I got what you need! You know, if you wanna. Warm thank you in advance ;) Warm Regards, Javascap

Finally!

OK, many apologies for the intolerable delay, but I've finally taken a close look at that article for you. I've put it with Javascap's original review here. Hope it helps - it's certainly got plenty of promise, and some really quite good stuff! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:29, Apr 13

yay! thanks for the delete vote!

--Moonzeppelin MUN 13:46, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Tanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU!

Also good luck with the stupid in 21 days thing (even though I voted against :P)--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey!

Hey thanks for the vote on VFH, in advance (don't worry - you'll still get a pwetty, themed generic template after the failure and/or success of the nom) and just to stop by to generally say hi and start a conversation. I like conversations, yay! Anything you got to whore to me? Hell, anything you ever want to whore just pop by my page and I'll have a look at it. I love whoring! - 07:01 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hey, I likes the article so I votes for it. I realized while we were whoring that poor innocent nOOb that I hadn't done it yesterday like I meant to. I got nothing to whore right now, I'm still just trying to round up another vote or two for VFH. I've got a couple in the works though, I'll let you know when they're finished. When you gonna nom that Wikipedia main page you made? -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:10, 24 Apr

Well it needs a whole lot of work, I've got to different opinions on it down at the piss-factory: I definetly need to tone down the nazi references, but maybe after some work a VFH could be in order... I trust you will be making me a suitablly generic template for voting on your article! Also that innocent nOOb, 'ey? Don't forget, technically we're still noobs! - 07:15 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh I got a suitably generic template for everyone. I'm waiting till it's all over and I'm gonna mail them all at once. As far as being nOObs, I surely am. You on the other hand have moved well beyond nOObness. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:32, 24 Apr

I have, well thank you, but shh! I still want to win this! But thanks, I love compliments, I could probably live off of compliments! That's because I'm a self-centered, ego-maniacal-terrorist. - 07:39 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

In that case let me add that those slacks really make your ass look great! -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:02, 24 Apr

You think...why thank you, I didn't like them that much you know but, since you say they work, great! - 08:44 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Photochomping

Sure, what do you want in the way of phototos :) ? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:32, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

You sneaky blighter

You sure are pushing the boundaries of what constitutes acceptable pornography on Uncyclopedia. [[1]] Which is a good thing. Obviously. And not just because of the tits, well, OK, mainly because of them... MrN 03:48, Apr 26

VFH

MMM...Tony Visconti is a really good record producer.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:55, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

VFH

Congratulations... MrN 17:52, Apr 26

Whoa! I didn't even notice! I had my head down working on something new. Thanks! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:17, 26 Apr

Hey. I didn't notice either but now that i have just like to say congratulations! And i'm not jealous. My first review and the article whent on to be featured. I think this makes me something like a doting aunt: not really responsible for any of it but involved none the less. anyway just congratulatulations! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|13:11 27/04/08

Thanks for the vote

Youc voted Tony Visconti, so big thanks form me, your endousment of Glam rock is to be comended:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:48, 27 April 2008 (UTC)