User:Robertodole

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I made this pic in paint, my first ever edited pic!

Hey People! My full name is Robertodole Shinitai L'Quanica!

Facts About Me[edit]

  • I exist
  • If you wanted to divide my first name into 2 names, it would be Roberto Dole, NOT Robert O'Dole
  • Your mom is my hoe
  • You didn't sleep with my mom, because my mom is a Ninja Pirate
  • I am a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Llama
  • I win. End of story

Pages I Like[edit]

(There are probably more I can't think of)

Userboxes[edit]

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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!


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Rejoice, Robertodole! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


See my talk page for more info on the golden shower and cookie!

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Now go play in traffic.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.




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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.


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…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.





hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!



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