User:Robertodole

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I made this pic in paint, my first ever edited pic!

Hey People! My full name is Robertodole Shinitai L'Quanica!

Facts About Me[edit]

  • I exist
  • If you wanted to divide my first name into 2 names, it would be Roberto Dole, NOT Robert O'Dole
  • Your mom is my hoe
  • You didn't sleep with my mom, because my mom is a Ninja Pirate
  • I am a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Llama
  • I win. End of story

Pages I Like[edit]

(There are probably more I can't think of)

Userboxes[edit]

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WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!


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Rejoice, Robertodole! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


See my talk page for more info on the golden shower and cookie!

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Now go play in traffic.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.




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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.





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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Give a skeptic an inch and he'll measure it. Help!
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.




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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user wants Apricot Avenger featured.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.




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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.






United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Poland
This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb!
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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PIELAND
This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
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This user is a zombie. BARHAH!
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This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user wants Jimmy Cracked Corn featured.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.









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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN






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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!



USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11



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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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subliminal!
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
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Pasta be upon this user.
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This user is homeless.
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This user is easily tricked.




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This user is a complete, irredeemable Game Boy. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and deteriorate at a mad axe-murderer.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is elite.




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This user is cooler than you.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is a n00b.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH




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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.








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This user doesn't care.
NO




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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.





hey!
The above wasn't my fault!
hey!



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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP





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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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You're an ugly mofo!
This user is a poopsmith, much better than you. They like to eat bananas and own a flaming extra-large ninja-rocket-launcher.
You're an ugly mofo!







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This user is the random pointless Juffo-Wup that optimised their retina inside of your hot dogs so you must melodramatically subpoena them with a REM.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user was brought to you by the letters F, U and the number 13.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!
やらないか
This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
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This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level.
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This user is a native speaker of 1337.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of the Ancient Language.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
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This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.
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This user speaks Español at a near-native level.
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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
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This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 日本語.
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This user is a native speaker of Pie.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Recondite English.
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This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
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This user is a native speaker of Spanglish.
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This user is a native speaker of Write-only.
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This user does not speak Newspeak and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Newspeak speakers.
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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.
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