User:Robertodole

I made this pic in paint, my first ever edited pic!

Hey People! My full name is Robertodole Shinitai L'Quanica!

Facts About Me

• I exist
• If you wanted to divide my first name into 2 names, it would be Roberto Dole, NOT Robert O'Dole
• Your mom is my hoe
• You didn't sleep with my mom, because my mom is a Ninja Pirate
• I am a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Llama
• I win. End of story

Pages I Like

(There are probably more I can't think of)

• Jimmy Cracked Corn
• Speed-typing
• Llama
• George Dubya Bush
• Jesus (and his many other forms, the Jesii in general)
• Emo Hitler
• List of one letter words starting with A
• Jack Schitt
• Clinja
• Oscar Wilde
• Chuck Norris
• Mr. T
• Mr. Clean

Userboxes

WEREHAMSTER Award

WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!

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Rejoice, Robertodole! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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See my talk page for more info on the golden shower and cookie!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! If you want the last word with a woman, apologize. Help!

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user wants Apricot Avenger featured.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism

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This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders)

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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a vampire. Bleh!

This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.

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Meow!

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Meow!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user wants Jimmy Cracked Corn featured.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!

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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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subliminal!

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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user wants you to be touched.

This user is homeless.

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This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

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This user is a complete, irredeemable muff. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and deport at a garbage bin.

This user will give you a seizure.

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

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This user is a geek.

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This user is elite.

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This user is cooler than you.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

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This user is a n00b.

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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

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The above wasn't my fault!

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This user is addicted to video games.

This user is an adventurer.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user's head A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is a booming demoralizing cockroach that likes to shave while senseless tense daffodils bake his cheval-de-frise.

This user is the random lithium idiot that deceived their calf inside of your pillows so you must habitually rinse them with a Daewoo.

This user can see what you don't!

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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

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...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

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This user was brought to you by the letters N, O and the number 1337.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.

No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

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この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿!

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This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level.

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This user is a native speaker of 1337.

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This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

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This user speaks Español at a near-native level.

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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

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This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

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This user is a native speaker of Spanglish.

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This user is a native speaker of Write-only.

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This user does not speak Newspeak and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Newspeak speakers.

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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.

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