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Oompa-Loompa genocide

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 692 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Get rid. DW^III 02:08, 24 April 2019 (UTC)
Comments	Is this supposed to send-up the Oompa-Loompas? I don't see how. Is this supposed to satirize Angry Birds? Ditto. DW^III 02:08, 24 April 2019 (UTC)

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 168 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Low quality. →L A B O R A T O R I E S Probably needs a full rewrite. User:Kevindong 22:05, 15 May 2019 (UTC) 22:01 15 May 2019
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