Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion
DO...For nominators: DO...
- Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
- Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
- Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
- Add
{{vfd}}to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned. - Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
- Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
- Please keep joke nominations at the bottom and try to not overdo them. Joke nominations should be indicated by the "Joke Nomination" template.
For voters: DO...
- Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
- Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so:
'''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~ - Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
- Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
- Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
- Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
- Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
DON'T...- Revert administrators.
- Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
- Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
- Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like
THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion
New entries will be at the bottom of this page.
Undictionary:Generation Z
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Huff. 
Comment. RDJ has been making the new and improved Undictionary, why not just move it over there? Its not TOO bad as is... 
UnTunes:Friendly Neighbourhood Cyberman
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UnNews:UnBooks used as toilet paper, angry UnBook lovers mob
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UnNews:Obama plays golf, as the nation falters
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Keep. It's funny enough IMO 
Obliterate. UnDebate:Is Stalin the handsomest man who ever lived?
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BRRRRRT! 
Half against. sorta funny, sorta not. ambivalent but leaning more towards bleh UnNews:World Rejoices with Retirement of Ali G, Borat
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@soviet: is that the freaking spike signature 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:58, 2 May 2026 (UTC) |
UnNews:TZOD_UPDATE:_The_last_update
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Islam/Lite
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It's so bad it's scary. 🎄🎄🎄Detour
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UnNews:Police raid gun shop; find guns
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UnNews:Battletoads rereleased due to overwhelming demand
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UnNews:BinaryBuntu Announced
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Capitalistic Economy
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Poly people
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Delete. this seems too short. not sure if it even should be a redirect. 🎄🎄🎄
Pez dispensers
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