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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

Error messages

Score: 2 lazy bums who didn't change the score text
Elapsed Time: 719 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Gimmick articles can be funny  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 20:02, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Once again; should be a redirect to Error message. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 00:40, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 03:33, 29 November 2025 (UTC)
  3. Crazy? They called me crazy once. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:28, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

UnBooks:Cookbook/Urinal Cakes

Score: 3 toilet ducks
Elapsed Time: 414 hours
Keep (1)
  1. it can stay but should probably be rewritten/expanded --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:19, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 17:53, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:42, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Huh? ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 04:19, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 03:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

A story built one template at a time

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 396 hours
Keep (1)

Merge into A fuck ton of template spam and no real content. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:26, 13 December 2025 (UTC)

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. Better late than never, i suppose? Anyway, this page is just template spam. There's no story whatsoever. Alula.gifAlula.gif 11:18, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Merge/lock. yeah. also, isn't there a page that's basically just this? ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 14:17, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg lock I don't think it should be merged, but I do agree this one should be locked. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 03:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

@Fish on skates: good idea, it's just a lot of the content here is... user-based templates. (aka the user was here user-boxes) we COULD merge it into A fuck ton of template spam and no real content as the creator of the page said, but just remove the conversations. how does that sound? ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 20:51, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

if that happens, the full story (with the conversations) could still be archibed somewhere --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:54, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on baits: i can do it (since i have thumbsucker) ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 21:59, 19 December 2025 (UTC)

Mite

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 374 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. too short. also made by the error messages IP, as evidenced by its fancy (albeit unnecessary) layout. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 10:04, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:24, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:38, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Norton Utilities

Score: 3 Viruses
Elapsed Time: 368 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)

The only joke is that its malware and it's also stubby. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 16:04, 7 December 2025 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. too stubby for stub. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 14:28, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:39, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Shoop

Score: 0.5 FIRING MA LAZERS
Elapsed Time: 333 hours
Keep (1.5)

Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 02:46, 9 December 2025 (UTC)

Delete (2)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif LOL WUT's drunken cousin, if he was shit. There's like, two sentences here. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 02:39, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! as gergdown already pointed out, there's barely any text here. it's just a flashy bunch of images with no coherence. once again, style over substance. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 03:08, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Ford Exploder

Score: 4 Ford Exploders
Elapsed Time: 323 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and unfunny. Sovietโ˜ญ (Ask for free votes) 12:47, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. too dang short, man ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 04:17, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 03:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Great Lord Mรณckasiin of Moccasinia.notext.png Mรณckasiin is displeased. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:42, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

UnBooks:UnRoadMap

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 323 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. most links are red, and the very few that aren't could be much better as an UnVoyage section. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 13:14, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 20:41, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:44, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Benmark

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 219 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! It's a textbook example of Countrycruft. Oแ‘ญรถแ”‘แ”‘แ™€แ™ OPOSSUMSIG.gif Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (๐’ฆ๐“‡๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“Š๐’ธ๐“€๐“ˆ โ„ณ๐“Ž ๐’ฒ๐’พโ„ฏ๐“ƒโ„ฏ๐“‡) 20:28, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! this shoul've gottenn VFD'd a long time ago. ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 20:44, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yeah... ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 21:50, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:51, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

UnBooks:"Ladies' Ride Through Space-Time"

Score: 3 star wars ripoffs
Elapsed Time: 54 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. ChuckNorris.gif  I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! Explode fire.gif More AI slop that's very long! By adding the VFD tag, I have contributed to 50% of the human work to this article, the other 50% being the addition of the AI article tag. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 17:50, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the entire series has got to go --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:51, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Gerg you can't just steal my jokes like that (also, Symbol delete vote.svg delete, obviously) Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:52, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

@Alula: Nah nah nah, it's "trans-formative content". By adding two extra words, this is now my joke. Contact my lawyers for more info! ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 00:16, 23 December 2025 (UTC)

UnBooks:D'Amelio Family in Hungarian uprising

Score: 3 hungarian people's republics
Elapsed Time: 33 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)

Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! If I keep deleting these, man, this will become A vote page amplified one AI article at a time. At least it's below 100 kilobytes now... it's 99 kilobytes. So not good. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 15:00, 21 December 2025 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ditto what I said for the other coupla articles --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:36, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:53, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

UnBooks:Ivan's Last Odyssey

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 28 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  • ChuckNorris.gif  I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! Explode fire.gif Yes, I AM going after every one of these. Every one, as in the long and unfunny ones. Anyway, this is more AI slop (it's actually the easiest to tell that it is, see User:Willy on wheels/ai signs and come back to this article.) ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 20:08, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:22, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:53, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Sam Hyde

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 25 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. too short imo ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„ 23:03, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:54, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Comments

A story built one "a story at a time" at a time

Score: 4 moccasins.
Elapsed Time: 24 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock Dead as a fucking rodent... that's dead. It's basically ASBOPAAT but with constant headers. It sits with a pitiful ~50 edits. At least this one has a story unlike the other ones, though. ๐Ÿ‚ gergdown๐Ÿ‚(talk) (vote) โ˜€๏ธ 00:01, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.svg Smite it! as per above. Hammy (talk) 11:59, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
  3. Great Lord Mรณckasiin of Moccasinia.notext.png Mรณckasiin is displeased. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:56, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yeah, definitely one of the worse-performing ASBOWAATs --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:59, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
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