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Wild Jew

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 709 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. Nominating this mostly because it should be a redirect to Wild Jews. Also it's kinda crappy. (If for some reason it doesn't get VFD'd I'll move it to a different title so that I can make "Wild Jew" a redirect). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:35, 22 June 2025 (UTC) Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:52, 13 July 2025 (UTC) Burninate! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:28, 21 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1.95 Elapsed Time: 133 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. I'd argue deleting them is going a step too fat. If anything, we could lock them so that they aren't further edited, but we should keep archived to preserve an era of this wiki. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:46, 18 July 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2.95)	Seriously, the series has become way too large and oversaturated, and most of these are incoherent and irrelevant to the lore. At least "A story built one time at a byte" should go because it has virtually zero redeeming value. And yes, A story built half a word at a time is next on my list, I am NOT backing down. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:41, 16 July 2025 (UTC) I agree with @OPOSSUM:. I think ASBOTAAB and ASBHAWAAT should both be deleted. I think that A story built one template at a time, which I started, should be redirected to this. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 18:57, 18 July 2025 (UTC) Delete all but 1, one article at a time. DW^III 22:10, 21 July 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 30 hours
Keep (2)	Keep. 'Twas I who put the chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay, as seen on my userpage. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:27, 21 July 2025 (UTC) Keep. The world needs goblins. Noopnurf (talk) 17:11, 21 July 2025 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 02:53, 21 July 2025 (UTC)
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