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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

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Meta Platforms

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 888 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Weak Like.png Like. I think it simply needs to be expanded and to see a therapist to become funnier and less ranty. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 20:20, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Needs expansion. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:50, 1 May 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Facebook dislike thumb.png Dislike --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:11, 19 April 2024 (UTC)


Lazaderra quattro MerdaCalda GT speciale

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 765 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Might fit in unfomercials, but it's probably too short for even that. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 24 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:36, 1 May 2024 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:03, 3 May 2024 (UTC)
  • For the record, I kinda like it. But assuming this article goes the way of old yeller, please don't delete the image. Very simple meme I know, but I'll find something useful for it. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:36, 3 May 2024 (UTC)

Jeffrey Lebowski

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 714 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:35, 21 May 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Never mind, this is not my first time nominating an article here. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:27, 26 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:39, 1 May 2024 (UTC)

Human rights in North Korea

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 239 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not every article is the same. Not every joke will make every single person fall out of their chair laughing. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:24, 21 May 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:28, 22 May 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Articles that look like the things they're about can be funny, but not this one. Pasmorade (talk) 15:01, 16 May 2024

  1. Oh fuck it. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 20:18, 17 May 2024 (UTC)
  • Userfy it and give it to me. I can rewrite it from NK's point of view and satirize it. -- OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 21:44, 19 May 2024 (UTC)
    And/or that might work too I guess. In my opinion, no need to delete it. If someone wants to work on a different version of this article in their userspace and then replace this brilliance with it, that might work. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:25, 21 May 2024 (UTC)

Uncle Sam

Score: -1.5
Elapsed Time: 160 hours
Keep (2.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Uncle Sam is worth satirizing but this page does need a lot of work. But if not enough votes to keep, just userfy it under my account and I'll give it my best shot. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 23:52, 19 May 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:22, 21 May 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:19, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.It's not funny. User:Fenris2010

The Land Before Time

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 158 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Has potential. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 18:22, 21 May 2024 (UTC)
  2. Needs expansion. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:21, 26 May 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Hasn't been updated in like, 6 years. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 23:25, 19 May 2024 (UTC)