Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion
DO...- For nominators: DO...
- ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
- ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
- ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
- ... Add
{{vfd}}to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned. - ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
- ... Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
- For voters: DO...
- ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
- ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so:
'''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~ - ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
- For Administrators: DO...
- ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
- ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
- ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
- ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
DON'T...- ... Revert administrators.
- ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
- ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
- ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like
THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
Pages for Deletion
New entries will be at the bottom of this page.
UnBooks:Bloopy's Pirate Dictionary
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Score: 1 illiterate pirates Elapsed Time: 1739 hours
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Keep. If it’s not funny it should be rewritten, not deleted. The article’s still got potential IMO and clearly effort’s gone into it 
The article is completely serious, has no humor, and would actually be a pretty good article if this weren't a humor wiki. 
Matt Olson
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Score: -2 baseball players Elapsed Time: 1457 hours
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Unfunny article. No links. Needs grammar editor. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:15, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
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UnGames:Tic_Tac_Toe
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Score: 0 possible combinations Elapsed Time: 512 hours
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I think I could finish it. I have pretty much nothing to do all day. Soviet (talk) 15:31, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
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Referee
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Score: 0 striped shirts Elapsed Time: 375 hours
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I think it's alright, could use with some polishing up here and there but it's excellent conceptually. ❄️SystemPhantom, with a 🍋lemon for you! (talk)❄️ 05:06, 20 October 2025 (UTC) |
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Not very funny, hell i might even rewrite this if it gets deleted 👻CUN Turb0- |
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Upper Peninsula War
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Score: -4 cannuck conflicts Elapsed Time: 90 hours
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@Soviet: i'm pretty sure the whole joke is that it's supposed to look and read real... see this article. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 🌑 14:34, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
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Comment. we need to close this on the first day of november. the last vfd of this article had its vfd closed on november 1st, 2010. it would be really cool if exactly 15 years later, another vfd was closed.