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UnBooks:Bloopy's Pirate Dictionary

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 1271 hours
Keep (1)	User space it, but also copy over anything funny to Undictionary
Delete (3)	The article is completely serious, has no humor, and would actually be a pretty good article if this weren't a humor wiki. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 20:07, 17 August 2025 (UTC) Merge anything actually funny into Undictionary and delete the rest. --Fish on skates 21:41, 18 August 2025 (UTC) Yeah. 17:54, 25 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 989 hours
Keep (3)	Keep. It's not the greatest article, but it's not delete-worthy. MrX blow me 22:47, 23 September 2025 (UTC) I'm not gonna even pretend to understand what's going on with this article, but i don't think this is VFD-worthy. 16:50, 2 October 2025 (UTC) Keep. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:07, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Unfunny article. No links. Needs grammar editor. (talk) 14:16, 29 August 2025 (UTC) Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 01:15, 19 September 2025 (UTC) Delete. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 44 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Nuke. Never has been finished, in fact, there is like, 19683 possible combinations in tic tac toe that is kinda time consuming if we just did every possible tic-tac-toe combination for each page. I'm sure there are better ways to do this, you know... GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:21, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
Comments	I think I could finish it. I have pretty much nothing to do all day. Soviet (talk) 15:31, 9 October 2025 (UTC)