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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Uncyclopedia:VFS/Past winners

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1211 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and Delete. I don´t need an explanation, do i? Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 00:25, 9 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A Sandwich of the Month joke which makes no sense being where it is. I don't think it would even work as part of the actual Sandwich of the Month award. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 07:21, 9 October 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 09:03, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
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No Man's Sky

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 985 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. no reason given. Gimme a reason for delete vote. now! L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 11:32, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It´s clearly not the best article, but it´s new, so it could just be tagged instead. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 11:14, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Remember that guy? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 10:52, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Hangul filler

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 984 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The content inside of this page changed my life. Jokes aside, I think this is funny enough to be kept. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 09:05, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Better than literally every other "empty" page out there. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 11:15, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Yeah, it's blank. Really not funny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 11:00, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete, might change to Keep if someone adds a bit more to the article Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:25, 20 October 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Ahir

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 981 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Smite lightning.svg Smite. I highly doubt that anyone that doesn't live in India would find this funny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:47, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Junk. Very poorly written. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 09:15, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Gandhi would not have been proud. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 11:16, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. isn't there a Hindi Uncyclopedia? Go translate it over to there. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:25, 20 October 2022 (UTC)
    1. There isn´t. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 07:23, 20 October 2022 (UTC)
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Jameson The God

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 981 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. FlaccidDickVote.svg Limp boner. I personally don't get it. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:50, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I do not get it too. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 09:16, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 11:16, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete, maybe even Symbol delete vote.svg Speedy Delete. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:26, 20 October 2022 (UTC)
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The reason why to promote one's business by way of the Greatest SEO ever?

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 898 hours
Keep (3)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. gonna have to disagree on this one. Could use improvements, but it's not terrible enough for deletion. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:37, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice one. Liked it, but it needs some expansion. Adding a stub template would be OK, I think. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 16:39, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  • Yeah, it kinda sucks. That´s why it´s good. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 17:45, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
Delete (1)
Comments

Political correctness

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 896 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep and keep featured What exactly was the discussion on Discord? A severe editing is not needed to keep this. Yes it has slurs and looks like something out of our beloved Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball, but that doesn't mean we need to delete it. MrX blow me 06:19, 27 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep and strong keep featured This article is featured. Just because it aged poorly doesn't mean it should be deleted. Not to mention this has happened before. And also pointless insults towards whoever wrote it. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:41, 27 October 2022 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  • This may be funny for an incel, but c'mon. It really ain't. It's as if as many different forms of bigotry are squished into one article. It isn't even satire.  Cassandra  (talk) 03:43, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  1. Nom and Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is full of slurs. While it has decent potential, the amount of slurs and other very-not-good words in it make it eligible for VFD, according to a discussion on Discord. If this article is kept, a severe editing of it is in order. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 03:43, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., now go back into your corner! JJPMaster 03:44, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:46, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. rom (talk) 03:47, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Deleting a featured article would be fun. Also, this is junk. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 16:36, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 17:43, 22 October 2022 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment: If you choose keep, please specify if you think the article should be unfeatured or no. --unsigned by someone who put it in the wrong place

Cube Pallas

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 773 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and delete. Small article with bad formatting and somewhat random humour. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 06:47, 27 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:59, 30 October 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Alpha flight

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 772 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom and delete. Mostly just a list with two images. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 07:06, 27 October 2022 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:59, 30 October 2022 (UTC)
Comments

Noods

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 644 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. though I spent some time writing it, this is not very funny. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:26, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

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