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The theme from a summer place

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 499 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 02:31, 12 September 2024 (UTC) Huff. 13:11, 13 September 2024 (UTC) Delete. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ Facepalm. 01:05, 25 September 2024 (UTC)
Comments	I can't see anything worth salvaging. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 02:31, 12 September 2024 I agree that it’s shitty, but deleting a 2005 article feels like burning an ancient relic to me. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:37, 12 September 2024 (UTC) You could always userfy it. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 02:53, 13 September 2024 (UTC)

Score: 0.5 Elapsed Time: 319 hours
Keep (2)	Keep. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 17:36, 21 September 2024 (UTC) Keep ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 16:36, 25 September 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2.5)	Kill. This just feels like a really short rant. If kept, it needs a fix tag. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 13:59, 19 September 2024 (UTC) I guess. Definitely needs expansion, and is otherwise too short. 18:15, 22 September 2024 (UTC) Facepalm. not funny... 01:18, 25 September 2024 (UTC)
Comments	I don't see what's wrong with the article. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 17:36, 21 September 2024 (UTC)

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 319 hours
Keep (1)	Strong keep. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 17:48, 21 September 2024 (UTC)
Delete (4)	Limp boner. I gave this an ICU over a year ago that got removed. I think it's safe to put it here now. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:14, 19 September 2024 (UTC) Huff.Agreed. Should have been QVFDd from the start. ݬલטαฬ םɐۼ - ᚦ¡ទᑕʋᛢᛇ - ɪ øటñ ᑌᑎᑦᛉ๔1០ᖀξᗟᛧą - but ɳ̩ɵɞ_°₫￥ ເἀᚱΞᛇ 22:11, 19 September 2024 (UTC) Delete. 18:20, 22 September 2024 (UTC) Meh. 01:29, 25 September 2024 (UTC)
Comments	Honestly, this one really has nice potential. Except it's been wasted. If this article gets deleted, and someone attempts to create it, it SHOULD BE expanded and improved. Dr. Onikolos (talk) 18:16, 26 September 2024 (UTC)

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 267 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	KILL IT WITH FIRE! Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 17:58, 21 September 2024 (UTC) Not good. 18:26, 22 September 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 258 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 02:40, 22 September 2024 (UTC) Nuke. 18:26, 22 September 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 258 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Uncyclopedia. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 02:45, 22 September 2024 (UTC) Delete. 18:27, 22 September 2024 (UTC) Delete. 03:36, 25 September 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 130 hours
Keep (2)	Pacman. Fenris2010, Emperor, Valued Council Member, Chess Player & UnGames Contributor ^{Talk to me here.} 02:41, 28 September 2024 (UTC) moccasins. 𝕆𝕛𝕒𝕚 𝕆𝕡𝕠𝕤 02:42, 28 September 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)	I randomly found this page. No idea what this is, nor if deleting may screw up something; but it definitely shouldn't be in main space... DaniPine3 (talk) 11:01, 27 September 2024 (UTC)
Comments	It definitely does have a use, but it should be a subpage of an actual portal page instead of a redirect to Zana's userspace. 21:31, 2 October 2024 (UTC)