Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive270

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Pyism

Score: 4
Keep (1)	This is a parody of how weird, complicated and "totally out there" philosophy can be. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 11 April 2013
Delete (5)	Probably DrSkullthumper's worst article. -- The Zombiebaron 03:26, 11 April 2013 (UTC) Delete RedHot (talk) 03:28, 11 April 2013 (UTC) This looks like a travel quide with a joke or two. Eh. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 04:51, 11 April, 2013 (UTC)      Is this the man who made the Earth tremble? -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:56, Apr. 11, 2013 Delete -RAHB 00:57, 12 April 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Whoever deletes this... please move it to my userspace. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Apr 12 '13 1:40 (UTC) Ok -- The Zombiebaron 03:30, 12 April 2013 (UTC)

Pixie Science

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Magic everywhere in this bitch. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 05:57, Apr. 11, 2013
Delete (3)	Pixies aren't inherently funny -- The Zombiebaron 01:31, 10 April 2013 (UTC) "It must be science, it has lots of pixies." - George W. Bush on Pixie Science - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:05, Wednesday 10 April 2013 - Delete Unless somebody polishes it quite a lot. I understand where it's going but it's poorly written and is missing any particularly surprising moments of extreme funny. -RAHB 01:10, 12 April 2013 (UTC)
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A Tourist's Guide for Australia

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Seriously? What are you thinkin'? Without this article, Frosty'd get lost!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:35 4.10.13
Delete (3)	Terrible -- The Zombiebaron 20:54, 9 April 2013 (UTC) Dead to me - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:41, Wednesday 10 April 2013 - Meh -RAHB 01:14, 12 April 2013 (UTC)
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Death Race 2000

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Keep.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:08 4.10.13
Delete (3)	Randumb -- The Zombiebaron 20:47, 9 April 2013 (UTC) "Alans formula for this sequel was to analyze the movies structure and try to re-gain viewer interest, instead of just blowing shit up and popping in a boob or two with crossed fingers. Alan first started to look into the words "Death" & "Race" and move away from it's original storyline of a bunch of drunken college KKK members attempting to rid the world completely of Niggers that stole their bikes, and instead actually involve some kind of racing event where death is waiting around every turn." - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:45, Wednesday 10 April 2013 - Delete -RAHB 01:15, 12 April 2013 (UTC)
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Goth (game)

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	What is this I don't even -- The Zombiebaron 04:38, 11 April 2013 (UTC) After reading this I... I didn't even understand it...? What is this? Whatever it is, it's too random for me, and no, the randomness doesn't make this any better. :/ Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:00, 11 April, 2013 (UTC) Although I'm keeping this turd diamond in my userspace. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:03, Apr. 11, 2013 Boner.Delete all of uncyclopedia one article at a time. Also I didn't read it. Mike the Great (talk) 06:06, 11 April 2013 (UTC)
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Donnie Biccoti: The Life of a Wiseguy

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	Before I read the caption of the cat picture at the top of the page I entertained the notion that Donnie was the cat. That would have been funny. Instead, it isn't. -- The Zombiebaron 20:44, 9 April 2013 (UTC) "How do you staple a hat to someones face?" - Black Jesus on Donnie Biccoti - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:48, Wednesday 10 April 2013 -  Kill.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:09 4.10.13
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Embraer

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	Not good -- The Zombiebaron 20:52, 9 April 2013 (UTC) "the so called Chinese and Russian aircraft manufacutrers" - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:43, Wednesday 10 April 2013 - Eek  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:08 4.10.13
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Bill McCoy

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	Extremely randumb -- The Zombiebaron 21:00, 9 April 2013 (UTC) "William J. "Bill" McCoy, also known as Billy McCoy, The Real McCoy, Big Bill, and Larry the Cable Guy was born in 1923 in Mother Russia." - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 02:03, Wednesday 10 April 2013 - No pictures, must have humor. No humor, equals gay. Gay article, delete.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:10 4.10.13
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Cosworth

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	I doubt this is funny even to people who know what the hell it is about. -- The Zombiebaron 20:58, 9 April 2013 (UTC) "What really happened was a bunch of power crazed petrolheads got together and managed to obtain pictures of the whole of the Ford Motor Company's executive board at a transvestite orgy." - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:50, Wednesday 10 April 2013 - Extinguish it.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:09 4.10.13
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Thereof

Score: 4
Keep (1)	I kind of liked it. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 08:55, Apr. 9, 2013
Delete (5)	This is bad. -- The Zombiebaron 12:04, 8 April 2013 (UTC) -- Style  Guide 12:08, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Delete. —  (talk) (contributions) 12:34:06 2013/04/08 UTC Madclaw @ talk 12:37, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Delete. Good in a few places, but it's not enough to make an article out of it. If the author returns they can have a copy back to work on it some more. MrN 18:59. Apr 9. 2013
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Jon Kyl

Score: -1
Keep (4)	Keep Since I wrote this piece that follows the life and career of the former Senate minority whip and I have 11 features to my name, I'd love to know what is bad about this, excluding the picture captions. If anything, I'd say this should be heralded as a codifier for any articles on politicians hereafter. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:27, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Keep Good enough. MrN 20:39. Apr 8. 2013 - This is not horrible. I would even go as far to call it somewhat good. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 23:49, Apr. 8, 2013 Keep. I will filibuster any attempt to erase this page about a true American asshole. Aleister 1:16 9-4-'13
Delete (3)	Not good. -- The Zombiebaron 11:57, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Where will this end? -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Madclaw @ talk 12:37, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Y (talk • contribs) KEPT MrN 18:54. Apr 9. 2013

Lunarcentrism

Score: 0
Keep (3)	Just. The subject interests me and I think the page has the potential to be good, and it's not offensive enough to delete. MrN 20:41. Apr 8. 2013 I am a moonie too. Is that what it's about? Aleister 1:14 9-4-'13 An astronomy article that needs a good clean-up. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 08:56, Apr. 9, 2013
Delete (3)	I learned stuff and none of it was funny stuff. -- The Zombiebaron 11:54, 8 April 2013 (UTC) what —  (talk) (contributions) 12:35:33 2013/04/08 UTC I didn't even read this Madclaw @ talk 12:38, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
Comments	KEPT MrN 18:52. Apr 9. 2013

Regular Show

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Nom & Delete Dreadfully unfunny. RedHot (talk) 00:56, 8 April 2013 (UTC) -- The Zombiebaron 05:26, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Why didn't they bother to write it? -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Delete. —  (talk) (contributions) 12:36:35 2013/04/08 UTC I wouldn't watch this. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 08:57, Apr. 9, 2013
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Great Time Travel War of 1871

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	Delete - No wonder Doctor Who was cancelled for so long. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 00:12, Apr. 8, 2013 -- The Zombiebaron 05:26, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Madclaw @ talk 12:38, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
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Gary Moore

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Mostly just a list of links to wikipedia pages -- The Zombiebaron 20:09, 7 April 2013 (UTC) Delete. It basically is the equivalent of a WP page on musicians. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:26, 7 April 2013 (UTC) I'm pretty sure I made a mental note at one point to nominate this one myself. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:31, Apr. 7, 2013 Otherwise good but where the hell is the joke? -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) too much nothing —  (talk) (contributions) 12:37:28 2013/04/08 UTC More like Gary Less Madclaw @ talk 12:38, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
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Catrock

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Because I upvote everything cats Madclaw @ talk 12:41, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
Delete (5)	What is this I don't even -- The Zombiebaron 20:07, 7 April 2013 (UTC) 4 years of shittiness there. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:27, 7 April 2013 (UTC) I actually giggled at the concept, but, God, this is such catshit. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:30, Apr. 7, 2013 If someone ever reads this through -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) 2007cruft —  (talk) (contributions) 12:38:52 2013/04/08 UTC
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The Trinketeers

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Huh? -- The Zombiebaron 20:04, 7 April 2013 (UTC) How did it get past ICU/WIP? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:28, 7 April 2013 (UTC) -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:31, Apr. 7, 2013 -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Madclaw @ talk 12:41, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
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Complainers

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	2006cruft -- The Zombiebaron 20:02, 7 April 2013 (UTC) Quit yer bitchin' -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:28, Apr. 7, 2013 -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:39, 7 April 2013 (UTC) -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Madclaw @ talk 12:41, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
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Cheka

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	2006cruft -- The Zombiebaron 19:54, 7 April 2013 (UTC)  удалять -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:26, Apr. 7, 2013 какого хрена это дерьмо? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:29, 7 April 2013 (UTC) -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Madclaw @ talk 12:42, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
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Toungby

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Seems legit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:28, 7 April 2013 (UTC) -- The Zombiebaron 08:04, 7 April 2013 (UTC)  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:12 4.07.13 Neigh - This article is horseshit.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 19:45, 7 April 2013 (UTC) As much as I love Wikipedia's Bad Jokes on other Deleted Nonsense, as it was the seed of Uncyclopedia, this is pretty poor. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:21, Apr. 7, 2013 Nah. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:31, 7 April 2013 (UTC)
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Percy

Score: 7
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Delete (7)	N & Delete. - Horrible.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:12 4.07.13 -- The Zombiebaron 19:30, 7 April 2013 (UTC) Delete - Although "chode train" is slightly funny.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 19:45, 7 April 2013 (UTC) Doesn't do sentient trains justice. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:23, Apr. 7, 2013 Wut? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:30, 7 April 2013 (UTC) -- Style  Guide 12:05, 8 April 2013 (UTC) Madclaw @ talk 12:42, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
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Stimpson J. Cat

Score: 3
Keep (1)	I like cats.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:12 4.07.13
Delete (4)	Kill it with fire. -- The Zombiebaron 19:39, 6 April 2013 (UTC) In hell, please. Style  Guide 19:58, 6 April 2013 (UTC) You eediot! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:35, Apr. 6, 2013 This article was one of the most influential articles of the 20th century~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 19:45, 7 April 2013 (UTC)
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Politeness Police

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	This is what Wikipedians think is humour. -- The Zombiebaron 19:44, 6 April 2013 (UTC) It took one sentence before my life was over. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:24, 7 April 2013 (UTC) Is this SPIKE's work?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:12 4.07.13 This is what infinibanned Wikipedians think is humor.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 19:45, 7 April 2013 (UTC)
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Movement of Zen

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Not funny. -- The Zombiebaron 19:37, 6 April 2013 (UTC) Crect. -- Style  Guide 19:58, 6 April 2013 (UTC) Wow, this sucks. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:36, Apr. 6, 2013 Sounds promising but it's not.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:12 4.07.13
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The T.W.A.T. Conspiracy

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	What is this I don't even. -- The Zombiebaron 19:35, 6 April 2013 (UTC) No handle to grab. Too bad half of all my articles are just as fucked up as this one. Luckily not the same way. -- Style  Guide 20:00, 6 April 2013 (UTC) Conspiracy theory articles work best when you hit just right note with random bollocks. This, however, does not. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:33, Apr. 6, 2013 Crap ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:21, 7 April 2013 (UTC) No.  Kill.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:12 4.07.13
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Shadow the Hedgehog (video game)

Score: 2
Keep (1)	I did a pee review on this and I thought it was okay.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:12 4.07.13
Delete (3)	This is terrible. -- The Zombiebaron 19:12, 6 April 2013 (UTC) The whole universe is. -- Style  Guide 20:00, 6 April 2013 (UTC) Sonic deserves better. Or perhaps worse. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:30, Apr. 6, 2013
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Major Contributions of Those of African Descent to the Realms of Philosophy, Science, Literature, and the Liberal Arts

Score: 5
Keep (2)	;_; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:10, 5 April 2013 (UTC) ;_; —  (talk) (contributions) 02:41:44 2013/04/06 UTC
Delete (7)	Racism is not intrinsically funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Leverage (talk • contribs) And it's not even true! --monika (talk) 17:35, 4 April 2013 (UTC) Wow And to think that this came from the most diverse website on the internet... All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 20:44, 4 April 2013 (UTC) Hahahahhahaha delete Aleister 20:55 4-4-'13 Delete. --Snippy 21:00, 4 April 2013 (UTC) Delete. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:23, 5 April 2013 (UTC) Delete - In the name of Neil deGrasse Tyson. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 01:52, Apr. 5, 2013 Delete. The title sounds promising, but it falls completely flat. User:Matthlock/sig2 00:29, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
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UnTunes:Suzies_puke

Score: 2
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Delete (2)	For your consideration: an UnTune with no extant music file and dumb lyrics. I have no idea if it has anything redeeming, because I can't even find the music file on the old site OR on the mirror. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 29 '13 0:35 (UTC) Delete.---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:22, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
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Elvis Presley

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Burn on an open fire. Uncyclopedia is better of. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 08:46, 30 March 2013 (UTC) Worse than stupid. Boring. Aleister 20:58 4-4-'13 Boring and stupid. MrN 21:08. Apr 4. 2013 Thank you not very much. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:20, 4 April 2013 (UTC)
Comments	DON'T FORGET TO ADD THE {{VFD}} when you nominate. MrN 21:08. Apr 4. 2013

Alan Smithee

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Alan Smithee has one of the most important roles in Hollywood, and we honor him by having an article here (actually a vital article). A most prolific director, I credit him with writing some of my pages. Aleister 1:11 24-3-'13 Yes, sir, but the page sucks. What do you have to say to that, sir? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 26 '13 1:50 (UTC) Per your comment below, if you will rewrite it I'll gladly change my vote! But promise to keep that first pic, it is Alan Smithee in a candid photo. Al 8:45 26-3-'13 I got a whole buncha crud to fix around here before I can get back to writing. And I don't have Internet at home anymore. What if Snippy does it? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Mar 27 '13 0:17 (UTC) Sure, but I don't see why anyone working on it can't just do a rewrite of this existing page, use the few redeeming things about it and build from there. And wait, I hope you balance off crud fixing and writing, you are one of the better writers around here. It's like Spike at the other site, he's doing so much good work on crud stuff that he's not writing as much anymore, and that's a loss. "Balance is the piper of Baghdad" my ma used to say. Al 00:58 27-3-'13 I've done some editing and adding, and maybe if one more person jumps in this is savable. I can't do it alone! Help............Al in Hollywood Hell 16:01 28-3-'13
Delete (3)	Gross  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:42 3.23.13 A subject as theoretically funny as Alan Smithee, and we get THIS piece of crap? Really? One paragraph and a crap list? Fuck off and give somebody else the chance to actually write something. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 26 '13 1:50 (UTC) Delete It's pants. MrN 21:59. Mar 27. 2013
Comments	Moved to User:Aleister/Alan Smithee. MrN 20:52. Apr 4. 2013

The Communist Manifesto

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	Gross  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:01 3.28.13 Delete.--Snippy 23:53, 28 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. MrN 22:08. Mar 29. 2013
Comments	This is a concept article. Here's your concept: The Mentor & the Hacker's Manifesto. Lamely executed, but I figured the kids up there^ had no clue what this was about. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 29 '13 0:23 (UTC) Yes, I know. But it still sucks hairy donkey vagina.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:02 3.29.13

Megadeth/lineuppool

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Keep Monika will kill you with knives. She will wait for you in your sleep. Also, it's kinda part of the whole thing so I think it's needed. Also knives... Probably blunt ones intended to prolong the agony. MrN 22:06. Mar 27. 2013 Keep. - Seems fine imho  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:03 3.29.13
Delete (1)	Hmm... Hasn't been touched by anyone alive since 2010, and it isn't even an article :/ It's like a forum... which is pretty useless anyways as Megadeth has new members and stuff... or something. But yeah, it is useless. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:34, 27 March, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	KEPT MrN 17:31. Mar 29. 2013

Assassin's Creed

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Keep. Seems fine to me... --Snippy 23:53, 28 March 2013 (UTC) Keep. this is actually a really good one.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:01 3.29.13
Delete (1)	Delete and nom. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 14:30, 28 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments	KEPT MrN 17:32. Mar 29. 2013

7-11

Score: 0
Keep (1)	A keep from me. Could do with some work, but I've seen much worse. --Snippy 23:49, 28 March 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	'N+ Burninate!'  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:22 3.27.13
Comments	KEPT MrN 17:30. Mar 29. 2013

Main Page

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete: It changes everyday. Obviously a spam threat. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 15:16, 25 March 2013 (UTC) For. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 26 '13 1:51 (UTC) aye ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:36, 26 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. 2005cruft. --Snippy 07:27, 26 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. and redirect to: User:MrN9000. MrN 22:02. Mar 27. 2013
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Babel:BROKEN The Movie

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Left-over cruft from '06 or so which was hidden in the database when they instituted the Babel: namespace. Current page at Babel:The Movie is a redirect. Figured it was too long to just delete outright. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 26 '13 1:29 (UTC) WTF? --Snippy 07:24, 26 March 2013 (UTC) I need a black baby to chuck at the wall.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:21 3.27.13 WTF? MrN 22:07. Mar 27. 2013
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Take That

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	Delete. + N  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:23 3.15.13 Delete. no like it. really Ṁōŏṡʒ 14:39, Mar 19 14:39, 19 March 2013 (UTC) Delete That --EMC [TALK] 01:02 Mar 24 2013 Rewind it back. Lil Jon got the beat to make ya booty go *clap* -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 22:14, Mar. 25, 2013 Irredeemable. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 26 '13 1:32 (UTC)
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File:Rodney0009.jpg

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete Um. So... Do we want pictures of cocks like this or not? On this wiki I mean. I'm sure most of you like pictures of cocks, however this is a question of taste. No. That's not what I meant. MrN 01:39. Mar 16. 2013 Delete.I like seeing cocks occasionally, but I don't like seeing cocks on a baby's body, even with a man's head and the cock itself photoshopped in. I think this goes too far. Besides, the image is only used on one page in userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:45, 16 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. - Ew. Baby porn.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 18:10 3.16.13 Delete. --Snippy 20:51, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
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N'Sync

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete. Lame! Lord Scofield Stark 19:30, 14 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. Let it die. MrN 20:09. Mar 14. 2013 DELETE This is not what it's all about. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:19, 14 March 2013 (UTC)  Kill.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:40 3.14.13
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Brandon

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	Delete Infinite disambiguation. That ain't funny. --All rise for Billy the King! (talk) 01:37, 13 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:45, 13 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. MrN 02:22. Mar 14. 2013 Delete. Infinite redirects are not funny, Brandon! Orion Blastar (talk) 05:47, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
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Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete - 'ts gay. --All rise for Billy the King! (talk) 18:28, 10 March 2013 (UTC) Delete. - Agreed.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:10 3.12.13 Delete - There was a much longer version of this, but it still blew chunks. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 03:29, Mar. 12, 2013 Delete. What they all said. --Snippy 03:44, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
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Zynga‎‎

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Delete - This article was recently nominated at Uncyclowikia's VFD, voted unanimously into obvilivion, and rewritten by Simsilikesims. (Note that one of the central reasons was sannse's view that it was highly pornographic.) Meanwhile, it hasn't earned the same privilege here. Keeping in mind the tensions between the internal politics of each forks, there at least needs to be a proper vote before Sims' rewrite replaces it. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 23:05, Mar. 6, 2013  Burninate!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:53 3.06.13 Should the new version go, the old version go, or both versions go? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:08, 7 March 2013 (UTC) Delete this version and replace it with Sims' version. --EMC [TALK] 00:39 Mar 12 2013 Delete. What they all said. --Snippy 03:44, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Just add some pictures and categories in the new version. It makes it more complete.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 04:59, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

HowTo:Earn Money

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Delete (3)	Burninate!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 15:05 3.03.13 What he said. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 5 '13 3:16 (UTC) Delete MrN 02:45, Mar 10
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Score: 4
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Delete (4)	This is... unnecessary. I am inclined to let it exist, but because we have (or had) the tlh: interwiki link, this page disappears, and there seems to be no way to resolve the issue. Either we delete the page, or delete the interwiki. So I vote "delete this page". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 1 '13 2:58 (UTC)  Kill.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:06 3.02.13 Uh wtf Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 07:22, 6 March, 2013 (UTC) Delete. If only Elvis had not left the building. MrN 12:29, Mar 7
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Kingdom Hearts II

Score: 4
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Delete (4)	Kill. Great game, brings back memories. Decided to look it up and THIS HORRORR!!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 01:45 3.05.13 Game articles ARE notoriously awful. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 5 '13 3:19 (UTC) Oh yeah the game is indeed awesome, I've cleared it several times, but the article... nah... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 07:19, 6 March, 2013 (UTC) Delete MrN 02:47, Mar 10
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Uncyclopedia Music Festival

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Delete. - I just threw up a little.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:11 3.04.13 Oh, lord. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 5 '13 3:18 (UTC) wow thats bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:29, 5 March 2013 (UTC) Ouch. --Snippy 04:33, 5 March 2013 (UTC)  HOLY SHIT CHUCK NORRIS AND UNCYCLOPEDIA CENSORED A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO GOT ROUNDHOUSE KICK3D BY CHUCK NORRIS--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 12:19, 5 March 2013 (UTC)
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Is

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	DELETE - The fuck is ni this shit?-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:54, 21 February 2013 (UTC) Delete "Is is the plural form of the letter "I". Contrary to popular belief, it is not the third person singular present indicative form of the verb "be"." is a good start, but then there is nothing else. Put that in Un Dictionary maybe. MrN 15:05, Feb 22 Move the first sentence to UnDictionary, and then Delete. --Snippy 03:08, 24 February 2013 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:04, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
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Mage

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Kill. - Oh god. Listy and horrible. Mainly not funny.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:19, 20 February 2013 (UTC) Delete. Rambling pants. MrN 15:02, Feb 22 No. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 5 '13 3:12 (UTC)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Score: 1
Keep (3)	No, I fucking love this article. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ARTICLE! <3-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:20, 17 February 2013 (UTC) Keeper. Refreshing is interesting, how did you code that one? And if it's a regular users favorite article I'm always a "save" vote. Aleister 23:37 24-2-'13 Doesn't offend me. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 5 '13 3:10 (UTC)
Delete (4)	( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - I wrote this last November as a parody of a forced meme by sewing it together with the body parts of our own in-jokery. (Works best when you refresh.) Whatever significance this meme had is probably forgotten by now. If this spoof is truly worthy of existence, it deserves a fair vote on VFD. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:31, Feb. 17, 2013 Delete Is it supposed to MEAN something? NO. --All rise for Billy the King! (talk) 22:19, 17 February 2013 (UTC) Delete MrN 14:59, Feb 22 Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:11, 23 February 2013 (UTC) Delete. fuck off back to reddit --Nikau (talk) 14:46, 4 March 2013 (UTC) Not only have I never used reddit in my life, but my experience at Uncyclopedia exceeds yours by two years, and I have 66.666% more featured articles than you. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 18:29, Mar. 4, 2013
Comments	Sidenote: The {{title|}} template doesn't seem to be working with the <choose><option> html wizardy, although it is working just fine over at the article's place of origin at Uncyclowikia. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 19:35, Feb. 17, 2013 Important comment to Kip: Although I am voting to delete, this is my first use of {{boner}} since returning to Uncyc. MrN 14:59, Feb 22 No consensus. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 5 '13 3:10 (UTC)

The shits

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Keep Not shit enough to flush. This turd can be polished. MrN 20:03, Feb 15 Keep. As an article, this runs quite well :/ Hoof Hearted (talk) 23:31, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Very bad.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:53, 15 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, no consensus. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 1 '13 2:59 (UTC)

Atonement Special

Score: 0
Keep (1)	Keep. Not hilarious, but after a formatting fix it appears to be keepable. --Snippy 03:02, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Burninate! - Wow. bad and listy.--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 03:49, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, no consensus. Shame on you fags. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 1 '13 3:00 (UTC)

Rubble

Score: 1
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Kill. - Wow. No.--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 02:43, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, no consensus. Shame on you weasels. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 1 '13 3:00 (UTC)

H R Giger-Counter

Score: 2
Keep (1)	Eh I feel nothing for this article. It doesn't have to die.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:27, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (3)	NOM+Delete - No redlinks, but that doesn't mean it isn't b.a.d...-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 19:19, 10 February 2013 (UTC) Delete -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 12:10, Feb. 12, 2013 Delete Only here because it refers to the other article. Well written, but the concept sucks and it never went anywhere funny. MrN 20:09, Feb 15
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Helena Bonham-Carter

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. There is a version in the history with more content, but it's still pants. MrN 19:55, Feb 15 Delete. -- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:32, 15 February 2013 (UTC) “I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.” ~ Oscar Wilde Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-02-19 01:26 UTC)
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Albino mushrooms

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Keep. - Idk... I guess weak keep.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:32, 15 February 2013 (UTC) Keep. - Idk... I guess weak keep. MrN 14:54, Feb 22 Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:12, 23 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete Yet another "how has this survived all these years?" type article. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.15.07:07
Comments	Kept ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:12, 23 February 2013 (UTC)

Trout Larry

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Keep. Smells fishy, but passes the test. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.08.01:08
Delete (4)	Delete -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:04, Feb. 7, 2013 Very gay.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:44, 7 February 2013 (UTC) D—UN:VAIN ~Y KUN — 08 February MMXIII 00-12-22 ☯ Delete. on a second reading the whiff of vanity outweighs the fact that it's not total rubbish. No one else will edit this... MrN 02:36, Feb 14
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Erratic

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Keep Somehow this Erratic article does not offend me. Better than nothing IMO. MrN 20:20, Feb 15 Keep. -- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:32, 15 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete I really don't know what to make of this. It has been sitting in this same state since 2007, untouched. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.15.06:55
Comments	It feels like it should be rewritten at the very least, but since it isn't a redlink, I don't think anyone would notice it. We could demote it to a {{rewrite}} if that'd be more likely to get somewhere. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.15.20:33 Kept MrN 14:47, Feb 22

Extreme Ironing

Score: -2
Keep (3)	Keep MrN 02:58, Feb 17 Keep. Trimmed and edited it to a decent standard. --Snippy 03:01, 17 February 2013 (UTC) Keep.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:30, 20 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Horrible -- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 01:57, 17 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN 14:48, Feb 22

Anthony Kiedis

Score: 2
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Obliterate. - Really dumb.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 19:01, 10 February 2013 (UTC) Delete -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 12:10, Feb. 12, 2013
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Alanis Morrissette

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN ON YA WEDDING DAY! Random and listcruft. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 08:33, Feb. 11, 2013  Kill. - Wow, dumb.--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 22:34, 12 February 2013 (UTC) Delete. Maybe a fresh start is best. MrN 15:46, Feb 13
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Bounty Paper Towel

Score: 0
Keep (2)	Keep. - Short, but not delete-worthy. Just because it's random doesn't mean it's VFD material. However, that is just my opinion :D --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:51, 5 February 2013 (UTC) Kw—It's actually OK. ~Y KUN — Tuesday 05 February 2013 23-17-40 ¿
Delete (2)	Delete - Not funny. Random cruft. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:24, Feb. 5, 2013 What?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:10, 7 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Kept No consensus, no cry. Bob Marley said that.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:29, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Opal Fruits

Score: 1
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	NOM+DELETE - Very bad, and the length is considerably horrible.--Peasewhizz ♥ you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 23:53, 10 February 2013 (UTC) Delete -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 12:09, Feb. 12, 2013
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Great Pony Famine

Score: -1
Keep (2)	Keep. - Weak vote for keeping --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:51, 5 February 2013 (UTC) Kw—/abov–OMG PONIES! ~Y KUN — Tuesday 05 February 2013 23-19-24 ☯
Delete (1)	Delete - I wouldn't doubt for a second Famine is a great brony, but this article is crap. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:27, Feb. 5, 2013
Comments	Kept Apparently... MrN 15:40, Feb 13

Hogwarts

Score: -1
Keep (3)	Keep. - Not terrible. And Frosty's version will be sexier.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:51, 5 February 2013 (UTC) K—because Frosty's rewriting it. ~Y KUN — Tuesday 05 February 2013 23-14-24 Ꮈ Keep. I made it betterer. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:16, 9 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete - It's like cruftzilla. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:01, Feb. 5, 2013 Yeah, this is awful. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 06:02, 5 February, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Oh yeah I'm currently re-writing this, still a work in progress... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:26, 5 February 2013 (UTC) Frosted MrN 15:36, Feb 13

Tiger

Score: 3
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. Irredeemably bad. --Snippy 08:33, 6 February 2013 (UTC) Ds—blugh. Also, IPs. Are they still even allowed to create pages? ~Y KUN — 02 February MMXIII 11-10-12 ¿ --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:22, 7 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Perplex City

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4.0)	' Burninate!' - Eh..?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:46, 7 February 2013 (UTC) del #2.0. ~Y KUN — 08 February MMXIII 00-14-54 ☯ Obliterate with great prejudice. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.08.00:53 Delete. --Snippy 03:09, 10 February 2013 (UTC)
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Bro Rape

Score: 2
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Gay --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 04:01, 6 February 2013 (UTC) D—Per Sir Peasewhizz de New York. ~Y KUN — 02 February MMXIII 11-08-23 ¿
Comments

Car manufacturers

Score: 1
Keep (1)	Ks—I actually laughed pretty good on this one. ~Y KUN — Tuesday 05 February 2013 23-22-21 ¿
Delete (2)	This is a particularly beautiful, well-formatted listcruft. However, . -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:35, Feb. 5, 2013 Gay.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:21, 5 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Norway/facts

Score: 1
Keep (1)	K—It just needs a little bit of work. ~Y KUN — Tuesday 05 February 2013 23-20-35 Ꮈ
Delete (2)	Delete - Headache-inducing listcruft about a country that deserves better. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:30, Feb. 5, 2013 Delete. - Nobody cares.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:51, 5 February 2013 (UTC)
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Real Life

Score: 2
Keep (1)	There's nothing wrong with it.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 02:46, 5 February 2013 (UTC) Keep. --Snippy 09:36, 5 February 2013 (UTC) keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:24, 6 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (3)	D—hmm —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 4 2013 22:58.
Comments	Kept~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:09, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

Wee Kia

Score: 2
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	That was pretty stupid.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 17:46, 2 February 2013 (UTC) Ideal: Justin Bieber's sexlessness represented Wee Kia's perfect human. Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-02-2 22:15 UTC)
Comments	NX - Not sure about this one —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 16:54.

Fringe (TV series)

Score: -1
Keep (2)	I don't think this is quality, but it is mainspace worthy. Made me laugh.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 17:45, 2 February 2013 (UTC) I watched the entire series from beginning to end. This article is both accurate and in-depth. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Feb 5 '13 2:45 (UTC)
Delete (1)	ND - WTF article —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 16:51.
Comments	Kept. Consider this my vote in favor of keeping.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:17, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Score: 2
Keep (3)	no. trolling?--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 06:31, 2 February 2013 (UTC) FU HATERS!! This is awesome!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 17:43, 2 February 2013 (UTC) Not great, but not bad enough to deserve deletion. --Snippy 03:18, 3 February 2013 (UTC)
Delete (5)	ND. Kid of childish. —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 03:19. Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:30, 2 February 2013 (UTC) Obliterate. A brony article that mentions Uncyclopedia bronies, yet does not mention me? How horrid! Also it sucks. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:01 February 2, 2013 (UTC) Rewrite - We need an article on this subject, but a better one. Perhaps a satire of the brony phenomenon? I suggest watching this documentary for inspiration. Without completely being tangential, someone please put my article on Arrested Development out of its misery and rewrite before the show returns next month. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:10, Feb. 5, 2013 Delete So I read this twice before voting and I can truly say there is absolutely nothing good about this article. Full of crappy meme related bullocks and not a hell of a lot of original comedy. In order to swing me here, this needs to be re-written into something that doesn't rely heavily on unoriginal or even "stolen" humor and in many cases bordering on being unpleasant to the subject of the article, I mean dude it's a show about ponies for six-year-olds. Be nice. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:21, 6 February 2013 (UTC)
Comments	this is obviously a trolling act. bronies are truly the grids killing uncyclopedia.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 10:35, 2 February 2013 (UTC) Painful, ED-quality stuff. Can't say it deserves huffing, though, and I'd be afraid of what it might do to my internal organs if I tried. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.04.23:55

Admiral Donce

Score: 3.5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3.5)	Delete - Wow, this is crap. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 06:22, Feb. 5, 2013 Delete. - I threw up.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 22:51, 5 February 2013 (UTC) Dh—Hmm... Not sure if UN:VAIN or Random ~Y KUN — Tuesday 05 February 2013 23-16-43 ☯ former American president Bill Clinton impregnating nearly everyone Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-02-5 23:42 UTC)
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HowTo:Cheat on RuneScape

Score: 5
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Put it out of its misery. Unfunny, poorly formatted article that rambles about Runescape.--Snippy 07:24, 4 February 2013 (UTC) Meatspin.com (If u believe this, I'll laugh) But seriously, holy crap this article is really bad. It was pretty hard to choose what to quote for this vote because there was so much shit to pick from. Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-02-4 12:44 UTC) Delete. - Gay.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 13:31, 4 February 2013 (UTC) D—gay —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 4 2013 22:56. SUPERCRAP Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 06:03, 5 February, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Other candidates for quoting: its dick riding 12 year old pre-pubescent kids still continue to wipe their pre-cum all over it. the process to continue making bags of jew money from its users "And so he set to work creating this MasterPiece" *editor laughs*. “Seriously, this article fucking sucks” no bots now im afraid :'( am soooo upset You are free to steal one of these for your Delete vote if you want. Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-02-4 12:44 UTC)

Plus

Score: 7
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (7)	ND - Short. —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 2 2013 04:03. I think this may have come about as the result of the database fucking itself. Seeing as this article was deleted in 2010 and this has one revision dated in 2005, but definitely delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:40, 2 February 2013 (UTC) Delete. --Snippy 04:42, 2 February 2013 (UTC) I love one-liners. Unfortunately this one sucks. Make it go away. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:04 February 2, 2013 (UTC) Obliterate. - Gay. --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 17:45, 2 February 2013 (UTC) OH-HARRR! Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-02-2 21:58 UTC)
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Turban

Score: 4
Keep (1)	Keep. - Actually, if we do get rid of this one, quite a few pages will have red links making 'em look bad. Plus, it isn't that bad. Just short. --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 20:23, 29 January 2013 (UTC) Not that much pages link there. Most of them just have too many links. We can easily clean those up or make a redirect on Turban. —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 1 2013 21:57.
Delete (5)	Nom + Delete. It's just... pfthargl. —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 29 2013 15:30. Delete - There is no reason we should have an article like this on the site. A red link might encourage some enterprising reader to try his/her hand at crafting a witty, well-written page that ISN'T hateful and offensive. A blue link leading to this, by contrast, might very well encourage some enterprising reader to get the hell off this site.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:54, 30 January 2013 (UTC) pretty terrible. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:43, 30 January 2013 (UTC) The smells vary from wet farts to skunk poop. Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-31 01:21 UTC)  Burninate! The guy above srsly just stole the line I was going to quote. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:02 February 2, 2013 (UTC)
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:File:Penisbaron.jpg and any duplicate images of it

Score: -5
Keep (6)	Boners. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 09:46, Jan. 29, 2013 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, AIDS IS U!!!--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 11:56, 29 January 2013 (UTC) Lol, I've never looked at it closely before. Look at the ginger woman behind him, pretending to turn away in horror. I don't know if Socky is kidding or not, but to me it's an interesting image and good street theater, lol again. Aleister 13:07 29-1-'13 Once I was all about deleting these images. Now I laugh. -- The Zombiebaron 13:22, 29 January 2013 (UTC) I feared this. You've all been indoctrinated by the boner template! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 29 January 2013 Keep. - It's a classic! (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 29, 13:32 bonner ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:37, 30 January 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Delete. To a sizable portion of humanity, this image is clearly a shock image. To a portion of that portion, it counts as nightmare fuel. Why should we keep this image around? Is it used in any articles? Are the people that like to look at it somehow incapable of storing it on their computer? This site is not a suppository for disturbing imagery, and I hope it never becomes one. *looks at Mr-ex777 suspiciously* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:33, 29 January 2013
Comments	Kept ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:39, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Wester Hailes

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Wow. Bad.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:14, 26 January 2013 (UTC) Delete. Wow. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:34, 26 January 2013 (UTC) nicolas gasperni aka gay boy Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-27 16:38 UTC) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 00:16 Jan 28 2013
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iMac (computer)

Score: -3
Keep (4)	Not as bad as somethings I've seen that have been praised. lol Keep this. It's not bad. Just shitty. But worthy to stay. --  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:23, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Reverted to an earlier version by Braydie as of 20:07, 15 February 2007 (diff). Check the history, dammit! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 00:12, 19 January 2013 (UTC) Keep. I rather like the new-old version. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:38 January 20, 2013 (UTC) Eh, it could do with a bit of work still but it's better than the reverted version. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:45, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	I'm surprised this one didn't get on here as well... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 14:59, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- The Zombiebaron 17:49, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

Bobwire

Score: 2
Keep (2)	It's not too dreadfully stupid, but some parts could be taken out. It's also clear that this has suffered at the hands of incompetent IP users. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:07, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Freaky old. Starts off good and turns straight to shit, but has enough potential that I'd let it slide. As Gamma points out, most of the junk is the result of IP vandalism. This article needs adoption, not euthenasia. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.01.19.00:17
Delete (4)	What the hell is this? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:53 January 16, 2013 (UTC) Yep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 17 January 2013 (UTC) I was gonna say, "Why not keep it?".... then the section of the bobwire secret... I DON'T WANNA TELL YA! Bye bye.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:18, 17 January 2013 (UTC) The "The Secret of Bobwire" section alone is bad enough to shape the rest of the article. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:48, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Factual error in this article: barbed wire is patented and so cannot possibly be top secret. Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 20:56, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

Grand Prix

Score: 4
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. - I stumbled upon some bad writing...--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:53, 19 January 2013 (UTC)  Not funny. Get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:41 January 20, 2013 (UTC)  I didn't laugh. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:42, 22 January 2013 (UTC) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 21:39 Jan 23 2013
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Mr. Motivator

Score: 3
Keep (1)	FU. THIS IS MOTIVATING. --  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:21, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
Delete (4)	wat -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:13, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Will someone please find me the author? I want his autograph and epitaph. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:09, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Delete. Something...something...creation of masturbation and STDs....something...something.... Lord Scofield Stark 13:09, 21 January 2013 (UTC) Delete. --EMC [TALK] 21:40 Jan 23 2013
Comments	I'm afraid I don't know enough about this guy to vote, but some of it is obviously bad. If it stays, I'm putting a fix tag on it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 14:37 January 20, 2013 (UTC)

500 ft tall turd monster

Score: -4
Keep (5)	Feature! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:10, 16 January 2013 (UTC) Hahahaha -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Just... Yes. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 14:57, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Feature Aleister 16:11 17-1-'13 Okayyyy... it's gonna be fine.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:13, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)	WTF is this shit? If it's trying to be shitty, it succeeded... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:12 January 16, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	I don't care either way. Move it to 500-foot-tall turd monster. Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 20:51, 18 January 2013 (UTC) Kept ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:21, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

IMAC

Score: 6
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Delete (6)	Burninate! I enjoy 2006-cruft as much as the next guy, but this isn't even funny. It's just a couple in-jokes mixed in with a fat lot of dumb. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:19 January 16, 2013 (UTC) Delete. Wow bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:19, 16 January 2013 (UTC) Yep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 17 January 2013 (UTC) I wouldn't even read it it's so bad.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:20, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Gross. Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 03:04, 18 January 2013 (UTC) Delete. Hopeless. Even a rewrite would require a complete reset. Lord Scofield Stark 16:03, 18 January 2013 (UTC)
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TransApex

Score: 5
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Delete (5)	WTF? Just... wut? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:36 January 16, 2013 (UTC) ugh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Hit the red button. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:02, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Terrible. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:20, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Not good.--  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 21:25, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
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Zorba The Greek

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Delete (5)	Will there be a showdown with Chuck Norris in the future!!?? ...Not if I can help it... >_> -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:05 January 16, 2013 (UTC)  WTF IS THIS FUCKER????--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 13:49, 16 January 2013 (UTC) Kill - David Gerard (talk) 19:25, 16 January 2013 (UTC) Please, someone murd-o-late this... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 01:49, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Yep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
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Banner of the Stars

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Delete (4)	Obliterate. Fancruft about raping some anime character nobody cares about. It needs to go away. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:06 January 16, 2013 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:15, 16 January 2013 (UTC) Yep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:15, 17 January 2013 (UTC) Well, since the author didn't smack a VFD template on here like he claimed that he should... --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 15:01, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
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Kobe

Score: 3
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Delete (3)	The hell? Rodney King and Frodo mentioned in the same paragraph? Mordor? Indoor plumbing? This page is a disgrace. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:59 January 12, 2013 (UTC) No. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jan 12 '13 15:08 (UTC) GEH! --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:47, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
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HowTo:Play the game "Guess How Old I Am?"

Score: 3
Keep (1)	Even though it's not very good it did make me laugh.Thankyoubloke (talk) 20:25, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)	HowTo:Play the game "Guess How Bored This Article Makes Me?". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Dec 29 '12 8:43 (UTC) Delete. Inevitably this game of Free Ramble arrives at Hitler and the Jews. Spıke ¬ 12:09 29-Dec-12 The Badger's Nadgers --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:38, January 2, 2013 (UTC) Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:57, 9 January 2013 (UTC)
Comments	I have... ...returned. Also, this article is rather bland, yet not poor enough to delete. Far too little memeism and poop jokes to instill an absolute hatred of this article in me. Also, it needs a bit of fine tuning, such as during the steps of the game; some get left out, as the game skips to another variation on the female "edition" of the game. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 04:12, December 30, 2012 (UTC) Welcome back. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:15, 2 January 2013

Cradle of Filth

Score: 2
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Delete (2)	Love the band but this article just SUCKS. iPhone wasn't even invented on 90's, and when an article about an extreme metal band has links to pages like Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and n00b... Uh... BIG Delete.. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:49, 28 December, 2012 (UTC) Wut. This is, um... yeah, it needs to go. Userify. Also, why hasn't this page been cleared in weeks??? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 01:46 January 11, 2013 (UTC)
Comments	Not just meme-cruft but list-cruft and brain-dead punning with song titles. But, Cat, if you "love the band," fix its article--which is about something real, does have a comedy concept (mostly the lead singer as dysphonic prima donna) and does touch base with reality from time to time. Spıke ¬ 14:25 28-Dec-12 I would love to, but the problem is that I have started to brainstorm about writing article about 'Grindcore' (it's a very fast metal-genre, not really my kind of genre but worth of having an article). I fear that if I'd write CoF it would be just repeating and using the same ideas than in that Grindcore. And Grindcore is something that I'd prefer to write. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:53, 31 December, 2012 (UTC) Kept 420 hours and no damn result. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:49, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

Kipedia

Score: -0
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Delete ()	ALL BOW BEFORE KIPPO THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY ONE!! - Now this is some meta shit! Same as the other one, only with the first two letters of "Wikipedia" dropped this time to make a parody of the original article on Wikipedia, which as also since been rewritten. I've actually been aware of these two articles and their flaws for years now, but as this one glorifies myself, my vanity came in the way of a proper deletion nomination. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 09:48, Jan. 1, 2013
Comments	An old project of mine. Needs updating and a lot of work, so I userspaced it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:58, 1 January 2013

Cyclopedia

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Delete ()	Lete - "Cyclopedia" is the Bizarro World antithesis to Uncyclopedia. This article was a parody of the original article on Uncyclopedia, which has since been rewritten. Either this is rewritten (I actually like the concept) or deleted, since it makes no sense now. Assuming you could claim it ever made sense. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 09:48, Jan. 1, 2013
Comments	An old project of mine. Needs updating and a lot of work, so I userspaced it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:58, 1 January 2013 Thanks, considering that this was one of the first articles I ever read on the site. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 18:39, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

2012

Score: -6987
Keep (9000)	Not done with it. You fucker. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 31 '12 21:11 (UTC)
Delete (2013)	2005cruft -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 09:00, Dec. 31, 2012 Delete. No new lines, no creativity. The joke's on America. Spıke ¬ 21:14 31-Dec-12 The joke's always on America, Spıke. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:06, 1 January 2013
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