User talk:Mike the Great

Welcome!

Oh, welcome.

Oh, hello, Mike the Great, nice that you decided to make a new account into these flaming wheels of death and sorrow. I`m happy that all the 666 messages we sent you finally worked. We are also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below before you end up too quickly.

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So, again, welcome!

OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:14 14 May 2012

hello

hello. i am hipcrime. welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. in order to become a sysop, penis pix are required. plz provide them so i can assign the correct user rights to your account kthx. -hipcrime 06:19, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

ED visitors can use the car park round the back, next to the bins and the slurry tank. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:33, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

That bin gave me a rash, it was awful. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

I had a wikia account named "Yes hi I am a vandal" and i can't sign in with it. Do you guys have a separate database for that or something? {{SUBST:nosubst:Mike the Great/Sig}} 06:41, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Wikia accounts don't work here. Welcome to the Apocalypse. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 17 '12 1:43 (UTC)

Yeah I realized that, unfortunately. It's a real shame because my wikia account is in very good standing with the community, however I understand uncyc's hosting history and it's a shame that it's incompatible with wikia in some senses, but also really great that you guys get to continue having your site without some fat fucking piece of shit whale killing it. :) Mike the Great (talk) 02:34, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

My Wikia account is also in good standing. Every email gets treated with the highest possible level of contempt. Nominally Humane! 03:18 17 Aug

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Nominally Humane! 03:18 17 Aug

Hello

Hello, and good to meet you. Are you the fellow who vandalized the wikia uncy? If so, good job in terms of becoming a known vandal. Please leave it alone now, as I think the two sites are settling into each other and things are going to work out fine. I come to you as a whore, because my UnBook about the guy who invented soap is four votes short, and I think it's a good page, good enough to whore - in essence to ask for - a reading of it if you have a few minutes at some point. Thanks. Write on! Aleister 20:35 10-2-'13

What's up with this?

I mean, those don't seem to show up as good titles anywhere. Are they linked from somewhere? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 22 '13 22:00 (UTC)

They're in all pages Mike the Great (talk) 23:16, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Ok, gotcha. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 22 '13 23:19 (UTC)

Your bot

Hey, I noticed your bot just put a welcome-template on one dude's page. I know it's a bot but you should give it a some kind of signature, like a link here for example or something similar. It just looks stupid when there's a text without a link to userpage and a timestamp then. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:49, 23 February, 2013 (UTC)

I didn't make the sig, take it up with those fucking queer dick loving, cock craving, desperate for penetration homos, or just put whatever you want on it. Mike the Great (talk) 07:52, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

OK, but I don't think they're that bad people. Also, you're being very very unfair against Zombiebaron, he's quite nice when you get to know him. Also, don't call Frostee fag altough he might often be a supergay-annoyer-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle but he is not. He's quite nice. Get to know him, he isn't that bad. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:20, 24 February, 2013 (UTC)

They started it.

18:15 <+Zombiebaron> Shut up mike| i'll fite u irl
18:16 < Frostee> I'm a fag lol.

Mike the Great (talk) 22:24, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

I think you should have your bot have bot flags, now.

It seems that it's not going ape sh**. So, I'd suggest the bot flag.  ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 04:01, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Why are you telling me? I can't do anything about it. Mike the Great (talk) 07:52, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

If you agree, you should ask a crat to give it bot flags.-- ^SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 08:10, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

Dear Frosty

You're a fag. Mike the Great (talk) 07:52, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

;_; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:58, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

You may like this, and pass it on

You seem to like code, so here is something from Above Top Secret that may interest you. If it does, please pass it on to the other coding people here, and if it doesn't, please pass it on to the other coding people here. ATS is full of ads if you're not a member, so to view this or any other threads better membership is the way to go. Enjoy! here be the link Aleister 23:27 24-2-'13

Did you look at the thread, or pass it on? This may be something which can help uncy. Thanks. Aleister 23:51 26-2-'13

Thanks for taking a look. My coding knowledge is that I saw a decoder ring once, so I didn't know if this was something useful. Aleister 10:10 10-10-10

Bug report

So, check it out. I finally cleared the bug report you made over a year ago. Awesome, huh? The pages in question were all fixed, and are all listed here.

Also, mind if I ask how you found this list? It was pretty accurate. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Mar 30 '14 23:37 (UTC)

In case you're still alive...

Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:58 Jun 7 2014