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This is where you, the judges, put your results for the PLS. Please list your top 5 articles, in order, best article starting at 1. Remember, the deadline for results is Febuary 13th. If you cannot complete judging before this deadline, please let me know here on my talkpage or on the talkpage here.

Scoring system based on judges' top fives will go as follows:
5 points for #1
4 points for #2
3 points for #3,
And so on.

Best Article[edit | edit source]

  1. BabyTV - it's scary how this description is close to the reality of which I'm living, when both myself and my 10 months old son sit together and watch his favorite channel, going mad in the process.
  2. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus - seemingly a simple article, repeating a concept that has been used numerous times in the past. What's saves it from blending with the rest of the crowd is the fact that it's...well..funny! Moving from the J man's mathematical attributes to his outstanding abilities in WoW, this article is good stuff.
  3. Spittoon - Good work from Mr. Fish here. My only issue was with the fact that the article seems to lose its direction towards the end, and the ending is not as strong as the rest of it. Still, a solid piece.
  4. 33 miners were buried underground - a smart take over the old "you have two cows". While the concept was solid, the article could have been better. Some sections were very good (Armenia was especially good in my view) some of them were forced. The last part (imaginary countries etc) did not contribute much in my view.
  5. WikiLeaks - same as with the miners article, good concept (I wouldn't think to go for the diapers one) but the execution is a bit lacking, and could have been extended further. Still, good work from Airhogs.

Honorable mention: Dark Horse - if only because I had to read it twice to get the joke.

All in all, another good PLS, big variety to choose from (and not an easy choice either) and some good new writers alongside veteran ones. Was fun to read, thank ya`ll. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:30, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

(I left a pee review table w/ comments on each article's talk page. My scoring scale is as follows: 0 is assigned if the category isn't addressed at all, a 1 is abysmally bad, 5 is straight average, and 10 is perfect) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest.PNG

  1. Black_flamingo11BabyTV
  2. Sonic80I'd like to talk to you about Jesus
  3. FishalishalishSpittoon
  4. ShabidooOzone
  5. ThekillerfroggyDark Horse

You can find a full score list of the users Here.

  1. Spittoon
  2. BabyTV
  3. I'd like to talk to you about Jesus
  4. Office Space
  5. Ozone
In-depth reviews here.

Best Noob Article[edit | edit source]

  1. User:SaintJayJay/Machine gun
  2. User:Coronium/Jewkip
  3. User:Xthegasshowerx/Jerome_Bettis
  4. User:Chunkyguy/Real Indians
  5. User:Rpm/The Decemberists
  1. User:SaintJayJay/Machine gun
  2. User:Rpm/The Decemberists
  3. User:Coronium/Jewkip
  4. User:Chunkyguy/Real Indians
  1. User:SaintJayJay/Machine gun
  2. User:Coronium/Jewkip
  3. User:Rpm/The Decemberists
  4. User:Chunkyguy/Real Indians
  5. User:Xthegasshowerx/Jerome_Bettis

Best Alt. Namespace Article[edit | edit source]

I'm still in process of writing a full review of these, but the scores I give on reviews are not the order that I'm definitely going to judge in. So here goes.
  1. Shabidoo/HowTo:Understand and deal with pretentious people
  2. Modusoperandi/UnScripts: Star Trek
  3. Guildensternenstein/UnScripts: Law & Order: Puritan New England
  4. Lyrithya/Why?:Categorise your pages
  5. Zombiebaron/wip/HowTo:Read Braille; A Guide For The Blind
Although having said that, the quality of entries was amazing and very hard to pick a top 5. Pup 01:39 07 Feb '11
1. UnScripts: Law & Order: Puritan New EnglandUnScripts: Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) (tied)
3. Howto: Annoy Richard DawkinsUnNews:Steven Spielberg Presents Stonehenge Apocalypse (tied)
5. Why?:Categorise pagesHowTo:Read Braille; A Guide For The BlindHowTo: Understand and deal with pretense (tied)
Sorry for all the ties. The number of entries really overwhelmed me. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:24, 6 February 2011
  1. User:Guildensternenstein/UnScripts: Law & Order: Puritan New England
  2. User:Lyrithya/Why?:Categorise your pages
  3. User:Mimo&maxus/UnBooks:Diary of an Uncyclopedia noob
  4. User:Thekillerfroggy/UnNews:Disco never died!
  5. User:Mrthejazz/Howto: Annoy Richard Dawkins

Best Illustrated[edit | edit source]

  1. User:Thekillerfroggy/In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating
  2. User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia
  3. User:Lyrithya/Do you have a face?
  1. User:Thekillerfroggy/In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating
  2. User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia|User:Lyrithya/Do you have a face? (tie)
  1. User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia
  2. User:Lyrithya/Do you have a face?
  3. User:Thekillerfroggy/In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating

Best Rewrite[edit | edit source]

  1. User:Thekillerfroggy/Muddy_Waters
  2. User:Dexter111344/Adam_West
  3. User:Black_flamingo11/bass
  4. User:Lyrithya/Workaround-oriented_programming
  5. User:Shabidoo/maxipad
  1. User:Lyrithya/Workaround-oriented programming
  2. User:Thekillerfroggy/Muddy Waters
  3. User:Black_flamingo11/bass
  4. User:Monika/Nick Drake
  5. User:Dexter111344/Adam West
  1. User:Black flamingo11/bass
  2. User:Lyrithya/Workaround-oriented programming
  3. User:Thekillerfroggy/Muddy Waters
  4. User:Dexter111344/Adam West
  5. User:Shabidoo/maxipad

Best PLS Organizer[edit | edit source]

  • Judge #1: Kanaloa (Token Octopus God)
  1. Sycamore - He pleases my Octopus holiness.
  2. Neck cranking should be legal in Jiu Jitsu competitions (not really a judge thing but I'm all powerful and I felt it needed to be said - you wanna add something to that nigger?)
  3. I think I may have a bad case of BO - that or I was stuffed up a pussy for sick amusment.
  1. Sycamore - Just a great guy, I enjoyed hearing about how my book inspired him to a life of wanking
  2. Keanu Reeves Can't act.
  3. Too busy jacking off to pick anybody else.
  • Judge #3: Fiona Bruce (Hot BBC Milf)
  1. Sycamore Quite simply, I have never wanted to more a hoe than when I'm with Sycamore. I'm your hoe and your my big mean black man...
  2. Captain Picard Excellent Rimjob
  3. George W. Bush - has a lot to learn about pleasing a woman and running a country.

Tie breaker judges[edit | edit source]