User talk:Fudgemobile

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Currently on Uncyclopedia 1-6 Hours a day, ask me to fix or spellcheck pages, I'm bored so please, PLEASE, give me something to do

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

This user is a Hyrulean warrior. This user has defeated many monsters. They have defeated the mighty Gannon.WARNING: They WILL steal your rupees if you have pocketed them.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

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This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

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This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is the proud owner of a failed Noob of the Moment nomination.

This user is a complete, irredeemable goose egg. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and derail at a waterfall.

This user will give you a seizure.

I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.

Thou art mighty to have knowetht the Secret of thy Terminator.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user can spell. Rather than using this skill as a force for good and embarking on a quest to improve Uncyclopedian standards, they choose to seek out those not gifted with such rare abilities and mock them mercilessly?

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

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This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

Complaints

Quickie

Just wanted to say Jelly Wobble... oh and also thank you for the Proofreads you've been doing, and most importantly, Jelly Waffle Jiffy Winx!---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 09:04, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Go write an article...!

And then go vote for yourself here. You dun good kid. Dun real good!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 06:37 (UTC)

Hello there

What you did here was not acceptable. Please don't blank pages. Thanks.--HM (T) 03:27, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

On a related note, it is usually more effective to leave a note that the person will read on their talk page instead (I left the guy a note for you, you may want to add more comment below mine on that page - just be sure to use the talk page, not the user page.) Generally, messing with people's user pages is best left to admins. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:33, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, noticed that his page is exactly the same a mine, and he was editing my page on 3 different accounts, User:Brutiss User:Brutis bra User:Brutisss.

And he edited NoTM here and other old pages for that. Fudgemobile 04:11, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

It happens. Tell an admin.

Also: (write an article quick!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC)

I think that guy had some sort of crush on you. Do you know that guy? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:52, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know him (I introduced him to Uncyclopedia) and now he edits/stalks me on them Fudgemobile 00:22, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Huh. Well, tell him creating new accounts to get around bans isn't a good idea, and neither is blanking/stealing other people's material and stuff. Me and my friend used to fuck around with each other's accounts waaaay early on so I'll give him a bit of a pass this time: I'm shortening his initial ban to a couple days. But seriously, tell him to stop being mad jimmy wallin'. --

T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

He's made ANOTHER account called User:Brutissss. Fudgemobile 01:12, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

I was looking through new user's userpages, and i stumbled upon THIS. That makes what, 5? 6? Users he has made. Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 23:43, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Maniac1075

Yeah, write an article. Do you know Maniac1075? I see you like to proofread wrestling pages, and he's the guy who wrote most of them here, maybe 90% of them. And many many other good articles. His downfall is spelling, grammar, and life in general, and if you can team up with him to proof his pages then it will be a match made in Heaven and do a great service to this site by bettering his great pages. Good to meet you! Aleister 17:30 18 8

NO, I Hate Editing Wrestling pages, thats why i don't have more Proofreads, currently doing a page by him called Art Of Farting, its a trainwreck Fudgemobile 23:12, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, the art of farting. I'm a trained professional. Thanks, I didn't realize I'd mentioned him before, and am glad you've made his illustrious acquaintance. I've voted my distaste for him on your gob nom, thanks for telling me all this horrendous stuff. Aleister 14:38 22 8

Test

Or is it? Fudgemobile/sig1 02:14, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

No? perhaps this User:Yourname/sig1 02:24, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Lolz, fail. Now? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 02:25, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

FFS! now? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 02:29, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

This is pissing me off Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 02:31, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

now? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 02:33, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

This better be it! Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 02:35, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm leaving it now

Hello.

I'm bored.-- (CUN) 08:09, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

Same. Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 06:18, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Danke sehr!

Hear ye, hear ye! Thatdamnedfollowspot has deemed you worthy enough of the Silver Spotlight!!! First off, congratulations! You're probably wondering why you have won such a prestigious award. Well, wait no longer! You have most likely done something that has pleased Thatdamnedfollowspot, such as voting for an article of his on VFH or nominated him for something, and as a result, he has decided that you deserve a big, nice template award for your efforts. If you feel this template has been awarded in error, please contact Customer Service. Otherwise, enjoy your award! Thanks for your support!

You did something good, which happened to be voting for an article of mine on VFH. Some would call it a stupid move. I call it a move to try and get in my pants or something. If this is for voting for an article of mine, then what do you get if an article of mine wins? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 01:44 Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Quack.

quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:30, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks youse verrrryyy much

I really appreciate your vote on uncy of the month. We tied, and that could not have happened without you. I will be happy to take you out for a beer, or a sandwich, or an all paid vacation to virtual Las Vegas! Yes, you will stay at the virtual Wynn Hotel, home to the Wynn dancers and the all you can drink and eat buffet. Marie Osmond will find her way over from The Palms and dance on your face in the way that only she can. Dreams await you in virtual Las Vegas, and it's all in appreciation of your vote for me. Thanks again, Aleister 18:01 1 10

Kettlebell

I was not aware that proofreaders could claim articles... it's a rather quick process, after all. Which brings me to my main point, namely that it had been over two days and you still hadn't gotten to it and it has been on VFH for about as long, so it needed it even more immediately... why did you simply not proofread it when you said you would?

Add to that, it would probably benefit from another set of eyes, anyhow, so I'm not quite sure what you mean by my stealing it... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 03:41 (UTC)

NVM, I was away and there's no one that proofreads regularly. Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 04:53, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Sincere thanks

WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony    14:23, Nov 1

What did I do again? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 22:32, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

You voted for a wonderful person. Well... actually, I dunno how wonderful a person he is, but his writing is good. I guess you voted for a wonderful writer, or something? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 23:47 (UTC)

Ban patrol

Hi Fudgemobile just a quick pointer for you, on ban patrol you will regularly see a red template saying that ban patrol has been checked by an administrator, any users listed below that template have been checked out. So when you add users to ban patrol you should add them above that template as administrators will not check users that are underneath that template. As a matter of course when adding to ban patrol you should add users above the last entry. Sorry to be a bore. Cheers. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:06, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

On top of the above SIGN YOUR REPORTS, it makes things easier for everyone. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:01, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

You make my pussy smell funny...

Could you not blank articles and ask for them to be deleted please. Use QVFD where applicable. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 22:32, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

The Grue Army

Hey I just wanted to let you know we gave you 5 plusses for your vandal warnings, making you a heavy soldier. -- 01:19, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Reverting

Hello, reverting 4 edits can be easily done with one edit - go into the article's history, compare the current revision with the last good one, and undo from the diff. Then it is much faster, and it doesn't take up space in an article's history. Ajraddatz _Talk 01:21, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

(I just typed this and you had edit conflicted me. Great minds thinking likey!!) I was just going to revert the Iranian Women news article vandal and you zapped him. Nice work. A way to save lots and lots of time with multiple edits like that is go back to the last good edit in the history, put that on screen, and then click on edit and make a minor change (sometimes I just move the category list one line down or one line up) and then save that page. It zaps the vandal right off the scene, even if they had made 20 edits. Zapper! Aleister 1:25 17 11

Thanks, I was trying to undo this but I didn't want to delete the original Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:37, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Words. And ban patrol. And more words.

Mmm, remember to check if something has already been banned before adding it to ban patrol, love. Sometimes the admins can get cranky when they find things on ban patrol that have already been banned, especially if they were added afterwards. And cranky admins can be scary. Yeah. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 01:15 (UTC)

My internet is laggy, I did check and it wasn't there when I added, why don't the admins add a permaban/no user account creation to the IP, it was the cause of many Vandalism Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 01:19, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ah. You may want to turn on them fancy javascript tabs for quick adding stuff to ban patrol and qvfd, then. It'd speed you up, at any rate, and save a bit of effort.

The problem is, folks change IPs and come on from public places and whatnot, so that's not really worth doing. Not like back when they had to rangeblock AOL, or some such, at least. And no, I don't actually know what I'm talking about. Before my time, and all. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 01:32 (UTC)

More words

Just so you know, users cannot move articles until they become autoconfirmed, or rather, their accounts are four days old. Not that it's a big issue, but in case you forgot, no need to confuse the noobs any more than they tend to be already. Cheers. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101119 - 04:09 (UTC)

Talk:Speedy Gonzalez

Thank you for defending my article's talk page against an anonymous guy who just didn't get the joke, though he might have if he read to the end. However, go easy when deleting stuff from talk pages. In some cases, removing remarks from the record is seen as controversial; it's like changing the record of what was really said. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 01:02 26-Nov-10

I think it's done.

What do you think? Think it's ready? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 03:01 (UTC)

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful, I almost cried. Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:04, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Blargle!! Not letting me nominate it, says it is already nommed, is there a list for next months? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:07, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Glad you like how it turned out. But it was already nommed before, the other version - it's by name, so... just change when you enter it, then make the link right on the name on the nompage like it says. Or should say. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 03:09 (UTC)

When was it nommed? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:10, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Mmm, let's see... beginning of October, looks like. But that one was a little different. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101129 - 05:04 (UTC)

ICU

Hey Fudge, can I call you Fudge? I'll call you Fudge. Any way you've been doing a great job. Just one thing. Read this: User:Magic man/How to use an ICU before using anothe ICU. Thanks. -- 00:43, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I tried to do it but failed, I was hoping someone would come along to fix it, thanks.

PS, can I call you MagMa (Magic Man? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 00:56, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well I'd say yes, but... No. And here's why: I already have an abbreviated name. It's "Magic". Oh! And, you're welcome. -- 01:21, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Just to follow on from what Magic man has said, you need to read and understand this. I don't want to see you adding any further incorrect ICU's. If you go into your preferences and click on gadgets and look under "Maintenance Gadgets" you will find a tool which will help you add ICU's appropriately. However you should still make sure you are adding the tag in accordance with those rules. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 09:10, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Noob of the month.

I nominated you here. -- 02:53, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck, sorry... -- 02:59, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

I've already been on Uncyclopedia for over a month and I was a candidate for my month in NotM lolz Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:02, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:

“ A world of blue... stars above, grass below, dreams all around. This is the world that we hear and feel and dream... close your eyes and see it too. Dream with me, beloved. Dream... ”

And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 04:03, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

You need the Grue Army Rank, like mine Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 05:10, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Beloved? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 05:10, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

But if I had that, I wouldn't have gotten the votes! And will you not be our new beloved? The last one had an... erm... accident. 1234 ~ 05:34, 9 December, 2010

An accident involving you, petrol and a box of matches? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 06:29, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

A little more complicated, but that is the sort of thing, yes. 1234 ~ 06:56, 9 December, 2010

Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

“ Find a hay in a needlestack... ”

UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:55, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

You already did this Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 22:54, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

No, I did actual thanks. This is anti-thanks. Kind of surprising how many people did vote for me for both UotM and UGotm, though, since they're kind of opposites... 1234 ~ 23:10, 9 December, 2010

The answer to your question

Yes, it is a reference to "Heretic Anthem", glad you notice. Pardon for taking so long to answer, I was on a vacation from Uncyclopedia.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 22:31, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Good song, and I won't be on for any of the holidays, goodbye cruel cruel world Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 14:36, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

I haz a quest 4 U!!!!!11!!1!!!!oneone!!!11!!!

A quest is when we at the grue army ask you to do things you can't get plusses for. And if you do them right you get 500 credits. Credits are the money we use to buy things at the grue army store. You already get 250 credits a month. But if you want them fast do this quest: 1) Proofread 30 articles in the next week. 2) Add 500 credits to your credit suply here: User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy/Credits. If you chose to accept this quest please tell me. Thanks. --Magic Snow man ☃ 03:27, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

I decline, I have already proofread.......10-15?..... Articles I think, and I will not be on in the holidays, otherwise I would

PS: Nice Sig Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 06:52, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see... Well ok then.

P.S.

Thanks. --Magic Snow man ☃ 05:54, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Fudgey my boy!

I'd like to read you a little story I wrote! Unfortunately I can't read. Therefore you'll have to read it yourself. I hope you'll enjoy it. And if you do maybe you could vote for it on VFH. Thank you. -- 03:00, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Maniac1075 fan

He's unique in this place. I saw your vote at woty (a fellow proofreader of his pages, we are a small but worthy corp), and I wanted to tell you if you didn't already know that Maniac is also up for Writer on the Month! He says on his talk page that he hasn't been as active in the past few weeks because he has a girlfriend, may God have mercy on her soul and Interpol has been alerted. Aleister 12:38 17-1-'11

JUST Interpol? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 04:16, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...

-- 23:54, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hi there...

Fudgemobile, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are best noob category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:58, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

I just wanted to tell you that HURDUR I"M A NOOB is not in the noob category anymore. So you may want to take it out of your top five. Thanks. -- 01:09, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

O.o Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 01:11, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Well it wasn't written by a noob. So they took it out. -- 01:15, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Ahh, is Bread golem ok or does it need to be in someones userspace? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 01:16, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Unless it was created for PLS it doesn't count. Sorry. -- 02:21, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Super awsome happy monkey judge stuff

You will be the awsomest judge in the world! Happy monkey hugs (spraying monkey piss on your shoes) --ShabiDOO 15:21, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

lolz Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 22:45, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

New link ;) --ShabiDOO 22:56, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

happy monkey final judgin

Hey guys. Judging begins at 6pm ET (est) or 2300 UTC today. Please judge based on the contestants FINAL edit before that time. This does NOT include Lyrithya, Zombiebaron, Mimo&Maxus and MrTheJazz who have 2 hour extentions 8pm ET (est) or 0100 UTC. Lets say, have the results in 48 hours. If I dont see any activity on the results pages or if you dno't drop me a line say 24 hours after the writing closes (as one of you has been inactive for a few days) Ill have Wilytank take over your spot and you have give his bonus points if you come back in time. Thanks again folks. --ShabiDOO 08:44, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Will you please

Finish up your judging on the happy monkey competition? Thanks. -- 19:54, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

judging awsomeness

Fudgemobile, I love you, I will name my children after you for judging the happy monkey competition. But seriously, thanks a millllllion for the pee reviews and the scores you gave. Was a lot of work and we all love you for it and we will all name an island or country, or maybe a street in our community after you! THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You do a fine job of things

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Keep it up! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:44, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

What did I do again? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 00:00, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

Things! Good things. 1234 ~ 00:13, 17 March 2011

*Achoo!*

Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.

Thanks for the vote, dude!

-- 15:24, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

I changed your sig

Without changing you sig. On VFP your comments are line breaking for some reason. I don't think I fixed it, but am too lazy to figure out what is going on. (talk) 03:05, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

I was wondering about that too, but it was just on that page and lyrithia's talkpage I think Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:09, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Nope, this page too Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:11, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

I think that did it. (talk) 03:12, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

I think it mattered which one got chosen whether it would line break or not. Who knows. Doesn't matter anymore. (talk) 03:14, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Combing through it now Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:15, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Some line break; hmm. Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:20, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Fixed Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Can I make you a new sig?

I've made users tons of sigs, and I have an idea for a new one for you. Can I make a new one? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:28, 9 May 2011

No.....Spank....You, but feel free to add some stuff here kk? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 00:17, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Wait, yes, but what was the idea? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:16, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

You'd like it. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:55, 11 May 2011

Australian Defence Force

I appreciate your tagging the article with ICU, because it was pretty bad. However, the ICU tag is for newly created pages that need to be whipped into shape fast, but aren't quite QVFD material. You should put {{rewrite}} templates onto older articles that suck ass. Thanks.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:30, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

Get back here, you.

Please? Miss you. 1234 ~ 05:25, 16 March 2012

I remember you, you told me off in 2010 for something or other. Yes come back. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:52, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Better late than never. We can put it on your tombstone but pizza tastes better without it, up to you. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:26, 26 February 2021

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See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:26, 13 December 2021