{(3)} This user rewrote 3 pages for Conservation Week 2009, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

 Hoc user est Der Unwehr. Unser Ziel ist ສ້າງ ຄວາມເຂັ້ມແຂງ wiki للكوميديا Pero no te preocupes, 你可以感谢 нам позже. Amen.
 This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
 nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
 This user is a pyromaniac.

 This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
 This user is a chemist. If they aren't blowing something up then they're probably dead. Cu
 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
 This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
 YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
 ${\displaystyle \left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]}$ This user is from wonderful Poland...well their last name is at least(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
 us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
 ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.
 sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

“One liners are sooo much easier”

~ JackOfSpades on being forced to write entire well formatted articles with good grammar and such

“Someone is wrong on the internet!”

~ JackOfSpades on every IP

*=rewrite

## WiP

haha, yeah right.

## Ideas

Mal explains vectors

Really strapped for an idea and want to try one of these? Ask me on my talk page and, if I'm not that attached to it, I'll let you.

## Templates

Was talking to Orian and ended up making this on an impulse.

 This article has been neglected by its author. This will probably lead to it purchasing multiple pets in a desperate plea for companionship.

Also, apparently this is popular.

Obliterate.