User:JackOfSpades

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This user rewrote 3 pages for Conservation Week 2009, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

nj

This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a chemist. If they aren't blowing something up then they're probably dead.

Cu

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

YA

This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk ... or a student.

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...well their last name is at least
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

ja-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.

sa-4

This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

“One liners are sooo much easier”
~ JackOfSpades on being forced to write entire well formatted articles with good grammar and such

“Someone is wrong on the internet!”
~ JackOfSpades on every IP

A little bit about me

"Original" articles

*=rewrite

WiP

haha, yeah right.

Ideas

Mal explains vectors

Streetlight Manifesto
Negligence
Just cause (Just 'cause it's terrible, terrible pun)
Crush syndrome aka love
An Article that contains nothing but headers
What?:Does my right/left hand do exactly?
Babies' First iPhone/The iWomb
UnNews:There is a spider in the shower
UnNews:Batman sitings lowest in 10 years
The Cape = Batman.
Why?: Have convicts raise our children
Satsui no Hadou Street Fighter
The mdidels of wodrs
Playing cards Seriously? We don't have this?
Jabberwookie is this even funny? I don't know.
Rhotacism over use of the letter r.
Hiccups Kind of have an idea.
Dysgraphia Typing the wrong potatoes
Emma Watson (soft-core porn star) Funny? No idea.
Famous facial hair Hitler, Burnside, Brain Wilson.
No Pants Day haha
I wish I was clever
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Skyrim I'll think of something

Really strapped for an idea and want to try one of these? Ask me on my talk page and, if I'm not that attached to it, I'll let you.

Rewrites

Mitch Hedberg (Oh yeah.)
Paul Pot Someone had a good idea that didn't flourish.
San Francisco Giants This article goes back and forth between genius and just stupid and not funny. At all.
Yaz Make more funnier.
Anteater-eater In case this never gets funny.
Count of Monte Cristo
Booster Gold
Noble Gases
Oceanic Airlines
Cake
Stephen Fry This needs to be brilliant

Maybe Helpful

"Awards"

Commander of the Order

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

	Reviewer of the Month March 2011

Giant eggplant

All them good things that you do, they're good. Am I doing this right? –Lyrithya

Featured Article: Invader Zim

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

Stuff I've saved (for some reason)

Templates

Was talking to Orian and ended up making this on an impulse.

This article has been neglected by its author.

In the future it will probably purchase multiple pets in a desperate plea for companionship.

Also, apparently this is popular.

Obliterate.