“One liners are sooo much easier”
“Someone is wrong on the internet!”
- UnNews:Defending champions, Philadelphia Phillies, already lose bid for playoffs: Second Lead 4/12 Third Lead 4/13
- UnNews:Padres’ pitcher on rampage, kills twelve Lead 5/8-9 Second Lead 5/10-14
- Reel Big Fish*
- Wayne Brady*
- Tinkle-down economics*
- Your Math Tutor
- UnNews:Spring Training brings best of Weather Changing Experts
- A Grand Wizard did it because racism is hilarious.
- White Lie
- UnNews:Wainwright to undergo Tommy Gun surgery: Lead 2/27-28
- UnNews:Txt spek shwing up in scools
- Hydrogen is Being Impersonated!!* (+ Flamingo)
- UnNews:Radiation hits California, causes super-heroes: Lead 3/21-22
- Invader Zim FA 7/1/11
- UnTunes:I'm in a Vault
haha, yeah right.
- Streetlight Manifesto
- Just cause (Just 'cause it's terrible, terrible pun)
- Crush syndrome aka love
- An Article that contains nothing but headers
- What?:Does my right/left hand do exactly?
- Babies' First iPhone/The iWomb
- UnNews:There is a spider in the shower
- UnNews:Batman sitings lowest in 10 years
- The Cape = Batman.
- Why?: Have convicts raise our children
- Satsui no Hadou Street Fighter
- The mdidels of wodrs
- Playing cards Seriously? We don't have this?
- Jabberwookie is this even funny? I don't know.
- Rhotacism over use of the letter r.
- Hiccups Kind of have an idea.
- Dysgraphia Typing the wrong potatoes
- Emma Watson (soft-core porn star) Funny? No idea.
- Famous facial hair Hitler, Burnside, Brain Wilson.
- No Pants Day haha
- I wish I was clever
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- Skyrim I'll think of something
Really strapped for an idea and want to try one of these? Ask me on my talk page and, if I'm not that attached to it, I'll let you.
- Mitch Hedberg (Oh yeah.)
- Paul Pot Someone had a good idea that didn't flourish.
- San Francisco Giants This article goes back and forth between genius and just stupid and not funny. At all.
- Yaz Make more funnier.
- Anteater-eater In case this never gets funny.
- Count of Monte Cristo
- Booster Gold
- Noble Gases
- Oceanic Airlines
- Stephen Fry This needs to be brilliant
Commander of the Order
You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!
|Featured Article: Invader Zim|
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
Stuff I've saved (for some reason)
Was talking to Orian and ended up making this on an impulse.
| This article has been neglected by its author.
This will probably lead to it purchasing multiple pets in a desperate plea for companionship.
Also, apparently this is popular.