Protected page

User:JackOfSpades

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
{(3)} This user rewrote 3 pages for Conservation Week 2009, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

Osiris Seal.jpg Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
nj
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
nj
Gefahrensymbol F.png
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
Towel migration.jpg
This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Towel migration.jpg
This user is a chemist. If they aren't blowing something up then they're probably dead. Cu
Napoleon4.jpg
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Napoleon4.jpg
Guitar-22px.jpg
This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Guitar-22px.jpg
YA
This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk . . . or a student.
YA
This user is from wonderful Poland
...well their last name is at least
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
us-N
This user is a native speaker of American English.
us-N
ja-1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.
ja-1
sa-4
This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
sa-4

“One liners are sooo much easier”

~ JackOfSpades on being forced to write entire well formatted articles with good grammar and such

“Someone is wrong on the internet!”

~ JackOfSpades on every IP

A little bit about me

"Original" articles

*=rewrite
Duty calls.png

WiP

haha, yeah right.

Ideas

Mal explains vectors

Really strapped for an idea and want to try one of these? Ask me on my talk page and, if I'm not that attached to it, I'll let you.

Rewrites

Maybe Helpful

"Awards"

CUN.svg
Commander of the Order
Goldurinal.gif
Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!


Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month March 2011
link=:File:{{{image}}}

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


Stuff I've saved (for some reason)

Templates

Was talking to Orian and ended up making this on an impulse.

Crying child.jpg
Crying child.jpg
This article has been neglected by its author.

In the future it will probably purchase multiple pets in a desperate plea for companionship.


Also, apparently this is popular.

Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate.

CabalDoesn'tExist.png