User:Brutissss

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!

This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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♥♥♥ I love you Glorious Overlords ♥♥♥

“In Soviet Russia, muskrat envisions YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Jack Daniels

Currently on Uncyclopedia 1-6 Hours a day, ask me to fix or spellcheck pages, I'm bored so please, PLEASE, give me something to do

(Redirected from User:Fudgemobile)

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

This user is a Hyrulean warrior. This user has defeated many monsters. They have defeated the mighty Gannon.WARNING: They WILL steal your rupees if you have pocketed them.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

LV-4	This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

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This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

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This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user is a complete, irredeemable pedophile. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and smash at a feces.

This user will give you a seizure.

I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.

This user can spell. Rather than using this skill as a force for good and embarking on a quest to improve Uncyclopedian standards, they choose to seek out those not gifted with such rare abilities and mock them mercilessly?

This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

Complaints

Quickie

Just wanted to say Jelly Wobble... oh and also thank you for the Proofreads you've been doing, and most importantly, Jelly Waffle Jiffy Winx!---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 09:04, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Go write an article...!

And then go vote for yourself here. You dun good kid. Dun real good!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 06:37 (UTC)

Hello there

What you did here was not acceptable. Please don't blank pages. Thanks.--HM (T) 03:27, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

On a related note, it is usually more effective to leave a note that the person will read on their talk page instead (I left the guy a note for you, you may want to add more comment below mine on that page - just be sure to use the talk page, not the user page.) Generally, messing with people's user pages is best left to admins. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:33, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, noticed that his page is exactly the same a mine, and he was editing my page on 3 different accounts, User:Brutiss User:Brutis bra User:Brutisss.

And he edited NoTM here and other old pages for that. Fudgemobile 04:11, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

It happens. Tell an admin.

Also: (write an article quick!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC)

I think that guy had some sort of crush on you. Do you know that guy? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 09:52, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know him (I introduced him to Uncyclopedia) and now he edits/stalks me on them Fudgemobile 00:22, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Huh. Well, tell him creating new accounts to get around bans isn't a good idea, and neither is blanking/stealing other people's material and stuff. Me and my friend used to fuck around with each other's accounts waaaay early on so I'll give him a bit of a pass this time: I'm shortening his initial ban to a couple days. But seriously, tell him to stop being mad jimmy wallin'. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Maniac1075

Yeah, write an article. Do you know Maniac1075? I see you like to proofread wrestling pages, and he's the guy who wrote most of them here, maybe 90% of them. And many many other good articles. His downfall is spelling, grammar, and life in general, and if you can team up with him to proof his pages then it will be a match made in Heaven and do a great service to this site by bettering his great pages. Good to meet you! Aleister 17:30 18 8

NO, I Hate Editing Wrestling pages, thats why i don't have more Proofreads, currently doing a page by him called Art Of Farting, its a trainwreck Fudgemobile 23:12, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, the art of farting. I'm a trained professional. Thanks, I didn't realize I'd mentioned him before, and am glad you've made his illustrious acquaintance. I've voted my distaste for him on your gob nom, thanks for telling me all this horrendous stuff. Aleister 14:38 22 8