User:Maniac1075

Maniac1075, the Fuckless Wonder of Down Under

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Maniac1075
Background information
Also known as	TripleM1075 (dead) Aye-McHunt (dReddit Communion Name) Ronnie J’s Son (Lost it in a poker game) Oi' You' Ya Fat Cunt (mothers maiden name) MichaelHunt1075 (his names not actually Michael, but he certainly is a cunt!)
Born	Deep Deep Deep Deep (Deeper) Deep (Not that bloody Deep!) Deep South
Genres	Shit Rock
Occupation(s)	Musician, Singer-songwriter, Professional Masturbator, Gold Medalist Wanker, Sunday School Teacher,
Instrument	Slide Guitar (with a Dildo)
Years active	69 AC – Present DC
Labels	Parcllub Ind (007 – Present)

“

He is without a doubt, the biggest wanker I have ever met! But he does that thing with his tounge well!

”

— <insert name here>'s mom

“Who the fuck is he?.”

~ Meatloaf on being Maniac1075's biological father

“And I thought my penis was small!”

~ Chyna

“His penile length is 5... The exact same digit that makes up the total digit of his I.Q!”

~ Some random OPs mother Maniac did a pump 'n run on and never called back

Maniac1075

Maniac1075 is the bastard son of famous porn star's Ron Jeremy & that fat guy from the TV series "Lost". Tho rumors have indicated that his true father was academy award winning actor Meatloaf. However those accusations where put to rest when Meatloaf was interviewed in 2005 on part of his "Bat Out Of Hell 27" tour. When asked if Maniac1075 was his son? Meatloaf scratched his head and said, "Who the fuck is he?"

So Who The Fuck Is He?

The man also known as, "Oh, you mean that annoying wanker who can't spell" has spent a large amount of time becoming a famous internet persona. To this day, there is over 6 people you could meet on the internet who could say they know that man and would follow him to the ends of a small suburban driveway and back

Epilogue

Maniac1075 will be forever remembered as being the man who finally brought all episodes of the famous world wide lottery draw "Keno" to DVD & HD Blue-Ray.

Musical Career

Maniac1075 ventured into the world of music and quickly established himself as a 6 string picking virtuoso in the field of music that combines pure shit and rock music known as "Shit Rock". He had minor hits with songs like, "Don't Throw Toothpicks Down The Toilet Because Crabs Pole Vault" and the romantic balled, "How Can I Tell You I Love You, When I Can't Even Breath Down Here". But never reached the inter-suburban status he dreamed to reach.

Retirement

Maniac1075 took Michael Jordan to the hole and won 10 straight NBA championships with an average of 120ppg, 29reb, 40ast and over 700 dunks from the foul line, body slammed an elephant on a pregnant woman with small child in tow, and spray painted DX 4 LIFE on the dead elephant's back to win his 18th WWE Championship title, gave Sweet Chin Music to his bosses daughter, and then ripped off the head of the cunt who invented Reality TV, joined AC/DC and lived happily ever after as a billionaire with chick's everywhere begging to squirt on him... then he turned off the Playstation.

Where is he now?

Who gives a flying fuck. He's probably sunk so low he's on Reddit fucking peoples mothers. That or in some shit AC/DC parody tribute band called PARO/DC, but we are only guessing instead of sounding so specific about it!

“ Maniac1075's sperm glows in the dark! ”

Discography

"I've had it up to here with midgets" (2008) "It's not that shes a guy, it's the little things that count" (2005) "Playing With Myself After Dark"(2003) "The Power Of Ones Fart In Ones General Direction" (2001) "Do Lactating Women Using a Skipping Rope Produce Milkshakes" (2002) "How Can I Tell You I Love You" (When I am Suffocating Down Here) (2005) "Don't Throw Toothpicks Down The Toilet" (Because The Crabs Can Paule Vault) (2010)

Singles "Why Don't Crematoriums Give Discounts To Burn Victims" "Ananin amina cam dikerim, golgesinde seni sikerim trans" "Smoking Reduces Your Cigarettes" (but your mother did always tell you to never give up) "Why are all my song titles so damn long?" "I Feel Like A Blow Job Tonight" (its been so long for me darling, I forget how they taste) "If You Rape A Hooker, Why Is It Not Considered Shop Lifting?"

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Useless Gobshite of the Month August 2010 “I'd like to thank George Carlin for this award. Even tho he never knew me, or was even aware of my existence, I forgive him for that.” ~ me Potatochopper of the Month April 2010 Knight Commander of the Order “I accept this award on behalf of all those teachers back in high school who said I would never achieve anything in life. So suck on this! I DID IT ADRIANNNNNNNN” ~ me I'm actually proud of this one, so my year 12 teacher can go fuck herself now! Perv of the Month March 2012 And a shitload of these things: This user created These things, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! H u f f e d A r t i c l e s Huffed Articles These are my articles that got huffed cause some asshole or a group of assholes didn't get them or thought they took up too much space in the everlasting quest to make more server space available for more articles to come. The crisis of these pages have been diverted, but archived to be seen here, so technically the space is still be used up, but at least the search engines wont be bothered with them so the assholes are all happy now...ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU???? ARE YOU REALLY, REALLY HAPPY NOW???? I spent several minutes on that shit ya know, some even precious seconds. And you didn't like them? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... oh, and they may have also been crap, possibly, maybe, I suppose. Beaver Cleavage Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Channel 31 Crapcom Dave Evans Gobbledegooker Harrys 'Cum as you are' Hulk Hogan Julia Morris Kid Rock Pam Ann Punk Buster Shawn "HBGay" Michaels Shit Pickle Top 10 Best Video Game Secrets Wrestlecrap.com Gone and, well, forgotten. Game Genie No Doubt Stay tuned, MANY more coming soon!!!! F a v. A r t i c l e s (not mine) Andre The Giant UnNews:Chris Benoit wins home match against his family Crapping in a bucket from a very high building Adventures of the Non Huffable Kitten That Did Manage To Get Huffed (so no link to it) PS3 . . “Never trust quotes you find on the internet” ~ Abraham Lincoln This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)