Nude Celebrities In The Dark

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HAVE MERCY!! I bet you've never seen Dolly Parton like that before!

Nude Celebrities In The Dark is a cult following of the fetish to see nude celebrities in the dark. Today there are over a quarter of a billion photos of this nature all over the world wide web with over twenty-five-million new contributions uploaded every month. It is the largest and fastest growing known cult-fetish in existence today, so far with 3 more members than BDSM and Pickle Racing on McDonald's windows combined.


Brad Pitt receiving pleasure up the rear from Angela Landsbury in the dark
George Clooney masturbating off the Empire State Building in the dark
Paris Hilton sucking on 21 cocks at once... must have been a slow night
Rosie O'Donnell eating out Roseanne Arnold in the dark
Drew Barrymore giving Drew Carey a rusty trombone in the dark
Eww... this one is too gross to comment on, oh that is disgusting
Clint Eastwood riding a horse... oh god, that's even worse than the other, oh god, the wrinkles...
Thank god we end on something as wonderful as these stunningly gorgeous lesbian triplet celebrities in the dark

In 1804, William Adolph Oliver Bush initiated the phenomenon in New Hampshire, NE, producing images for a paparazzi monthly column in Entertainmentless Tonight. His first picture taken on July 4th 1804 showed Oprah Winfrey skinny-dipping chunky-dunking completely nude in a an unknown lake around the hours of 1am. His captivating eye for detail sparked such success with the photo that it became a world wide hobby of many to take pictures of nude celebrities in the dark.

Cult Following[edit]

Since Dick's first published photo, all photographers around the world started to take pictures of famous people they encountered while completely nude. Such nude celebrities included actors, royalty, politicians and Lassie. The term of NCITD was announced by Rolling Stones editor, Sir Alpha Kenny Wun, in 1903's June catalog celebrating the phenomenon. There they printed the Top 25 Best Nude Celebrities in the Dark.


In 1923 celebrity activist Jenny Taylor protested that this cult fetish be brought to an end after several revealing photographs of her performing fellatio to her toy-boy, Bluey Zarsoff in a public park at 3:34 am got out. The infuriated miss Jenny explained that the photos could be damaging to her reputation. Her husband, Jack Cough, was also displeased with the photos, claiming they had to be fake as his adoring wife would never do such a thing. The motion was passed in 1924 by Judge Judy & Executioner that if you display yourself bare-assed in public, then it's your own fault for performing indecent exposure in the black hours of the night. Thus the case was dismissed and the the precedent establishing the legality of the fetish laid.

Rise In Popularity[edit]

In 1998, as the internet boom entered full swing, several nude celebrities in the dark started appearing on websites and in peoples' email. Many arousing photos of celebrities such as Pamela Anderson Lee and Claudia Schiffer nude in the dark spread like wild-fire and soon the youth of the world were onto the previously only upper-class fetish. The craze boomed as its following around the world exploded and by the turn of 1999 there were over 134 million websites devoted to it. Many fakes also began to circulate, such as the controversial picture in October 1999. When a nude picture in the dark of Britney Spears showed her exiting a car with her hoo-ha exposed to the world, Britney sued the photographer, I.P Freely, for 39 cents to damages to her reputation and announced in a press conference that the image was a fake and that she would never ever lower herself to such a level as having her beaver show in a photograph of her in the dark. So far, she has lived up to that word.

How To Take A Nude Shot Of A Celeb In The Dark[edit]

  1. Get a camera.
  2. Find a celebrity naked in the dark.
  3. Take the photo.
  4. Get it developed or for digital users, upload it to your computer.
  5. Email it to all your friends.
  6. Upload it to a website.
  7. It is now archived forever.
  1. Leave the lens-cap on.
  2. Take an amazing photo of an actual celebrity naked.
  3. Cry your eyes out that you listened to step one (you idiot).
  4. Continue steps 4-7 in the previous section.

How to find Nude Celebrities in the dark[edit]

The best and easiest method is to search online. Performing a google search will return over 50 trillion results to look at, with an expected 104 billion by 2013 if current trends continue. Other good sources include leading stick-book suppliers as well as turning your tv off to view some real dirty smut!!

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