My year 12 teacher told me just before I dropped out of school that I would never amount to anything... now that I have this award, she's still right!
“I'd like to thank George Carlin for this award. Even tho he never knew me, or was even aware of my existence, I forgive him for that.”
“I accept this award on behalf of all those teachers back in high school who said I would never achieve anything in life. So suck on this!
I DID IT ADRIANNNNNNNN”
I'm actually proud of this one, so my year 12 teacher can go fuck herself now!
And a shitload of these things: