Wonder Showzen
WONDER SHOWZEN CONTAINS OFFENSIVE, DESPICABLE CONTENT THAT IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL AND TOO AWESOME FOR ACTUAL CHILDREN, BUT BECAUSE THE SHOW LOOKED LIKE SESAME STREET, ONLY CHILDREN EVER WATCHED IT. THE STARK, UGLY, PROFOUND TRUTHS WONDER SHOWZEN EXPOSES MAY BE SOUL CRUSHING TO THE WEAK OF SPIRIT. IF YOU ALLOW A CHILD TO WATCH THIS SHOW, YOU ARE A BAD PARENT OR GUARDIAN, BUT WHO CARES, NO ONE IS PERFECT IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD WORLD. IN FACT, GOD DOES NOT EVEN EXIST! ITS JUST SOMETHING THE FREEMASONS MADE UP, SO YOU WONT CATCH ONTO THEM BEING THE ONES WHO SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU DO THE WASHING AND TAKE THAT 1 SOCK THAT MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHES WITHOUT A TRACE.
“Every 12 minutes a woman in America is harmfully beaten by their spouse... but not tonight, because tonight is ladies night!!!”
Wonder Showzen was a children's television workshop production that educated the youth of America against the fascist dictatorship regime and the outlandish propaganda of the religious capitalism of "The Man" to help stand up and fight the powers that be at the top of corporate America, whoring their sadism of lies to benefit their own brainwashing techniques to instead of suggest, but to make, everybody who listened to their evil corporate empire of fascist white regime constructed lies, into making the innocent patriots of the United States of America (and parts of Seattle) into believing that the world is a scary place where evil awaits you at every corner, just to disguise itself (the true evil) as being the justice of truth and democracy of an entire nation of self obsessed bed-wetters.
And what better way to "fight the power's that be" then presenting it in a fucked-up "stoner's" version of Sesame Street.
Origins
The show's origins came from creator, Stevie Wonder. Stevie was fortunate to not be "blinded" by the false propaganda of the evils known as "Corporate America". Together he joined forces with George Carlin to form a protest and disguise a children's show that would not only be able to fly under the radar of corporate censorship to hide the truth about who "The Man" was and everything he represented, but also be pretty fuckin' funny while doing it.
When Stevie and George collaborated their minds to get the word out to people that the United States of America was under the ruling of bio-religious laws and dictatorship of the Catholic Church, also known as the Free Masons, they would harness the power of Greyskull for themselves, by fighting fire with fire, and disguising their "stand up to the man" teachings as hidden messages during a show most viewers would believe was Sesame Street, leaving the brainwashed adults, and censorship bureau of the United States government, to bi-pass watching what looked like an innocent show directed at adolescents, while it taught the new youth of today the truth about the scum of the earth that they had recently dropped out of their mothers cunts, and landed into.
The Cast of Wondershowzen
Stevie & George gathered the help of their non-corrupted friends who believed in freedom of speech, and would rise up against the evil fascism of "The Man" lead, Corporate America. Both these guys knew they needed a true American to host the show, someone pure, someone everyone respected, loved, and could get behind.. unfortunately Bart Simpson was tied down making "Teen Wolf 3". So George & Stevie got the next best thing... a man that every red-blooded true patriot of the "red, white & blue" could get behind and fight the powers that be back into the fiery pits of hell from which they came... so who better to host the show Wonder Showzen?... why Tommy Chong of coarse.
Tommy was the voice of the yellow muppet looking host, "Chauncey". His character was everything Chong was himself; he was anti-fascist, anti-war, anti-semantic, and anti-dope being illegal because the fascist white regime of "The Man" tells you it is bad for you to smoke, and causes all kinds of bad things, but that is just because the united states government can't wrap their greedy little fingers over ways of taxing marijuana.
Other cast members who provided voices for the show where those such as Dennis Leary and pretty much every one else who was out of a job when "The Man" canceled "Crank Yankers" because it was "dumb-i-fying" the American viewers, to which was protested with, "If it's so dumb, then why does our entire country claim it is all about freedom of speech, but when you make a free speech about how the Bible is nothing but brainwashing gibberish that only a fuckwit would believe, like talking snakes, magic fruit, guys doing parlor tricks, and aliens abducting two of every kind of animal, all of a sudden you are the outcast and heel against those who are supposed to be the smartest people in the world running your very own country?" as George Carlin said... tho he may have been a little off on some of his debate, as Chong was having a reunion with Cheech at the time, and Chong had said he was only going to smoke enough to support his own habit... and so three-hundred square feet of burning dope later, George may not have had the clearest mindset at the time.
The shows educational proportions for the adolescent youth of America today, back in 2006
The show ran for 2 seasons before "The Man" caught on and executed George Carlin... they also meant to shoot dead Stevie Wonder, but when you inform the CIA to go and kill a blind black guy, and tell them, "How many famous, blind & black guys can there possibly be?" then just be grateful your name wasn't "Ray Charles".
During the shows 18 episodes, they dealt with the issues that the common man needed to be educated on. Such events as what really happened at Roswell in 1954, which was cleverly disguised as a segment called, "How are Hotdogs made?"... often there would be home movies shot on the street by a puppet named "Clarence" who would pester people on the street in what seemed to be a very annoying and random way, but what you didn't know was the victims where pre-found and pre-planned... each one of the victims was a member of the Free-Masons and the puppet of Clarence had a hidden tracking-beacon inside his head to scramble the messages from the inbuilt radio's inside each Free Masons head, receiving answers to what they should be telling this puppet about his questions about corporate America... and while the victims receiver was scrambled, thus not allowing a transmission to be sent to the victim to say to the interviewing puppet, they where instead on their own, giving their own opinions, and showing just how dumb their actual point of views and opinions really are without the help of the CIA controlling their thoughts.
Beat Kids
This segment of the show was the only segment that was not an uprising against "The Man". This was simply just for George and Stevie's own personal amusement to see how far an annoying kid could go, making fun of an adult, before the adult "Beat" up (bashed) the kid. Surprisingly the shows hilarity consisted of one kid dressing up as Hitler and making fun of the elderly who brought slavery into the justice system of America, and laying claim to the United States of America never losing a war, which is actually not true, as they have only been in 3 world wars, lost one, won another by a fluke, and tied with Vietnam leaving a rematch in the future to declare a real winner.... however the kid dressed as Hitler did not seem to spark any offense to the patrons of New York City, nor did the time he dressed as the dead Pope and demanded donations to help rid the Catholic Church of pedophile priests.... but yet somehow dressing up as "Paris Hilton" and telling a grandmother she had a fat ass was enough to get the kids ass finally beaten up and hospitalized, which was ok with network executives as the little bastard had it coming.
Save a Horse, Rape a Donkey
The cartoons of the Wonder Showzen... show... where all anti-media-propaganda was done and voiced by the same guy who did the voice for Leonardo in the original cartoon series of the Teenage Bisexual Forearm Fistfuckers. That was a great marketing strategy by Carlin and Wonder, as "what better way to make kids pay attention to poorly drawn cartoons then to have a familiar voice for the roles?".
The CIA's censorship & involvement of canceling "Wonder Showzen"
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The CIA is good, the CIA is your friend.
THE CIA WISH FOR YOU TO KNOW THIS USER IS FULL OF SHIT.
WE DID NOT KILL STEVIE WONDER or GEORGE CARLIN FOR CREATING THIS SHOW.
AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE US, WE WILL
See also
- Thomas Jefferson
- Hillary Clinton
- Ella Fitzgerald
- Christianity
- Islam
- America
- Iraq
- Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
- William Shakespeare
- Aristocrats
- Theocracy
- Catholicism
- Hindi
- I Can't Believe It's Butter
- NeoContract with America
- George Bush
- Youranus
- Other people
- Utopia
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