Ella Fitzgerald

“Skit skat skiddly-doo bop bidee bop shibby.”

~ Ella Fitzgerald on the deficit spending ratio's effect on interstate commerce

Ella Jane Fitzgerald (April 25, 1917 – June 15, 1996), also known as the "Spito skit spito doo Queen" and (posthumously) "Lady Edmond", was an American jazz vocalist.

Early career

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World War II

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Transmutation into Cyborg (2.0)

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Stuttering affliction (1958)

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Vow of silence (1963)

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Doowopbidow!

Skat Fest (1966)

Skittlee doo bop bideeble tittatkitow tantici dee dooby shooby wooby nidi tattli pow tow CANNA CI DOO DOOWOP SHIBIDI BI IBOO BOP NANA TAT TOT DIDDLY WUB WIB AWAMMAL SHIN AFANNA KIT KAT KIDOODLE DEWOOP SHWOP POP DIBOP TOP BIDOP POODLIE DOODLY DOODLY WOODLY SHNICK SHNACK BICRACKLE KIDOWWOW BOOM plop.

Sinking (1975)

Ella Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior in November, 1975, carrying a shipment of iron ore. Her final words were "Doowop Doowop Doowop Doowop Doowop Doowaaaaaahhh!"

Since (1989)

Witnesses report a zombified Fitzgerald swooning East Germans into bashing down the Berlin wall, leading to the end of communism. Critics claim Louis Armstrong was also at the scene.