Wild Gunman
Wild Gunman is a video game that requires a baby's toy to play. You shoot illegal immigrants trying to cross the Mexican border into the Untied States.
Concept
The game was developed in 1983 by The Untied States Military as a simulator program for their Mexican border patrol units. The object is to use the babys toy gun and blow off any Mexicans heads you see trying to cross the border. Nintendo of America helped to design the game using the latest infrared technology scopes for smooth accuracy. The game was released to all Americans on Arcade & NES home consoles on the 11teenth of March, 1983.
Game Play
Your mission is to put holes into the heads of Mexican immigrants trying to come over to the United States. You receive 20,000 points for each kill, just like the real army get in real life. Your object is to take out 2 to 3 immigrants at a time, if you fail to shoot an immigrant, and miss 3 in total, the United States Army hunt you down and shoot you for letting immigrants into the country. Don't worry, it's a video game, you can start over and try again, so the real army in real life won't kick your door down unless you purposely let all immigrants over the border without firing a single shot.
Popularity
The game rose to popular heights in 1984 when it was launched at the 1984 Game-Expo in New York where it was approved by the United States Army, FBI, CIA, NRA and NBA as a perfectly legitimate educational game that all American children where required to play. Studies showed that kids where influenced by video game violence, and issued the game to be available to play in every cafeteria of School around America to teach the children how to shoot immigrants crossing the Mexico borders into the United States. Each home console version came with a gun, gun-license, coupons for 10% discounts off bullets from selected fire-arms dealers, and a stick of gum.
Influence
Wild Gunman started the trend of first person shooter games, and since it's success, it has been the founder for such other teenage FPS games to follow such as Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 4D, Doom, Halo & Super Mario: Kill The Immigrants.
Future Of Wild Gunman?
Wild Gunman has influenced so many shooting games since it first arrived. Nintendo planned to release a Wii version in 2013 where you can kill illegal immigrants crossing not only the US borders, but also shoot Al-Qaeda, Towel-heads, Dagos, Spics, Wogs, Jews, Canuucks, nips, niggers, crackers, Aussies and anyone else not American. The game would feature state of the art graphics with enhanced head explosions and be part of the Wii Fit line of gaming software but was cancelled because Nintendo do not believe in making cool games anymore.
See also
- Nintendo
- Shooting
- Back to the Future
- Guns
- Bullets
- Mexican-American War
- Violence
- Peace
- Speedy Gonzalez
- Taco Hell
- Ron Jeremy
- Communist
- Burrito