Crackers

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Crackers could refer to any of, some of, or none of the following:

  • White people - if you want to be rude.
  • Snacks made from White people.
  • Salty snacks
  • Graham crackers, commonly served with melted chocolate and grilled marshmellows. Also known as "Smores".
  • Cheese crackers. Sometimes fish shaped, sometimes not. Not recommended to feed TO your fish. Ducks and Geese on the other hand, love them. So do Seagulls but if you feed those, they will turn around and do a dump on your head. Or your windshield.
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