Birdy

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Hi!!!!! I am a birdy!!!!!!

If your birdy lasts more than three hours, call a doctor.

I am so cool you see i am a little birdy so i can do anything even fly!!!!! flying is so funnnnnnnnnn! cause you get to go up in the air and see things and you know what i mean right isnt it so funnnnnnnnnnnn????? right is it so fun cause you get to fly around and see things cause its so cool riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! yaaaaaaaaaaay! im getting so excited cause yaaaaaaaaaaaay! im getting excited about flying cause you get to go up in the air and see things riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight????????? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!


The making of birdy[edit | edit source]

you see when mommy bird and daddy bird love each other very much they get together and play birdy games and if he gets a good roll then daddy bird wins and he gets to give mommy bird a prize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!


My first birthday[edit | edit source]

I will kick. Your. ASS!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i had my first birthday yesterday!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!! And it was so fun cause i woke up and mommy bird fed me a worm and worm is what i eat every day for breakfast lunch and dinner but its so fun and good and yaaaaaaaaaaay! and i went and flew with my friends and they told me happy birthday and i came home and sister bird said hi and the bird family sang happy birthday and... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Uh oh[edit | edit source]

Is that a puddy tat? I saw it! I DID!

Sources[edit | edit source]

a little birdy told me.