This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
This user is a Hyrulean warrior. This user has defeated many monsters. They have defeated the mighty Gannon.WARNING: They WILL steal your rupees if you have pocketed them.
This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
LV-4
This user considers themselves an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
DIFF M
This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
This user is a complete, irredeemable nitrogen. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and exercise at a thumbtack.
Thisuserwillgiveyouaseizure.
I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.
This user can spell. Rather than using this skill as a force for good and embarking on a quest to improve Uncyclopedian standards, they choose to seek out those not gifted with such rare abilities and mock them mercilessly?
Just wanted to say Jelly Wobble... oh and also thank you for the Proofreads you've been doing, and most importantly, Jelly Waffle Jiffy Winx!---Maniac1075Complain Here 09:04, August 12, 2010 (UTC)