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IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE GRUE ARMY, YOU GET 75% OFF ALL OUR PRICES!!!

About[edit source]

Welcome to Merc Squadron, the only store where you can effectively build up your own personal army! Currently, we have only a few items for sale, but we hope to expand due to the growing concern of Uncyclopedia's military strengths.

If you want to make a private army, we give you permission to keep track of your forces and declarations of war on this business's talk page. if you don't want to, make it a subsidiary of your regular page, such as User:<insert name here>/Army or something. But be sure to link to our talk page, otherwise you won't be able to get free gifts and discounts from here.

Employees[edit source]

Meganew: 10 TIE Exports

Items[edit source]

Fighters[edit source]

Bombers[edit source]

Capital Ships[edit source]

Guns[edit source]

Vehicles[edit source]

Special Deals[edit source]

Currently, we are offering a 50% discount on both types of TIE Exports. Also, if you buy 1 Glock 81 handgun now, you can get a second one for free!