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Please leave a fucking message you piece of shit.
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All Praise and Glory NOT Be Theirs!
This user has NOT been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to his site-topping talents in awesomeness, all other chores currently assigned to him have been left unchanged.
Unlike the rank mentioned uptop, his current rank isn't for life, but he will be returning to his former tasks as soon as possible.
If you were hoping he would not reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
but he'll be happy to. Mother fuckers! Haha!


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“Crede Quia Absurdum Est.”

~ Oscar Wilde
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This user is an apocalyptic grue and while you were reading this has eaten your world. Start over?
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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“The biggest bad ass on Uncyclopedia”

~ Captain Obvious on Iwillkillyou333

Hello. My name is Iwillkillyou333. I am a Uncyclopedia editor because its so much fun of doing satire articles here than making boring articles on Wikipedia. While I usually come off as a total bad ass with an insane attitude who desires to do people's mothers, I'm actually a quite pleasant person and a good contributor to this site. Below are some fun facts about me.

  • Yes, my user name is name after the song of the same name (minus the 333) from Cannibal Corpse.
  • I'm a big video game person.
  • I love horror, sci-fi, anime, and action movies and tv shows.
  • I'm the mentor of CrazyHair911, who shall join my cause of world domination.
  • I despise Democrats.
  • I tend to suffer from writer's block. You're welcome to help me out, just ask me on my talkpage.
  • You can also find me on the Creepypasta Wiki and on Deviantart under the name Mcrfan343.

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