User:Crazyhair911
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About Crazyhair911[edit | edit source]
Crazyhair911 is a philosophical hobo with plans on world domination. His plans for world domination include (but are not limited to) forming an army of squirrels near his local park and promising them acorns for their services. Little is known about his mysterious past.
What we do know about him[edit | edit source]
- Anyone within 50 feet of his enormous ego is instantly crushed (It is rumored that Hulk Hogan has been able to get within 47 feet of his ego. This has yet to be confirmed).
- He enjoys spending time on Unencyclopedia.
- He has a hobby of feeding alka seltzer to pigeons.
- Is the official student of the infamous Iwillkillyou333, who is probably the best COD player this world will ever see.
5 adjectives that he describes himself as[edit | edit source]
Extremely Intelligent
Superior (to all other living beings in the universe)
Outrageously humorous
Immortal/Invincible
Modest
His (More or less) Major Masterpieces[edit | edit source]
- Creatheism, a compromise between atheism and creationism
- Wikipedia to english translator, a guide to understanding the official language of Wikipedia
- Girl Scouts mint chip. mmmmmmm.
- HowTo:Become Famous on Uncyclopedia The easy way.
- What If:Dentists could time travel? To the Tooth Mobile Smittens!
- Fad diet They must work. After all, they are quite popular!
- HowTo:Buy a One Way Ticket to Hell and Back Vacationing to Hell has never been easier!
- Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards Working on it.