User talk:Iwillkillyou333

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Welcome. This my talk page (no shit). Discuss whatever you like but please follow the rules.


  • 1. No saying crap that doesnt make sense.
  • 2. Do not be an ass
  • 3. Be smart, not stupid.
  • 4. If I placed your article on either VFD or QVFD and you get mad and want to say something horrible to me, don't even try. Cause I will likely bitch punch you.

More Serious Rules

  • 5. No vandlism.
  • 6. No flame wars.
  • 7. If your filing a complaint, please keep a calm tone, and refrain from harsh critisim of me.

Violation of these three rules will result in me reporting you to an admin.

Even Serious Rules

  • 8. Hot girls must be topless at all times
  • 9. If you want to whore on my page please ask and don't demand, otherwise not only I will vote against it, i will reply with a very nasty comment.
  • 10 You must NEVER mock Call of Duty: Black Ops or the name of it or anything that has to do with it. Ever.

Now that we tooken care of that, please enjoy!

Those who dare break the rules.........
UnSignpost Home Delivery
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!


Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeWii 00:40, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Fire Emblem: Abridged[edit]

If you believe the article should stay, then why don't you create a copy for you to edit in the sandbox? -- 22:33, June 21, 2012 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Playstation 5 (second time)

Explanation? --ChiefjusticeWii 13:35, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah. I thought I would do it during my trip in London, but I didnt had any time to do it. My apologies--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:00, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
That and the fact that I had a really bad headache these past few days.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:02, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeWii 08:12, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?[edit]

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:38, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

You are The Burninator![edit]

For participating in Lots and Lots of Votes for Deletion Discussions, I bestow upon thee this Template:

Feel free to put "Burn!" in your sig and/or the above template on your userpage. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 03:52, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Flush the toilet[edit]

I just reviewed your article. --Clicky! Sir CuteDialgaOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 16:39, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeWii 16:49, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier![edit]

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 14:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeWii 07:04, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:15, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeWii 10:48, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 20 '12 8:52 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:22 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:51 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

--EMC [TALK] 13:56 Dec 12 2012

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:26 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:17 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:29 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:02, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:33, 7 February 2013

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:32, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:34, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:49, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:34, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:41, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit]

I really don't find Call of Duty: Black Ops all that amusing, it's just a first person sho-

Blood Spatter.jpg

 SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:42 3.15.13

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:26, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:52, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:22, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:34, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:35, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:02, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:31 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit]

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 18:36, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

Anton (talk) 13:52, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

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It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That DOESN'T Think It's Better Than You!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:05, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:36, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
Because Uncyclopedia is no laughing matter.
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper that won't leave you the same way she/he did!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:06 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:10 (UTC)


The UnSignpost
Woop Woop! it's the sound of the Police UnSignpost!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:55, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit]

The UnSignpost
We're delivering it to your door anyways!

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit]

The UnSignpost
Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That DOESN'T Think It's Better Than You!

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:24, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

I remember you[edit]

But I don't remember where. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 01:33, 4 October 2016 (UTC)