User talk:Iwillkillyou333

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Welcome. This my talk page (no shit). Discuss whatever you like but please follow the rules.

Rules

  • 1. No saying crap that doesnt make sense.
  • 2. Do not be an ass
  • 3. Be smart, not stupid.
  • 4. If I placed your article on either VFD or QVFD and you get mad and want to say something horrible to me, don't even try. Cause I will likely bitch punch you.

More Serious Rules

  • 5. No vandlism.
  • 6. No flame wars.
  • 7. If your filing a complaint, please keep a calm tone, and refrain from harsh critisim of me.

Violation of these three rules will result in me reporting you to an admin.

Even Serious Rules

  • 8. Hot girls must be topless at all times
  • 9. If you want to whore on my page please ask and don't demand, otherwise not only I will vote against it, i will reply with a very nasty comment.
  • 10 You must NEVER mock Call of Duty: Black Ops or the name of it or anything that has to do with it. Ever.

Now that we tooken care of that, please enjoy!

Those who dare break the rules.........

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 00:40, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Fire Emblem: Abridged[edit source]

If you believe the article should stay, then why don't you create a copy for you to edit in the sandbox? --173.70.31.99 22:33, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

This[edit source]

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Playstation 5 (second time)

Explanation? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:35, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah. I thought I would do it during my trip in London, but I didnt had any time to do it. My apologies--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:00, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
That and the fact that I had a really bad headache these past few days.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:02, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:12, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?[edit source]

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:38, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

You are The Burninator![edit source]

For participating in Lots and Lots of Votes for Deletion Discussions, I bestow upon thee this Template:

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Now go play in traffic.

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Flush the toilet[edit source]

I just reviewed your article. --Clicky! Sir CuteGroudonOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 16:39, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:49, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier![edit source]

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 14:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:04, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:15, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:48, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 20 '12 8:52 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:22 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 12:51 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit source]

--EMC [TALK] 13:56 Dec 12 2012

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:26 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:17 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:29 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:02, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:33, 7 February 2013



It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:32, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:34, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:49, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:34, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:41, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit source]

I really don't find Call of Duty: Black Ops all that amusing, it's just a first person sho-

Blood Spatter.jpg

 SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:42 3.15.13

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:26, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:52, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:22, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:34, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:35, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:02, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:31 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit source]

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 18:36, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
All your readers are belong to us


Anton (talk) 13:52, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper Not Secretly Controlled By Mordillo, We Swear!

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It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:05, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:36, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Replaces Analysis With Flashy Graphics!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:06 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:10 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:55, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Woop Woop! it's the sound of the Police UnSignpost!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
All your readers are belong to us

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
We're delivering it to your door anyways!

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Your #1 source for Cajek ban jokes!

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

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I remember you[edit source]

But I don't remember where. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 01:33, 4 October 2016 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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