User:ProfessorScience

	Noob of the Moment March 2013

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“ONE PARTICLE OF UNOBTANIUM HAS A NUCLEAR REACTION WITH THE FLUX CAPACITOR, CARRY THE TWO, CHANGING ITS ATOMIC ISOTOPE INTO A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER. FUCK YOU SCIENCE!”

~ Oscar Pistorius on Science

“Winners don't do drugs.”

~ Lance Armstrong on Performance Enhancing Drugs

In our first unit, we will learn how to produce methamphetamines!

Overview

Hello, fellow scientists! I am ProfessorScience. The image you see to the right, is an accurate photo of me. That's right, an accurate photo. That is all. Nothing more. I am a real scientist, I am also a doctor.