User talk:ProfessorScience
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Hello Mr. Marionnet Puppet[edit source]
Helarious article on UnNews:College student sues self for plagiarism. Very high ratio of laughter per word written. I'm off to read your guncontroll debate whoever you are. --ShabiDOO 01:38, 22 February 2013 (UTC)
Hi[edit source]
You have been nominated for Noob of the Moment. Keep up the good work! --Snippy 02:26, 23 February 2013 (UTC)
Winner![edit source]
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Noob of the Moment March 2013 |
In case you're still alive...[edit source]
Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 17:03 Jun 7 2014