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Writer of the Year 2012[edit]

Leverage (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom & For He's a newer user, who joined in September of last year. He's contributed a LOT of UnNews articles, and had 7 features, which is a lot for only being around a few months. He jumped right in and got on top of things quick. I'm impressed. I could never do anything like that. If anyone is more worthy, hell, I can't think of them. Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 16:46, 11 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Writes an UnNews nearly every day, horoscopes every week, and has had a bunch of features from different sista projects on the site. A positive presence around the place, his articles always make me laugh, and he is a generous and sensitive lover who puts his partner's needs before his own. Writes less UnNews than mbncbz but tries to make them funny. Leverage (talk) 12:55, 19 January 2013 (UTC)

Funnybony (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom & For With 14 features in 2012 plus an amazing 70 UnNews articles Funnybony is at the top of his game. His imaginative unique twists on the news have set the pace for the UnNews team, and his amazingly worded articles stretch the space/time continuum. Yet I'm supporting Funnybony because he polishes his 533 pages (dats right, 533 pages, check out his user page if'un you don't 'lieve me) like a master jeweler polishes his prized stones, and he perfects his work for months or even years. The title "Writer of the Year" is no laughing matter, which is why Funnybony laughs at it. Aleister 1:53 1-1-'13
  • Funnybony quietly writes mountains of good and funny articles and is a GREAT collaborator. He spits out 25 articles in the time it takes me to agonize over and polish one of my own. I wish I could write as prolificly, confidently, consistantly and funny as he does. --ShabiDOO 04:41, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. It is about time that Uncyclopedia's true star receives this recognition. Without his contributions, UnNews would have long ago curled up and died for want of others taking care. Funnybony is here for the love of writing and making other people laugh. He is also a great team player , a genuine 'collaborator' (in the positive sense) with many writers here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:38, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • For Prolific, funny and at the top of his game. --mAttlobster. (hello) 12:44, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • {{Boner}} While I'm here I might as well give a nod to a fantastic writer, and one of my faves. India has to be by far the best two person collab I've been part of. He picked up where I stopped, and vice versa. And he's actually written a book which I thoroughly enjoyed reading, and really wish I hadn't deleted the copy I had of it. The Soma addict's Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Nominally Humane! 11:27 06 Jan

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nom & SpiritualFor With the most featured articles in 2012 (18.5), a trainload of saves, and a dripping but literally tireless helping hand always extended for new and experienced writers both, SPIKE is an invaluable resource for a site he obviously loves. He's one of our treasures, and is well deserving of this award. Aleister 1:53 1-1-'13
  • Symbol for vote.svg I succumb to the might of Spike--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:33, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
Not active.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 23:34, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
  • FlaccidDickVote.svg For - Most features in one year is an amazing feat. There Isn't Any reason I shouldn't vote for him. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 07:54, Jan. 1, 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I told myself years ago that, no matter what, I would always vote for Spike. And this time is no exception. The only reason he has any less articles than me is because he spends a major portion of his time helping MANY others. And He is certainly Come Back of the Year after a looong period. I'm really glad he came back. Spike was one of my first mentors here. And it took a bit of practice but I finally realized that behind Spike's dry words on a computer screen is a sincere joker. He actually takes time to read other articles and then formulate good constructive advice. And he does so sincerely, without malice, even though others might misunderstand him or feel offended and try to insult him. But insults rarely phase him, and he keeps on offering genuine and well thought-out advice. I really feel happy just to be nominated. But I have to vote for Spike. Happy New Year of the Spike!!!: "Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him!"--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:22, Jan 1
    Unfortunately no longer a member of our community. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:40, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
    Then again Shabidoo makes an okay point below. But if he wins, be sure to expect plenty of "Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him!" T-Shirts to be circulated. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:15, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
Wouldn't it be great if he won writer of the year on this page and not on the wikia one, and never knew about it? --Leverage (talk) 20:50, 11 January 2013 (UTC)

Kamek98 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Xamralco (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  • He may be temporarily dead, but Xamralco showed us for much of 2012 what the bright future of Uncyc could have looked like. His articles were snappier, punchier, and wittier than anyone else could muster, and about as well-crafted as anything that a Procopious or Fundlebuggy might have made six years ago. It's no coincidence that most of his features this year claimed top spots in Of the month and the PLS. In terms of quality, Xam stood heads and shoulders above the competition in 2012, no contest. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:20, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Because, as TKF put it quite neatly above, we all suck monkey asses compared to this guy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:15, 1 January 2013
  • Other guys are worthy too, but Xamralco deserves more votes. Also, FU Xamralco. I saw you log into the wiki. I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. You sneaky lurking quitter. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jan 7 '13 14:54 (UTC)
    Well, you've caught me. I do stop by from time to time. I'm just so busy nowadays with real life stuff that I can't write/edit anything anymore. -Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8
  • TKF wrote like the demon he is and threw down 15.5 features in 2012, single-handidly chased away the Aztec prophets, and gave us some boners, all in the name of caring for and contributing very good writing to uncyclopedia. TKF is also a great teacher of comedy here on the site - his many lessons and tips are all available online (right on his user page,under "Humor Theory"). Long may he live large from the lily pad, and write about it! Aleister 11:36 1-1-'12
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 17:27, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • This fag should have won years ago. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:25, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:35, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • This guy is.... terrible. Just fucking reprehensibly awful. A list of things we all need to think about in his nomination here:
    • He is somehow... the worst writer we have, the most power-hungry, trolling cum guzzler we have, AND-and we really have no one to blame but ourselves for this- the most powerful user on the entire site.
    • He has accomplished some impressive stats. For instance, he has the most features of any person in the history of the site so far, a truly great achievement. An even greater achievement: That he has done so without writing a single humorous article to date. Which brings me to my next point:
    • The begging. The unending, unmitigated, merciless begging. Really, it has to stop. Groveling at everyone on IRC. Whining on talk pages. Crying on VFH. 5 years of this shit, and it's got to stop.
    • He has put into doubt the idea that you can't get put into positions of power without making some friends and enemies along the way. He doesn't have friends, he has the ability to annoy people into doing what he wants. We've created a monster whose only way of defeat is to get his way, or feature another of his articles. But the enemies...
    • OH GOD THE ENEMIES! Too many to name here, but a moment of silence for the thousands of needlessly permabanned users that have fallen to his prodigious ego.
    • ...
    • His best trait is that he's been around for too long. Like any troll, or spouse, let them hang around you for long enough and those horrible character flaws shift from grating to endearing. Awww, look! He's nominated Filial Piety again! Classic TKF! How painfully adorable! When you know for a fact this motherfucker would have been run off the sight if we hadn't desensitized to his bull shit long, long ago. We have been enabling him for far too long, and as his family before us learned, you have to cut him off cold turkey.
    • No more love. No more comfort. No more conversations. No more contact. I appreciate that we moved the site in, what I assume, was an attempt to leave him behind with the rest of Wikia. I don't appreciate that he found out and followed us here. Time to regroup everyone!
    • He's probably going to win anyway, isn't he? Fuck it, man... just fuck it. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  03:59, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
  • All that being said, For. I mean, the guy got Filial Piety featured after nominating it so many times! I find his longevity and persistence endearing! The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  04:03, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
  • I should probably find out what I'm even voting on, but Symbol for vote.svg For. anyways. ajr 23:25, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg FUT YEH — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 7 2013 05:33
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Sure why not, although I haden't read anything of his while sober I sure as hell giggled like a five year old when drunk. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 23:41, 7 January 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Quite the battlefield this year, as with every year. This year TKF's articles made me laugh more consistently than anybody else's, so the vote is easy. -RAHB 03:29, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭R Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 14:30, 13 January 2013 (UTC)

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom + Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 17:31, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
    Romartus is another well deserving nom. As far as I can tell all his pages should be featured. He has helped many writers with their pages as well, me included, and helped us to be featured with his advice and additions. Then there's what I call "The Epic" that he and Zarbag put together and which hopefully will be featured this year and in place for article of the year. Aleister 16:17 3-1-'13
  • While Romartus may not be an active member on this site, his contributions to the wiki have been uploaded in full. There is no reason he should not be considered for this award, seeing as his content from 2012 is here, and members of the community may chose to nominate him and deem him best writer if they so chose. --ShabiDOO 06:47, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Not active? [user page shows he has done stuff here.] I think of him more in terms of Uncyclopedian than a writer, but I enjoy his occasional UnNews, and he is someone who, if he left, I would cry. Leverage (talk) 10:35, 12 January 2013 (UTC)

Aleister (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • Nom + Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 17:27, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
    Thank you, that was nice. But not only was I not here for the better part of seven months - ducking in once in awhile - but this is a one time award imnho, and I already snuck in a couple of years ago on a fluke, a handjob, and quite a few pieces of eight, I'll tell you that in strict confidence my friend. Aleister 18:14 1-1-'12
  • Pacghost.svg Spiritual Against. Lazier than me. Nominally Humane! 11:57 06 Jan

Uncyclopedian of the Year 2012[edit]

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • Nom Zombiebaron has kept the ship running for the last year, wasting most of his life dedicated to this website. He hasn't complained or bitched about the "sinking" of the website, but has instead proposed ways to make it better, has show incredible patience with the little drama that there was, tried to get new members, organized competitions and drives, and over all did not suck as an admin. His penis is also much bigger than his mothers, which is an accomplishment of its own. It would not be a stretch to say he deserves this two years in a row. --ShabiDOO 00:25, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Yes--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:39, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Would vote for him easily, if I didn't just vote for Bizzee. He's like all of the good parts of me without the other 9/10ths of me. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:57, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg I voted for him last year! But seeing as he helped pioneer the IRC spam month... -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:01, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9
  • Nom Everyone would agree that Frosty is at the very least a satisfactory admin who completes his tasks at a level higher than mediochre, and who makes the website more good on a higher than average basis, spending more than just a little time here getting a fairly high level of admiration from a reasonable amount of people here. --ShabiDOO 01:56, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:39, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • So I will direct you to my vote from last year, which Frosty has conveniently immortalized on his user page, much to my distress and dismay. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 2 '13 7:29 (UTC)
  • I would also vote for this guy, were it not for only having one vote and stuff. Frankly, I'm surprised he isn't running away with the vote already. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:16, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • I concur with our esteemed colleagues. You are my obvious and close second choice, and I too thought you'd be very far ahead of anyone nominated. Aleister 00:02 3-1-'13 (that's a cool number)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. bribed via IRC. Might be a good candidate too, idk. ajr 23:35, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 23:39, 5 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I think Frosty and Bizzeebeever deserve this equally, so I am hoping by voting for the one with fewer votes a tie will become more likely. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 23:37, 7 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. i cast my vote for the guy who made PurpleDickVote.svg Boner.. -hipcrime 01:52, 8 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. All hail the great and hard-working Frosty. If you don't vote for him for being hardworking, at least vote for him because he's gay. Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 16:32, 11 January 2013 (UTC)
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  • PurpleDickVote.svg Opping Frosty was the best decision our community made this year. Finally all the lazy admins could return to our natural state of rest, instead of having to constantly respond to Frosty's ban and deletion requests. Every year at UotY I vote for the person who I saw as the "grease of the wiki" that year. Frosty was this year's grease. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:48, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. I refuse to comment Madclaw @ talk 00:36, 18 January 2013 (UTC)

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Romartus makes me proud to be an uncyclopedian. His caring for the site shines through with every post, with his legendary votes on VFH, and with the help he gives to writers without complaint (well, some complaint). A helping hand to noobs, the back of the hand to veterans, and a writing style of a wise drunken historian, Romartus befriends his enemies and kills his friends - kills them with kindness! And then there's this. Aleister 2:02 1-1-'12
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Of course! Great dude. And, what Aleister said, especially the part about helping noobs like I. --Blood.jpgMurder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 02:52, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Probably my favorite person here. If I could just get him to make me a sandwich. --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:39, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • For. He has been a stellar contributer for a very long time indeed.--Sycamore (Talk) 03:54, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Aleister 100%. YES YES YES!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:21, Jan 1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --EMC [TALK] 20:06 Jan 1 2013 Has a boner for Bizzeebeever. He requested this be strucken with precision.-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:32, 18 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I almost left the site in November when I felt like the drama surrounding votes wasn't really worth it at all. Romartus is someone who makes the site feel pleasant and civilised. I guess he's been around ages but I've never seen any ego, any "I have been here longer than you" bullshit. These qualities I think are essential for welcoming (and keeping) new writers. --Leverage (talk) 10:37, 12 January 2013 (UTC)
  • (for) One doesn't see much of what Romartus does, as he does lots of stuff that doesn't appear on watch lists. He also does stuff that appears on watch lists. Also on feature lists. He's a smacking example of an uncyclopedian that makes American what it is. America wouldn't be half of what it was if it wasn't for what Romartus makes it be! --ShabiDOO 01:06, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Exactly! --ShabiDOO 21:53, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  • NOM +Symbol for vote.svg For. Spike is naughty. He is tough and is willing to kill people to get Uncyclopedia tidied up. He is committed and bitch slapped 2012 like he owned it. Vote or die.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 03:39, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • For. Spike has kept a steady weather eye on this website, despite some awkward storms and squalls in certain quarters. Very often he has spotted something that needed urgent attention or alternatively, required a bucket of water and mop to clean up an existing mess. None of this sounds very exciting but it is crucial work to make a website like this work to the benefit of all users. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:04, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. The janitor must get his due! --Lord Scofield Stark 12:11, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

Bizzeebeever (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 9
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. He seems like a nice guy beaver. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 04:16, 1 January 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For - ♪ People, let me tell you 'bout my beeest friend. ♫ – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 07:27, Jan. 1, 2013
  • Sucks cock like a champ. Also, because I feel obliged to always justify my Year votes with long rambling dirges about why people rule, I'll return that cocksucking favor. Bizzeebeever is a wiki saint. He knows his code, was instrumental to the moving process, and hung around the year performing the shit jobs that literally nobody else ever wanted to do. Among all this, he still managed to write a little bit, always kept a great sense of humor, and was even more shockingly reasonable behind his jokes. He's got every factor of a great Uncyclopedian within him. Gooooooo BB! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:53, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
    Dude stop that I'm not wearing a condom. I have no idea where your mouth has been. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Jan 8 '13 4:57 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Pretty sure he'd lend me five bucks if I asked him. --Bill Melater (talk) 11:01, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Always gives me a pillow for my knees, which is more than I can say for some people. -RAHB 00:40, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg '— Sir Y' KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 7 2013 05:31
  • Yes, him. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  19:03, 7 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --EMC [TALK] 04:39 Jan 8 2013
  • Another really hard-working, positive presence on the site. I know nothing about programming, so I will leave it to someone else to praise him on his technical contributions. What I will say: When you first come on Uncyclopedia, there are a flurry of weird names and it takes time to distinguish one from another, and to work out who likes and hates each other. Bizzie seems to want new writers to mix, get to know other writers, and I think that social aspect (assuming we can all talk for five minutes without drama) is also something which makes contributors stick with a site. --Leverage (talk) 10:40, 12 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:28, 17 January 2013 (UTC)

Kamek98 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 0

Noob of the Moment Jan 13[edit]

Y (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
<3 — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 26 2013 21:17....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  • Comment - Under a different name he has been registered for almost 2 years. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:31, 25 January 2013 (UTC)
...........-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:34, 25 January 2013 (UTC)
User:Mnidaydwisww ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:36, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month Jan 13[edit]

Sir Peasewhizz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5

Team MoveCabal (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5
  • A lot of Uncyclopedians worked hard throughout 2012, particularly in recent days, to do a little small thing called moving the entire site. Therefore, I vote that we give the team behind Operation Screaming Seagull this official, honorary UotM badge. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:11, 6 January 2013 (UTC)
  • For. "Screaming Seagull." Has a nice ring to it. -RAHB 03:13, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per RAHB. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 05:36, 10 January 2013
    I see how is is.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:43, 10 January 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg This is probably the only way I'm gonna get another UotM -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:20, 11 January 2013 (UTC)
This, means, war!-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:26, 11 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Per ZB ~ Humbuck.png Talk 07:28, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  • YOU BASTARDS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH FROSTY HAS PUT TIME, SWEAT, BLOOD, AND TEARS INTO POST-MOVE CLEANUP!! You wanna know what Frosty says on IRC? I'm busy cleaning up. :'D.... this guy is NOT doing his homework just FOR YOU! And nobody cared to nom? Well... he's gonna win either way as the above nomination. Whatevs. Vote or die.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:52, 17 January 2013 (UTC)
    We don't? Frosty and MadMax have done an incredible job fixing links, redirects, and the like on pages, but this has been a community endeavour and they are not alone in putting considerable effort into the matter. Among other things, Bizzeebeever and Jack Phoenix have done phenomenal work getting our javascript updated and working on the current version of MediaWiki, and Jack Phoenix and Skizzerz in particular have put considerable effort into fixing and writing extensions so we can use them without explosion. Hotadmin4u69 has done more than most anyone realises to get the word out about the move, and I don't even care to think about some of the painful scripts legoktm has had to write. And these are just specific folk I can think of off the top of my head, but even every bug report is valuable, since it gives us something to work from, and those take some trouble to make as well. As amazing as Frosty has been, and as much as we need him to continue to be so we can get this place top-notch once more, you do a disservice to the rest of the community by phrasing your nomination in such a manner. -— Lyrithya 16:43, 18 January 2013 (UTC)
    Ly, this was a joke nomination. lol-- Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:32, 18 January 2013 (UTC)
    This nom confuses me, so I am going to say "she is right, plenty of others have done heaps of work towards this as well." And now I shall move right along >.> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:13, 18 January 2013 (UTC)
    I saw the irony. And for. --ShabiDOO 21:53, 25 January 2013 (UTC)

GOTY 2012[edit]

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 118

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 169
  • Nom + Admin Votes Count As Double. Who the fuck does this JERK think he is??? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:01, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • Users votes count as triple. Zombiebaron is such a zombiebaron. Pfff! What a fu*king zombiebaron. --ShabiDOO 18:26, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  • For And votes by users whose names are in all caps count quadruple. -RAHB 00:42, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
  • For Madclaw @ talk 14:58, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg F☭R. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 15:01, 13 January 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg te'o plus users whose names are their last names backwards count as quintuple. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Jan 19 2013 03:46
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. i dunno who he is, but ok. I also get 49 votes because LOL 69!!!!! man im drunk... --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 01:00, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
  • When Shabidoo votes twice its worth 100. --ShabiDOO 23:00, 30 January 2013 (UTC)

GOTM Jan 13[edit]

Zombiebaron[edit]

Score: 6

Foolitzer Prize Jan 13[edit]

Bill Melater[edit]

Score: +3
  • N+F. Brings good cheer and ribald puns to the UnNewses. Vote for him or I'll kill you. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jan 2 '13 14:44 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Waves of cum I don't know what to say about this guy other than: "No fair!!" Always has funny, fresh UnNews articles. --Blood.jpgMurder Frog (Argue loudly) Ride the snake...to the lake... 05:18, 7 January 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Yes, but you did also mention the waves of cum. That's certainly saying something. – Preceding unsigned comment added by RAHB (talk • contribs)

Foolitzer Prize Feb 13[edit]

Kip the Dip[edit]

Score: 4
  • NOM + FOR - I think you know why :) --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 20:54, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Nipples and Sunset Strip One of the best writers playing football today. Aleister 21:44 2-2-13
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment - This feels too easy; no real challange involved in winning this at all. Let's kick things up a notch, shall we? I refuse to accept this award unless I write at least 7 quality news articles by the end of the month. A Foolitzer Prize won from UnNews being in a rut is no Foolitzer Prize at all. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:30, Feb. 19, 2013
    Article count: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
    Well, that's seven. Although whether or not they're all "quality" is up for debate. Overall, it was a challenge, and I think I've had a great month. Here's to all of us ensuing that March at UnNews will be ever better! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 00:05, Mar. 1, 2013
  • I vote FOR. Kip has shown unrelenting UnNews enthusiasm over the years, and has written at least several fantastic UnNews articles despite being constantly bollocksed by SPIKE. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Feb 20 '13 2:00 (UTC)

Writer of the Month Feb 13[edit]

MagicBus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3

Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Dawg (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Gobshite of the Month Feb 2013[edit]

Official Nominations for February[edit]

This user does not exist (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  1. NF — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Feb 1 2013 23:58....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
Not registered.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:35, 2 February 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month Feb 2013[edit]

RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  1. NOM + FOR - For taking care of VFH last month. --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 04:27, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
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MadMax (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11
  1. Nom + For This guy have over 68k edits and since his recent comeback has been updating our URL links like a fucking machine. Seriously guys, I cannot believe he's actually only won this once. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:34, 2 February 2013 (UTC)
  2. you are my #1 active hero — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) Feb 2 2013 03:54....... * Virgin Islands America Armenia Nauru Equatorial Guinea Switzerland
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg He deserves hundreds of UotMs -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:38, 2 February 2013 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Probably makes more edits in two weeks than I typically do in a year. I move that after this we award Max a custom Uncyclopedian Of The Forever award, and then three or four more of these. -RAHB 08:25, 2 February 2013 (UTC)
    And confirmed, the other day he made over 500 edits in a single day. I checked my contributions and that was my total edits for the previous four months. -RAHB 04:14, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
  5. Batman vote.png Batman Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:38, Feb. 2, 2013
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Makes more edits in an average day than I have ever. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:21, 3 February 2013 (UTC)
  7. As long as we're giving this award twice now, of course. Aleister 14:51 3-2-'13
  8. +1. MadMax is my hero. The greatest uncyclopedian of all time. I'm glad he is with us here. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.07.07:55
  9. He's named after an epic movie saga, which is good enough for me. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 19:57, 02/18/2013
  10. Forever and always --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:00, 18 February 2013 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Snippy 06:45, 23 February 2013 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment Feb 2013[edit]

Hoof Hearted (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 5

March[edit]

Writer of the Month[edit]

Sir Peasewhizz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 8 eager beavers
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Nom and boner. Writes all of the things, all of the time. And if he wins he'll stop bringing it up :P -RAHB 01:02, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Cumming - ARGGHYAYYAGSGDGDDFHHHHHHHH ahhh nice...  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 01:04 3.01.13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. One of the best writers here, when he's not writing about sex, and does some polishing. One of the fastest writers for sure, and one of the most determined writers. He's kept VFH picking and choosing among his pages, with lots of winners. Well earned!!! Nice work. Aleister 4:27 1-3-'13
  • Ok ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:49, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol question.svg Question. Didn't he already win this? Or else how is he a GUN? — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 22:08, 5 March 2013 (UTC)
Thanks for pointing that out! I guess when I won UOTM I thought it was under GUN, and that was UOTY. I shouldn't be a gun right now but it doesn't matter. Sorry, thanks for finding that. I wouldn't have ever noticed.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:14 3.05.13
You're welcome. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 22:25, 5 March 2013 (UTC)
Not rebelling on this vote, but voting against here is a one-way ticket to a bad reputation here.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:20 3.08.13
And striking out other people's against votes on a nomination of yourself with no basis or discussion is also a one-way ticket to a bad reputation. Don't make me regret nominating you. -RAHB 06:03, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
<3  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:40 3.12.13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. This guy right here is fantastic. --EMC [TALK] 00:30 Mar 12 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For.OIRJUETNIOP WEVP JSEVHARG M, ;LAQVI'WERT8O[7YQ2NF V' Helen Keller 00:36, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. This user is great. Not! — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 03:52:44 03-19-'13 UTC
You don't have to vote for me if you don't want to lol  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:33 3.19.13

Uncyclopedian of the Month[edit]

Hotadmin4u69 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Shabidoo (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Dawg (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  •  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:50 3.01.13
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Came back to hold us tight. Been edit-machine and uncyclopatriot extraordinaire since returning and is funding the PLS, which clearly will save Uncyclopedia from the darkness. Oh, that darkness, always causing mischief. -RAHB 01:16, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
    I believe in a thing called love? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:06, 2 March 2013 (UTC)
    Mischievous love. -RAHB 05:56, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
  • For. MadMax (talk) 07:55, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  • yeh ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:42, 6 March 2013 (UTC)
  • If MadMax can vote for this, so can I. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 01:31, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Very glad to have him back. --EMC [TALK] 00:29 Mar 12 2013
  • Dawg is cool. He's the kind of guy who would help you on moving day. And he'd only expect a dozen cases of beer in return and the keys to your car for the night. Nice guy. --ShabiDOO 07:12, 27 March 2013 (UTC)

Legoktm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1

Noob of the Moment[edit]

Tiz (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  1. Nom+For --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 19:20, 3 February 2013 (UTC)
  2. Fs—Thank you for making my UnVoyage logo. ~Y KUN — Tuesday 05 February 2013 23-30-24

Mike the Great (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 3
  • N+F Although he has had an account for ages, he has been recently active more so lately. In addition to his amusing IRC antics, he has given birth to a welcome script which ensures all new users get the info they need instantly and allows the admins to be even more lazy. He also makes the odd useful edit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:56, 22 February 2013 (UTC)

Symbol declined.svg Against. I hate you all. Mike the Great (talk) 08:22, 24 February 2013 (UTC)

things I've done: I edited a mainspace article once and I've picked fights on UN:IRC Also there's always the other thing at wikia Mike the Great (talk) 08:24, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. The bot is enough to push Mike up the ladder of the greats or near greats of the moment. Confusingsus say "Man who hates you all has love in his heart for all after all" Aleister 23:54 26-2-'13
The bot is disabled, they want welcomes to be personal and only for productive users. We'll see what functionality comes in the future, it's still in active developement. Mike the Great (talk) 03:14, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
Also, they don't like the 2kB/s bandwidth it uses. Mike the Great (talk) 03:15, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

ProfessorScience (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 6
  • Nom. Has written two great UnDebates and an UnNews in the short time he has been here. --Snippy 02:24, 23 February 2013 (UTC)
  • For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:29, 23 February 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg CUMMING -- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:41, 23 February 2013 (UTC)
  • As I have never seen any of this man's work, I have seen his username and nomination and that is all I need — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 21:50, 25 February 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I guess. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 22:08, 25 February 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol declined.svg Against. Read Debates / News - didn't really find them funny :/ Maybe it's my Brit sense of humor humour. And no other existing articles impproved either. My taxi awaits :p Hoof Hearted (talk) 22:26, 25 February 2013 (UTC)
    Nah. Don't do that.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 02:29 3.26.13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Loved the UnNews. --IFYMB! (talk) 19:42, 30 March 2013 (UTC)
  • Comment:I have my more than reasonable suspicions that this was a casual revisitor to the site. Though...you didn't hear me say that...or type it out...or mention anything. What did I just say? We are almost in April? Jesus was tortured with hooks and spikes two milenia ago!? --ShabiDOO 20:45, 30 March 2013 (UTC)

C'Raisin (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2

Foolitzer Prize[edit]

Kip the Dip[edit]

Score: 5
  • N+F - He'll take March by the balls for his February month. HE WAS AWESOME.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 15:37 3.03.13
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Of course. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:08, 3 March 2013 (UTC)
  • Golden Easter egg.jpg Egg. I got an Uncyclopedian of the Month badge for Christmas and now I want a Foolitzer Prize in my Easter basket. It is chocolate wrapped in gold-colored foil, right? – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:44, Mar. 11, 2013
  • For. And looking forward to next month: Kip the Dip vs. Multiliteralist - WotM. Be there! -RAHB 17:01, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. A very good writer. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 20:44:53 03-19-'13 UTC

Useless Gobshite March[edit]

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  1. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 22:29, 5 March 2013 (UTC)
  2.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:33 3.05.13

Auror Andrachome (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 1
  1. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 22:29, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

Discussion[edit]

I might just log in to my sockpuppet and nominate Y... Hey, it'll be a different account. — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 21:55, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

April 2013[edit]

Writer of the Month April[edit]

Funnybony[edit]

Score: 2
  1. NOM+4  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:39 4.01.13 -> Updated:  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:52 4.01.13
  2. Spiritual For. Funnybony, our co-writer of the year, writes so much so well that we all are jealous and can't even lend him a hand when he's drowning in quicksand. Don't struggle, Funnybony, it just sucks you in quicker (that's why they call it "quick"). I'll vote for Kip because he's never won before and deserves it, and my spirit votes for Funnybony! 11:43 3-4-'13
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For - I'm not worthy to be up for the same award in the same month as.. *grabs Funnybony over the shoulder in a half bro hug; sloshes beer on the floor* ..this guy right here! Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:06, Apr. 5, 2013

Kip the Dip[edit]

Score: 6
  1. NOM  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:39 4.01.13
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Kip's been ripping it up, mostly in UnNews. He has a knack for both original satire and poop jokes, proving his versatility. He also has penisman on his page. -RAHB 00:25, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
  3. He's never won before?????? Can't believe it, but seems to be true. Kip is one of our best writers and he keeps getting better. Christmas would be Satanmas without Kip, and UnNews would be News. I was coming here to vote for Funnybony, who could win this every month if the Gods were fair and he were Jewish, yet seeing that Kip has never won has made me spit up my quinoa. Aleister 11:37 3-4-'13
  4. Sure... -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 11:39, 3 April 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Per Pease, RAHB, Al, Magic, and all--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:52, Apr 5
  6. This guy is terrible. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:05, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
  7. yay Kip ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:18, 20 April 2013 (UTC)
  8. For making me an alternate main page!--198.91.151.71 19:50, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
  9. I get a little teary eyed when i think of the man kip tye dipnwas. RIP Kip! --ShabiDOO 00:31, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month April[edit]

Legoktm (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7 Toy brick sets from Kathmandu
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Nom and boner Does pretty much every cool thing all the time. Instrumental in the move from Wikia and upkeep of the server. Has been known to fix loads of bugs all the time and ban spambots, a lot. Also looks damn fine in a three piece suit. -RAHB 14:59, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Yes  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:53 4.01.13
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:12, 9 April 2013 (UTC)
  4. Absolutely Although, I have heard lately that he eats vomit cum and dies and has no life. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  02:17, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
  5. Allows the actual administrators to assume their normal state of being lazy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:17, 20 April 2013 (UTC)
  6. He's the only nominee!--198.91.151.71 19:53, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
  7. He smells like fabric softener on a foggy winter afternoon. --ShabiDOO 00:33, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
  8. Clearly[1]. 89.182.46.194 00:37, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

Noob of the Month April[edit]

RedHot[edit]

Score: 9 RedHots
  1. HELL YES.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:55 4.01.13
  2. Oh yeah baby! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:44, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg YUP! --Snippy 11:13, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. IFYMB! 17:26, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 04:46, Apr. 15, 2013
  6. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:25, 15 April 2013 (UTC)
  7. PurpleDickVote.svg DoublePurpleDickVote.svg Boner.: Becaause one boner wasn't enough. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 20:24, 19 April 2013 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. Some very good work has flowed from his pen...his keyboard. Aleister 23:12 19-4-'13
  9. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. -RAHB 21:44, 22 April 2013 (UTC)
  10. Good luck in PLS!--198.91.151.71 19:52, 29 April 2013 (UTC)

Sarah Baldewijns[edit]

Score: 3
  1. NOM+FOR  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:56 4.01.13
  2. Sarah is not likely going to write...but shes always given me great feedback. If you have a near finished article you want some last minute advice on and you ask her nicely shell maybe say ok.--ShabiDOO 00:22, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
  3. She judged a contest in which I came in second, so I second this motion. hahahahahaha. Yay Sarah! Aleister 23:15 19-4-'13

Very Crazy Rafael[edit]

Score: 1
  1. NOM+FOR  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:00 4.01.13

Foolitzer Prize April[edit]

Multiliteralist[edit]

Score: 7
  1. N&4  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:43 4.01.13
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For - I've sincerely waited a month for this. Though he's gone now, he gave UnNews a rush a adrenaline when he was here. Besides his idea to expand articles into interconnected serials in a way that would make the writers of Seinfeld impressed, he did more to polish and nitpick away at UnNews itself than I have in my entire short time as News Tzar. If more of you were like Multiliteralist, Uncyclopedia would shine and TKF might still be here. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 04:41, Apr. 3, 2013
    Where did he go though? That was like three pumps and a squirt. Leverage (talk) 11:39, 3 April 2013 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. What Kip said. Also, I saw him on IRC this morning, so maybe all is not lost! -RAHB 02:23, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
  4. Finns deserve this! :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 09:35, 6 April, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Strong for MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:02, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. You make me all mushy-weepy with this nice gesture. But I'm still more moved by voting for myself. It is ever so sympathetic! -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:35, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. RedHot (talk) 10:20, 14 April 2013 (UTC)

Useless Gobshite[edit]

Y (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 2
  1. N+F  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 16:50 4.01.13
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Against? — Sir Y KUN NotM UGM FIC PS F@H No uncyclopedia.png (talk) 21:10:57 04-05-'13 UTC

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

May 2013[edit]

WRITER OF THE MONTH[edit]

Multiliteralist[edit]

Score: 8.5
  1. Nom & For - Great writer, has a grasp on literary posture that I have never seen before, respect him admirably. RedHot (talk) 23:16, 1 May 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Not bad for a Scandinavian. A bit more hairy than I anticipated but I'm no complainer. Wait, what is this for again? --EMC [TALK] 14:35 May 3 2013
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Because if I don't vote for myself, nobody else is going to vote for myself as me. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:52, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Snippy 10:52, 14 May 2013 (UTC)
  5. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Prolific as all fuck, and brilliant. -RAHB 11:29, 22 May 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Greatness (talk) 08:25, 27 May 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hell ya! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:50, 30 May 2013 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg Smexy writer. I mean he writes smexy articles. You know. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:45, 30 May, 2013 (UTC)

IFYMB![edit]

Score: 4.5
  1. N+F  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:17 5.01.13
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Thanks It means a lot to me, being nominated, it's nice to see my work dosen't go overlooked. IFYMB! 05:53, 2 May 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For - As much as I love my homeboy Multiliteralist, I have to go with IFYMB! here. IFYMB! has proven to be a talented and productive writer who certainly shouldn't be overlooked. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:48, May. 29, 2013
You spineless maggot! I gave you that special rubdown and all! I will avenge this at next year's Anal Twitmas party, man! I'll go with RAHB! (Yeah I'll probably vote for IFYMB next month myself.) -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 04:37, 30 May 2013 (UTC)
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like him and makes a lot of good articles. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 10:49, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

UNCYCLOPEDIAN OF THE MONTH[edit]

MadMax[edit]

Score: 11
  1. N+F No matter whether it's day or night, MadMax will be tidying up this site like he's being paid to do it. IFYMB! 09:47, 4 May 2013 (UTC)
  2. For - Everytime I look at Special:RecentChanges, MadMax does magic. RedHot (talk) 10:31, 4 May 2013 (UTC)
  3. For - Yes.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 00:29 5.05.13
  4. For - I picture him on top of a tank. Leverage (talk) 14:46, 21 May 2013 (UTC)
  5. For - It's almost impossible to not see him on recent changes, damn this guy has too much time on his hands :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 15:31, 21 May, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Batman vote.png Batman. Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:11, May. 21, 2013
  7. For - Good work, MadMax – Preceding unsigned comment added by Flyingbird (talk • contribs)
  8. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Every month. It's almost an insult to even go through the formalities of giving him only this third award. Three months out of the 8 (I think) years of non-stop Uncyclopedism. -RAHB 11:31, 22 May 2013 (UTC)
  9. For Tireless categorization of articles, and general maintenance that makes it hard for me to see other established users edits. Except maybe Legoktm. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:14, 22 May 2013 (UTC)
  10. For Lord Protector of the Fork. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:12, 22 May 2013 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. Greatness (talk) 08:20, 27 May 2013 (UTC)

NOOB OF THE SOMETHING[edit]

F.I.G.A. World Cup[edit]

Score: 3
  1. Sure.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 15:35 5.05.13
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Greatness (talk) 08:23, 27 May 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. No one else will get it. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:12 31 May 2013

Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. - What the fuck Peasie? I'm sorry, but a n00b has to write at least one article mainspace before he/she can be nominated here. What I see, all this guy has been doing is to edit his userpage (which is pretty fucking stupid) and so cannot be nommed. Pease read the rules better(ly?) next time, ok? I don't think F.I.G.A. deserves this, bro. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:57, 28 May, 2013 (UTC)

June 2013[edit]

Writer Of The Month[edit]

IFYMB! (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 11
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Just look at that list of articles grow! -RAHB 06:47, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 09:24, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. I hear he's quite handsome. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:00 1 June 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --Zigers (talk) 16:40, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:54, Jun. 1, 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. It's his time. RedHot (talk) 07:09, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:04, 5 June, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Yay IFYMB! f.y.i. The WOTM award makes a very nice hood ornament. Aleister 13:30 5-6-'13
  • Yes...of course! --ShabiDOO 21:56, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. IFMYB! is determined to write articles; if there's anybody trying to resurrect the good act of writing, it's him. RedHot (talk) 00:15, 7 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For! For! For! --Tumb13weed (talk) 19:08, 30 June 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian Of The Month[edit]

IFYMB! (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)[edit]

Score: 7
  • PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. He does stuff, and sometimes he does some things. And he's also a prolific writer and now he's a poopsmith. -RAHB 07:00, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. This is all part of my plan to become an admin egotistical maniac. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 14:03 1 June 2013
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. --Zigers (talk) 16:41, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. - The doctor told me to Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 08:44, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)
  • For Even though he voted for himself. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:36, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
  • He's really good at chewing on expired condoms while blowing up cow sheds! --ShabiDOO 21:55, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. RedHot (talk) 00:17, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Foolitzer[edit]

Leverage[edit]

Score: 6
  1. This users intelligence is astounding, his UnNews ideas are completly genius. ~User:IFYMB!! 04:46 9 May 2013
  2. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Four more years! Four more years! -RAHB 11:54, 1 June 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Leverage has more twists in him than Angeline Jolie's brother gives her breasts (yes, he got them - see what calling dibs can get you!). Aleister 20:41 3-6-'13
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like his hat. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:45, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Cool! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 20:56, 3 June 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Deserves it here, treasure this contributor. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:14, 3 June 2013 (UTC)