Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 19

2005 • 2006 (part 1) • 2006 (part 2) • 2007 (part 1) • 2007 (part 2) • 2008 (part 1) • 2008 (part 2) • 2009 (part 1) • 2009 (part 2) • 2010 (part 1) • 2010 (part 2) • 2011 (part 1) • 2011 (part 2) • 2012 (part 1) • 2012 (part 2) • 2013 (part 1) • 2013 (part 2) • 2014 • 2015 • 2017 to now

Yearly awards

Comeback of the Year

Gerrycheevers

• Nomination. Gerrycheevers was easily one of the site's best writers during 2007-2010. He came back from a three-year absence to win both the "Best Most Wanted" and "Best Requested" awards at the 2013 Article Whisperer. Gerry followed that up with writing several more featured articles including, most recently, Tornado. MadMax (talk) 18:17, 27 December 2014 (UTC)

Score: 2

1.  For. I vote for all three! Anton (talk) 19:10, 27 December 2014 (UTC)
2.  For. His name is Gerry and therefore he makes me merry and shall "acheeve" victory over Xam and Nik. Sorry, but this guy is god and god is life even though I am not religious.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:22 1.03.15

Nikau

• Nomination. Nikau was another top writer from the old days who contributed five featured articles from 2009-2011. His first-ever article, Tradesmen, was featured less than a month after becoming an Uncyclopedian. Nikau was lured back to the site this year and has quietly picked up where he left off by writing ten more features. MadMax (talk) 18:17, 27 December 2014 (UTC)

Score: 5

1.  For. Anton (talk) 19:10, 27 December 2014 (UTC)
2.  For. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:05, 2 January 2015 (UTC)
3.  For. --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 20:57, 3 January 2015 (UTC)
4.  For. Mattsnow 08:47, 16 January 2015 (UTC)
5. Aluminum! ShabiDOO 18:56, 17 January 2015 (UTC)

Xamralco

• Nomination. The "youngest" of the three nominees, Xamralco was an up-and-coming writer during 2011-2012. He won the 2011 PLS for "Best Rewrte" a mere three months after joining Uncyclopedia. He was subsequently inducted into the Hall of Shame, as well as winning three more contests, during his first "rookie year". Xamralco rejoined Uncyclopedia a year after the big move. He has since written four featured articles, created the new FA category system, and still managed to keep things running as an admin. MadMax (talk) 18:17, 27 December 2014 (UTC)

Score: 2

1.  For. Anton (talk) 19:10, 27 December 2014 (UTC)
2.  For. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:05, 2 January 2015 (UTC)

MadMax (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1.  For. Such a fucking useless gobshite. Everything he touches on the webiste turns to cumstained cust! --ShabiDOO 18:58, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1. Strong For Worst admin ever ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:48, 5 January 2015 (UTC)

Lyrithya (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• I don't care what it says. -— Lyrithya ༆ 05:57, 8 January 2015 (UTC)

DungeonSiegeAddict510 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• fuk da police. And  selfishnomfor --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 09:08, 8 January 2015 (UTC)

Every Uncyclopedian

Score: 4

1. I think each and every one of us deserve this honour. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 09:45, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
2.  For. Quite frankly, we make me sick. -RAHB 09:47, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
3.  For. If this means I'll finally have a real award to put on my userpage, then I'm strongly for this. Besides, we are pretty useless anyway. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:33, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
4.  fore let us celebrate our mediocrity! --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 18:47, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
5.  For sure. Everybody sucks tremendously. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:19, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
6. Against. Every uncyclopedian is too hard working to be a Godshite. With everyuncyclopedian things actually get done, articles are written and life goes on. Everyuncyclopedian unfortunately makes uncyclopedia a generally pleasant place. That is not the spirit of gobshittery! ShabiDOO 02:05, 9 January 2015 (UTC)
7.  Against. I don't know about you twats but I'm as useful as a fucking volcano. --EveryUncyclopedian(dtf?) 22:32, 9 January 2015 (UTC)
8. Strong For We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world. -- The Zombiebaron 20:31, 10 January 2015 (UTC)

Apathy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

1. Nom & for: Did not even care enough to register or make a user page, let alone write any articles. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:16, 29 January 2015 (UTC)

Potatochopper of the Year

Nikau

Score: 4

1. N&F This guy, I'll tell ya, deserves to win. He uploads pictures that I have creamed upon time after time. No I mean actual cream like the food not cum you sickos don't ask why.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:20 1.03.15
2. Waffles! ShabiDOO 18:55, 17 January 2015 (UTC)
3.  #YOLOSWAG! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:12, 19 January 2015 (UTC)
4.  4 he said a nice thing about my crap unnnnnnnuse. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:02, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Year

Xamralco (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

1.  For. Xamralco's return has been marked by hundreds of categorised pages and projects with nice-sounding names! Anton (talk) 17:47, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
2.  For. Just voted for Nikau as a writer. Xamralco's return has been just as important. All round Ninja in the house. Leverage (talk) 22:09, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
3.  For. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 18:08, 2 January 2015 (UTC)
4.  For. Mattsnow 01:00, 3 January 2015 (UTC)
5.  For. Allows the other administrators to assume their natural state of doing fuck all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:53, 3 January 2015 (UTC)
6.  For. --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 20:53, 3 January 2015 (UTC)

MadMax (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

1.  For. I know this now resembles the monthly awards, but this dude needs a big hand, a pat on the back, and various other anatomical things. Leverage (talk) 22:09, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
2. The quiet guy who does tons of shit you wouldnt even notice unless you looked at recent changes ALL THE TIME! --ShabiDOO 19:36, 2 January 2015 (UTC)
3.  For. I heart Maxxy pads.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:17 1.03.15

Anton199 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1.  For. Combines the friendliness of Aleister with the competition-based proactivity of Shabidoo - and both of those users have been largely (and sadly absent) this year. If only the other 198 Antons pulled their weight. Leverage (talk) 22:10, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
2.  For. at Wikipedia, they don't have a template for this. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:19, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Writer of the Year

Nikau (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1.  For. This year, Nikau was to Uncyclopedia what Nixon was to Thailand cherries. Anton (talk) 17:53, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
2.  For. A big thank you to Shabi for the kind words. But I won this last year, and it would nice to record in the an[n]als the rather vital comeback of Nikau. Leverage (talk) 22:07, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

Leverage (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1.  For. One of my two writing heroes on uncyclopedia. His unnews are legendary and his other articles are always helarious. You can be sure a few of his articles will be in the top 10 of the year...once again. He also smells like an old men's club locker room...which is pretty awesome for people who like that kind of smell. --ShabiDOO 18:53, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
2.  For. Most definitely. Anton (talk) 19:12, 1 January 2015 (UTC)

Xamralco (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

1.  For. My other writing hero. I think of this nomination as more of a life-time achievement award for his slew of groovy writing over the last two or three years which has been awesome and of a superifiaduper quality. --ShabiDOO 18:53, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
2.  For. As I said on the Uncyclopedian page, an allrounder. Leverage (talk) 22:11, 1 January 2015 (UTC)
3.  For. Uh-huh. --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 20:51, 3 January 2015 (UTC)
4.  For. Oh yes.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:16 1.03.15
5.  For. Great writer Mattsnow 20:12, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

August

Noob of the moment

EpicWinner (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

1.  For. EpicWinner has been editing this site for only several weeks but I've already lost count of his amazing rewrites! Richly deserved. Anton (talk) 14:31, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
2. Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:34, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
3. Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 05:58, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
4.  Go on then. 06:17, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
5.  Votes - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:00, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
6.  Ya Had no idea EpicWinner was a noob. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 12:34, 18 August 2015 (UTC)

Wageslav (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

1.  For. He writes pages and doesn't afraid of anything. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:34, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
2. Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 05:58, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
3. GrammarFegelein Per Frosty. 06:13, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
4.  More Votes - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:53, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
5.  Certainly It should be a tie. Anton (talk) 09:22, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
6.  Hells Yes Cool name, Liked the writing I've seen so far. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 12:34, 18 August 2015 (UTC)
7.  For. Been very active and spotted several times on recent changes, been liking the writing he's done. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:47, 19 August, 2015 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the month

Lost Labyrinth (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9

1.  For. Seeing Labyrinth's amazing contributions and hard work, I'm astounded he hasn't won this yet. Present on the site since 2010, he has continuously been offering his help to many people, as well as working on great projects such as the welcoming gadget. Anton (talk) 14:44, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
2. ^^^ What this fag said ^^^ --ShabiDOO 14:59, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
3. He's got a tongue like an electric eel and he likes the taste of a man's tonsils... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
4.  #YOLO -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:12, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
5.  For a lazyass, from a lazyass. (Mhaille, nice one :D) 18:16, 16 August 2015 (UTC)
6. For He hosts QDB, the IRC stats, and gives me free games. Definitely deserves this. -- The Zombiebaron 18:51, 16 August 2015 (UTC)
7.  For. She's a beautiful woman...I assume. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:44, 17 August 2015 (UTC)
8.  Fuck you Lostlabyrinth - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 21:53, 25 August 2015 (UTC)
9.  Finnorszag MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 00:06, 26 August 2015 (UTC)
10.  Against. on account of him being garbage - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 18:56, Sunday 30 August 2015 -

    I changed the score back seeing it's a jokevote. Anton (talk) 20:35, 30 August 2015 (UTC)

Writer of the Month

Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

1.  For. Woody's award sounds all cool and stuff, but before Uncyclopedia switches to a brand new format with awards not being awards anymore but decapitated bodies of your enemies given away to you for free, in exchange for writing and referring friends to do the same... Well, before that happens, I think credit still ought to go to those who merit it and Every greatly deserves the Writer of the Month title as well as the Writer of Half-a-year. "I am surprised he hasn't won this yet" is a very cliché vote to say the least, but I promise, I am sincerely and totally astonished that, the amazing writer that he is, Every, in all his grey glory and splendour, still hasn't won this thing. Anton (talk) 20:48, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

   If you read my forum fully, in no way am I suggesting getting rid or or closing WotM. Just a different award to do a different job. The Woodburninator The vote was legitimate! ™ 20:51, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

   Not that this has anything to do with the Everyman's nomination. The Woodburninator The vote was legitimate! ™ 20:54, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

   Man, I needed that post to sound dramatic so people'd think: "Woody is going to shut down WOTM, break into our houses and steal our food, let's vote for Every before it's too late!" Anton (talk) 21:12, 3 August 2015 (UTC)

2.  For. I have my reservations about my name being placed so near to SPIKE's, but I'm just about narcissistic enough to ignore it. You probably deserve this sort of thing more than me, but it would look corrupt and shit if I were to nominate you now. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 22:54, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
3.  For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:28, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
4.  For. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 00:48, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
5.  For. ShabiDOO 11:41, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
6.  For. 11:59, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

September

Best of the Month

User:Wageslav

Written in August: Trigger warning | Spambot | HowTo:Be an adult | Sovereign citizen | Cars 2 | UnNews:North Korea might actually do it, but probably not | HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained

Score: 3

1. Nom Wageslav just won a sweet NotM award, and it isn't hard to see why. His (her? I can't tell internet sex.) articles are well written, funny, and incredibly long. Just so very long. His formatting skills are already pretty great too. I found these 5. There might be more, but I can't find a list of his articles anywhere, so this is as good as it gets until someone else finds more. Two of them probably getting featured soon. Plus he's already making jokes about how much Uncyc sucks in his articles! A true member of our community now! You should vote for Wageslav. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 14:47, 2 September 2015 (UTC)
2. A vote  For. Wageslav is a vote for all non-gender-specific users everywhere. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
3. Comment. I added more stuff I wrote in August to the list. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 03:03, 4 September 2015 (UTC)
4.  For. Anton (talk) 11:24, 13 September 2015 (UTC)
5.  For. Mhaille has enough awards. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 21:22, 24 September 2015 (UTC)

   This is soooo not in the spirit of the award. SHIT DOWN THROATS, BRUH! The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 03:31, 26 September 2015 (UTC)

User:Mhaille

Written in August: This is IT! Where's the Money? | Great Moments of Sports Advertising | Marillion | Old Englisc, Plower of Motherfolk, Doest Thou Speaketh It?

Score: 1

1. Nom Mhaille hasn't been around Uncyc for long, but he's already got a surprising 49 features. WOW! Anyway, in August, Mhaille won Happy Monkey, and instead of leaving immediately he stuck around and wrote 3 more articles, a total of 0 of which he actually put in our "Newest articles" template on the main page for some reason. Anyway, read them. Enjoy them. Vote for Mhaille. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 14:47, 2 September 2015 (UTC)
2. A spiritual for, seeing we apparently aren't allowed to vote twice. Anton (talk) 11:25, 13 September 2015 (UTC)
3.  For. Ok. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 18:28, 13 September 2015 (UTC)