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Welcome![edit source]

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Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 14:26, Feb. 20, 2014

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Welcome to UnNews! May you have many years of pleasure writing silly nonsense! Leverage (talk) 09:24, 22 February 2014 (UTC)

Thanks! :) Banzaikitten (talk) 20:23, 24 February 2014 (UTC)

The message I left at your other talk page got deleted, so[edit source]

I just wanted to say bye. And hi, as you said you would stick to this site! Anyway, good luck with your experience here and even though there are many users who are more active than me here, I will still be glad to help you if you need something! Anton (talk) 09:27, 27 February 2014 (UTC)

Goodbye and hello! Banzaikitten (talk) 14:24, 27 February 2014 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery
The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.


HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI - Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 18:42, 8 May 2014 (UTC)

Hi - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 20:25, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
sup - Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 05:30, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
Nm, u? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 12:53, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
just chilling and looking up ways to acquire video games - 13:45, 9 May 2014 (UTC)
I hear pirate bay is alright - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:02, 12 May 2014 (UTC)
My internet provider is not too happy with my previous use of tpb. Josuketho.pngThe Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of EarthJosuketho.png 17:47, 12 May 2014 (UTC)
Yeah that's bad I hear they have the power to write you a stern letter - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 19:12, 12 May 2014 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Just thought I just drop in to say hello. So, Hi. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 10:30, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

I can see a trend of pointless conversations is forming on my talkpage. Pointless, however, does not imply that the conversations aren't utterly enjoyable. Hi, how are you? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 10:36, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jun 2 '14 11:46 (UTC)
I have indeed been looking for you, BB, and I've even made this clay bust of you just about to perform your favourite activity! d2ead0c0371f0c4d0183589a5ce64c9b.jpg - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:16, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
I do enjoy a good vomit, yes. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Jun 2 '14 13:36 (UTC)

Hea dude[edit source]

UnNews:Bad drivers to display warning flags Is where it's at. I made some more changes, if you don't think any of them are improvements go right ahead and remove them. I don't know if you can tell, but I'm trying to make this article more of a general thing about idiots driving and attaching things to their cars rather than just about football fans. I think it's got a much wider appeal like that. As for moving articles. You just use the "move" tab at the top. I did it for you this time. It's no biggie. If you make a mistake, and want a page that you created deleted you simply list it on QVFD and an admin will delete it when they get around to it... Don't worry about making mistakes. You (probably) will not get banned if your intentions are good. ;) If you do end up getting banned, I recommend going into IRC.

As you can probably see when I renamed your page I created a "redirect" page in the place I moved it from. So any links which had been pointing to this article will still end up getting redirected to the new name. I like your "Shit I've Done" section a lot. :) JFC 12:47. Jun 10

Cool thanks Man. Edit away- there's a bountiful rainbow of idiocy reaching far beyond football.
I'm not worried about getting banned I'd just rather not be too irritating if I can help it. I spend a lot of time on IRC shmoozing admins creating foundations for my eventual takeover. That's right, I'm basically Varys from Game of Thrones except I have balls. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:09, 10 June 2014 (UTC)
Balls eh? We have a lot of penis at Uncyc, but I always welcome new balls. In that case I will change my advice. DON'T be worried about being 'too irritating'. "irritating" is good. It means someone is probably trying to do something creative. If that's a hassle for others, that's their problem. UN:I is a page we have about that which is based on the wikipedia page of similar. ... You are clearly doing good stuff here, so don't feel inhibited in what you want to do. When you fuck up, it's no problem. It's a wiki, someone just pushes undo. As for Bad drivers to display warning flags, I'm out of juice on that one right now, maybe you or someone else might get a final burst of energy to finish it off. I think it's almost an FA article now, but just needs that final smoothing over, as I changed the style a bit in places, and maybe it needs a new concept or two. It might pass VFH if nominated now, but it would be a dicey nomination IMO. JFC 13:37. Jun 10

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:47, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Hey![edit source]

Do you like kittens?! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 15:43, 27 July 2014 (UTC)

Do you like lol? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 08:15, 28 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:34, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Woop Woop! it's the sound of the Police UnSignpost!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:18 (UTC)

Admin?[edit source]

lol Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 09:48, 15 August 2014 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:15 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Woop Woop! it's the sound of the Police UnSignpost!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:14 (UTC)

Ultimaaatte Unsiiiggnnpost!!![edit source]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Gimme back my IRC nickname! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 18:26, 25 August 2014 (UTC)

Hey![edit source]

OMG I can't freakin' decide...
I need to paint another portrait of Jared Leto, and I just can't choose which hairstyle I like the most. He's so freakin' hot!!!
Thanks for voting to feature Jared Leto on the main page!

~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:07, 26 August 2014


The UnSignpost
Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:39, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

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The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things

Talk about dogs...[edit source]


Wanna participate? :) --ShabiDOO 00:26, 2 October 2014 (UTC)

I'm not sure that kittens get on well with dogs. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:12, 2 October 2014 (UTC)

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The edition that's black and white and dead all over

RE: Badwood[edit source]

I have eyes everywhere, Mr. Kitten. Goodwood (talk) 08:44, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

Hm, maybe you should have a doctor look at that, Mr. Wood. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:25, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

Kitten[edit source]

Glad you liked Cherry and Cute-tiny-cat.gif Kitten. now you've just got to read/vote for Richard Nixon and the kittens will be really happy ;) --Nikau (talk) 16:09, 20 October 2014 (UTC)

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I have no shame and continue to whore my Cute-tiny-cat.gif Kitten. out to the world; now here's Samsung to please the kittens. Slowly but surely we will take over the site on a glorious chariot of Template:Kittens. --Nikau (talk) 05:47, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
I hear there is good money in whoring out kittens - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 17:44, 22 October 2014 (UTC)

Solar flares[edit source]

You helped to get solar flares featured. As a reward, here's a dope picture of a solar flare. You can totally make it your desktop background or something.

Magnificent CME Erupts on the Sun - August 31.jpg

Thanks for your vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:08, 23 October 2014 (UTC)

I'm not sure that picture is 1920x1080 - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:55, 23 October 2014 (UTC)

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!

Listen to me[edit source]

look, I know you think my articles are undeveloped, but I find them to be quite fine. Plus, I'm a noob and you sure as hell know that. Lastly, I can't add pictures and links and shit because I'm on a school network. That's right, I do my writing in school. I signed up for the adopt a noob program but I haven't heard anything back, so maybe you can help and stop criticizing me because that's not going to do anything better.

Hi, I've answered on the talkpage of the adopter you asked, and given you alternative advice on your talkpace and the talkpage of Acmed2. I think your articles show a lot of potential, I am not criticising your work, but when you are working on an article you either do it in your userspace or you put a construction tag on it, which you have been asked to do several times, yet you keep putting very short articles in the mainspace. They shouldn't go into the mainspace until they are finished.
I'm sorry if my threats to ban you have upset you, but you didn't seem to be listening to us, and banning people is the only tool of discipline we have really. Don't take it the wrong way.
I would love to help, if you have pictures you want to put in your articles I can do it for you. If you come onto the IRC chatroom you will find people willing to help I'm sure. Or you can just ask on my talkpage and I can help. The adopt-a-noob program is kind of dead nowadays, my welcome message is a bit redundant, for which I apologise. I will be away from tomorrow for a few days so will not be able to assist. So please just stick a construction tag on very short articles or do it in your userspace and when its ready ask an admin to move it. Please note: I too was very recently a confused and angry noob like yourself, all of these rules and stuff do get confusing I know and it doesn't help when some prick admin comes threatening to ban you. Just try your best to heed our advice and it'll be all gravy, baby. X - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 18:51, 4 December 2014 (UTC)

BTW, dude you've gotta start signing your comments. (More rules!) - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 18:52, 4 December 2014 (UTC)

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:23, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for voting for Nothing's syndrome![edit source]

Find nothing's syndrome WPA.jpg Spread the word! ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 17:40, 25 February 2015 (UTC)

How long...[edit source]

Did RAHB ban me and my IP address for? Not that I'm complaining or anything, I'm just wondering. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:02, 26 February 2015 (UTC)

Only RAHB knows for sure. I can only hazard a guess... Seven million years? Eight million? It's definitely a multiple of 1 million. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:31, 27 February 2015 (UTC)
Ill-Be-Back.jpg User:Matthlock/sig2 02:40, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

Lystrosaurus[edit source]

Does it have enough content so that I can remove the construction tag?-- (talk) 17:11, 2 April 2015 (UTC)

I'm sure you could write at least a bit more. And put some pics in maybe, that might just do it. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 19:59, 2 April 2015 (UTC)
i added more stuff,and i also have a good image for it[1]Sockpuppet of regisaurusjacobi (talk) 07:22, 3 April 2015 (UTC)
That image is indeed good. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 00:51, 5 April 2015 (UTC)

Ti di mi di mi di mi di loeh c'hi ai nn'i pref'ien Online Calculator Large[edit source]

This article is spam. I can't blank it thuh. Meh artikel yah spam hay! Bcbkye (talk) 05:10, 3 April 2015 (UTC)

Looks like Xamralco has beaten me too it but thanks for letting me know. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 00:51, 5 April 2015 (UTC)

Re:Welcome![edit source]

Rob Ford (talk) 20:40, 23 April 2015 (UTC)

My favourite part is how there are more admins than users! ShabiDOO 14:40, 4 August 2015 (UTC)

Hii[edit source]

Interested in helping for UBS? Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 08:20, 24 June 2015 (UTC)

I don't really get it I'm afraid but don't let that stop you. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:52, 24 June 2015 (UTC)

HMC2015[edit source]

No [Monkey] this year? ShabiDOO 16:39, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

I don't think I've ever taken part in any form of uncyclopedia competition in any way. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 16:44, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
2015 couldn't be a better year to start. ShabiDOO 17:36, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
I'm planning for a triumphant victory Happy Monkey 2019. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 08:09, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
Happy monkey actually has cancerAIDS, and he won't live that long. We'll have to call it the MemorialHappyMonkeyCompetition then. But are certainly welcome to the MemorialHappyMonkeyCompetition2019!!!!!!!! ShabiDOO 11:12, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
:( - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 12:17, 4 August 2015 (UTC)

UN:AA[edit source]

And I thought you weren't supposed to revert admins! No, but seriously, EMC hasn't had any edits since June 12 and, as the UN:AA page is basically for users who want to ask someone active for help, I think it's not very helpful to them to leave inactive people there.

Also, I've transported the rollback summary gadget here a while ago and it allows you to revert people with an explanation, so you don't have to start a separate conversation, like this one. Anton (talk) 17:33, 4 August 2015 (UTC)

Just add this thing to User:Banzaikitten/common.js.
importScript( "User:Anton199/customRollback.js" );

You are welcome. Anton (talk) 17:36, 4 August 2015 (UTC)

Hell, I am feeling so kind, I even did this for you (seeing you didn't have a common.js page... Up until now). If you don't like the way it looks or something, feel free to revert (no pun intended)! Anton (talk) 17:38, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
I'm fairly sure the reason banzaikitten reverted you was because there really wasn't any particular need in removing Hotadmin4u69 (former EMC) from the list. He is still strongly active and he runs uncyclopedia's facebook/twitter-pages which are updated often and he also runs uncyclopedia's store. While maybe not active in an editorial sense, he pulls all sorts of strings behind the site. Also UN:AA isn't something that really should be touched without other's permission I'm afraid, at least not in the way you did of removing users out of the list. Remember that this still is your second day being an admin anyway. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:00, 4 August, 2015 (UTC)
Thanks for explaining, but I didn't have anything against the revert. Just wanted explantion, which you now helpfully provided. Sorry if I edited something I wasn't supposed to, I think I saw others doing similar things in the past, but I might be wrong. Also, Cat, you don't seem to have that gadget either. Or a common.js page actually. Trust me, it's really helpful stuff. From the moment you acquire it, you won't be able to cope without it. By the way, who said it was just my second day? I have been an admin ever since the day my mother conceived me! Anton (talk) 19:35, 4 August 2015 (UTC)
I rarely use the rollback so thanks for the offer but I can live without it. I can still add caption on the undos and on the rare cases I use rollback it's often straight vandalism which doesn't need any additional explanation imo, thank you anyway Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:20, 5 August, 2015 (UTC)
Basically what Cat said. People do mess around with other people's stuff on that page sometimes, but it is usually a joke. There are other admins on that list that as far as I know do less than Hotadmin does but still remain. Most of the time someone would remove themselves or there would be at least be some sort of discussion as to whether to remove someone. Don't be afraid of IRC. I do agree that rollback could do with an explanation thingy. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 08:08, 5 August 2015 (UTC)

pls[edit source]

Block Colin for a while -he is vandalising user pages. (talk) 00:00, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

Ahem... Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 01:38, Friday 07 August 2015 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
Ok I banned him for 193 seconds - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 08:04, 7 August 2015 (UTC)

I still can't...[edit source]

...believe you've never heard of giants of 80s Prog Rock Marillion! And yet you claim to be British, sir. It just won't do...I'm beginning to question whether you are actually even a kitten. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Well I assure you that I am both British and a Kitten. When are we starting our own band- Mhaillion? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:12, 1 September 2015 (UTC)
We so should do that... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

blocked MargretGould381[edit source]

blocked infinite! user! (talk) 15:40, 22 September 2015 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure they were a spambot. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 16:59, 22 September 2015 (UTC)

Articles[edit source]

Yeah, sorry. I remember Wageslav was "no rule against it [sporking]", but I don't know for sure so I won't do it anymore.--EpicWinner (talk) 15:07, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

It's fine to do as long as you have the permission of the writer. I agree that those articles are crap and spike's are probably better but you need his permission. X - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:12, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

Reggae[edit source]

I won't fight with you over this, but the reason I got rid of the stuff was to move it into the main Bob Marley article (which IMO is in dire need of improvement).--EpicWinner (talk) 16:25, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

And I won't fight you over it either. We may have to discuss it though. There have been forums questioning the editting featured article rule, which I can't be bothered to find right now. It's just a rule that I am blindly enforcing and I don't really know why, I don't care that much I don't think the article is particularly good anyway so if you really really want to delete you might just get away with it... maybe. As for the content I don't see why it can't be in both articles. And typing this has made me realise someone has fucked with my sig... i like it - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 23:52, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

VFD[edit source]

Plz vote on Votes for Deletion to speed up the process!--EpicWinner (talk) 11:58, 7 January 2016 (UTC)

Niggers[edit source]

Can you unlock this article so I can make a few touch-ups?--EpicWinner (talk) 20:59, 18 January 2016 (UTC)

You Bastard[edit source]

You stole my banning, I'd gone to all the trouble of typing "Could I ask that you calm your tits, Chucklenuts, love the enthusism but listen to what people are saying to you...." as the reason for the ban and some bastard came along and banned him already. Now I've got a fully primed banhammer and nobody to ban.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Maybe you would like to remove the ban and reban him? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 17:49, 25 January 2016 (UTC)
Nope, gone off the boil now.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Delete page User:Jennyroster[edit source]

Support number spam. -- (talk) 15:39, 11 February 2016 (UTC)

It appears Mhaille beat me too it. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:45, 11 February 2016 (UTC)

Selena Gomez[edit source]

If you don't want it, move it to my userspace please. I'll work on it more. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 13:13, 21 February 2016 (UTC)

Ok, it's moved. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:26, 21 February 2016 (UTC)
Thank you. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 13:57, 21 February 2016 (UTC)

Remember when people used to be active at least once a year?[edit source]

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:24, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

Get Traditional Sour Cream Party Rainbow Classic Grey Black Xxxl Sandals[edit source]

You're right, it is a great title. I have started the article in my userspace. Collaborations welcome. Don't worry, this one isn't going on the other site - Spike dislikes anything unrealistic. (Unencyclopedic, I tell ya!) The average reader might not find it - except by going to recent changes, or recent articles, or, if we're lucky, featured or quasi-featured articles. But who cares, this one is for fun. I hope if it gets good enough, someone will create a good picture for the article. This might also go in the Why? space. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:44, 27 July 2016 (UTC)

Indeed, I know a great title when I see one, unfortunately I have no ideas how to flesh out said title with meaningful content. If I happen to think of something amusing upon perusing your ideas I'll add it. For the record I don't mind if articles go on both websites or just one or whatever, as long as people aren't being a dick about it. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:14, 27 July 2016 (UTC)

Vote, Please?[edit source]

Would that mean I'd have to read all the articles up for the reward? - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 20:16, 22 January 2018 (UTC)

Well, there's only 21, including 1 UnTunes which you don't really have to read. ~ Kakun · talk 20:21, 22 January 2018 (UTC)
Pick the ones with the nicest titles. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 20:58, 22 January 2018 (UTC)
Just pick one or two you liked, to add color to the page :) ~ Kakun · talk 13:56, 23 January 2018 (UTC)

WTH Banzai???[edit source]


Sorry - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 22:01, 16 March 2019 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:55, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021


Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
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Seasons Greetings!

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