User:Gergdown

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Gergdown

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Early Months

Yttrium • Operation Kalmar-Hevn • Nihonium • Samarium • Olonkinbyen • Terbium • Cerium • Jan Mayensfield • Murcia • Hel • Krakow • Montenegro • Greek Periodic Table of Elements • UnNews:NASA bamboozled as North Star disappears • Quantum superposition • Ytterbium • Hearts of Iron IV • F6 • F7 • 2019 North Korean parliamentary election • Base64 • Nintendo Switch 2 • Edit Farm

Where Shit Bussin'

Dissolution of the Soviet Union • Ultimate fate of the universe • Markov text generator • Zeitpyramide • Lawrencium • Pixelplace (I used to play this game, for your information.) • Limberwisk • Eternal Towers of Hell • A story that was built • Video essay

holy shit that's so many

UnNotPron

Here's a message: If you get to the Finale of UnNotPron, and show proof of beating it (via questions I will ask you), you will get nothing. Maybe a pathetic "thanks". And probably a "gerg approved" message.

Userboxes here

This user is Canadian …and mildly smug about it!

Commander of the Order

This user has escaped from Ojai.

This user has made it to Ketchikan.

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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(i kinda went on the /mazeend page on accident while looking at the subpages)

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This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

TA

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

(i kinda just started pressing buttons and somehow i got to the end)

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 months and 11 days.

Number of edits: 7,416

This user prides himself from wasting enough time editing here to become an extended confirmed user.

This user loves pi

This user believes that thare are only 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, & those who can't.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This user's IQ is over 2.

This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before his plans for world-domination are complete.

VFH?

This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.

VFH?

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user, Gergdown, is possibly a bit of a loser. Also they make UnGames and you should too!

All ye vandals, fear this user, for they are a knight that fights for the glory of the Empire!

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

This person has proven his intelligence by beating the hardest puzzle on Uncyclopedia, UnNotPron.

This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.

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en This user is a native speaker of English. en

ca N This user is a native speaker of Canadian. ca N

du N This user is a native speaker of Dumbass. du N

gee N This user is a native speaker of Geek. gee N

17 4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level. 17 4

us 4 This user speaks American English at a near-native level. us 4

gb 4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level. gb 4

il 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay. il 3

mor 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . . mor 3

css 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of .css. css 3

sc 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Scrabble. sc 2

fr 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français. fr 2

ns 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Newspeak. ns 2

uk 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Correct English. uk 2

ru 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский. ru 1

ht 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML. ht 1

sa 0 This user does not understand Sarcasm (or understands it with considerable difficulties). sa 0

da G This user does not speak Danish and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Danish speakers. da G

no context.

no context 2.

WHERE'D THE CONTEXT GO???

“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.”

~ Me