User:Theultimategergdown

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Oh, hey. Hi. Hello. Yes. Yeah. I just felt like, that on one day, I'd have a (kinda), actual, user page. I've been on this website for a while (which is one year in the modern era), but I've only decided to make articles in late November. Why? No idea, your guess is good as mine. I used to edit specifically on Uncyclopedia, but have decided to write articles on UnNews and UnVoyage, and maybe more in a year or two. I don't know, do you?

I do not care if you edit any of my articles (excluding my userpage obviously, and UnNotPron), but besides those examples, edit my articles as much as you want! I don't give a fuck... probably.

Check my sandbox, an ACTUAL userpage: here. Check my real sandbox, a sandbox: here.

proudest articles[edit | edit source]

Zeitpyramide: It's like ASBOWAAT, but with only me. Only me... and based on something from 1993. Hey, that rhymes!

Superposition: It's a pretty meh-ish stub, however, has a pretty cool gimmick.

Nintendo Switch 2: Pretty good article, bit short

Jan Mayen: Doesn't really count, though I did heavily expand it. Also pretty "meh".

Greek Periodic Table of the Elements: Pretty good.

UnGames:UnNotPron: Hell yeah!

of course, you can visit all of my page creations here.

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Here's a message: If you get to Level 15 of UnNotPron, and show proof of beating it (via questions I will ask you), you will get nothing. Maybe a pathetic "thanks". And probably a "gerg approved" message.

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Why do these exist? Why? If you fucking dare to put another userbox here, yeah, sure, I don't care.

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and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!
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Number of edits: 1,877
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This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before his plans for world-domination are complete.
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This user, Theultimategergdown, is possibly a bit of a loser. Also they make UnGames and you should too!
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LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.