User:Gergdown

THE HOUSE OF GERG

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present!"

— Unknown

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Number of edits: 16,883

This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for him us!

This user is a thumbsucker. This means that unlike you, he can access the content that was just too hot for Uncyclopedia.

This user has 5 featured articles on Uncyclopedia. What a way to waste their life.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 2 months and 21 days.

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This user uses RedWarn to try to fight vandalism.

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This user speaks .css at a near-native level.

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This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.

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Gergdown

— Uncyclopedian male —
That's me, right there. Fought in Vietnam. Legs broke, arms broke too. Body flew away.
Name	The Right Honourable Lord of Alberta, Gergdown, Who May Be Drunk
Nationality	The Texas of Chanada
Country	Canada
Time zone	-6
Height	Tiny
Weight	Yes
IQ	2
Edit count	16,883

Greetings! Welcome to my user-page. Make yourself comfortable here. It's cold, after all. My name is Gergdown. I'm a Rollbacker, Thumbsucker, and a CSS "expert". I take care of a lot of the templating stuff around here. Feel free to contact me at any time! I can help with all of your problems. If you're lucky, you can pest me to pee review your article, fix your broken template, and do a lot of other blow-jobs!

What Have I Done?

Well...

You can see all of my articles here.
You can see all of my templates... uh...here.
You can see all of my awards here.

...a lot of stuff, eh???

I'm a Thumbsucker, Rollbacker, and cool guy here. I can bring back articles from the dead, instantaneously remove a vandal's edits, and can basically do whatever the hell I want.

I adopt n00bs on Adopt-A-Noob, because my talk page is kinda lonely, and I want to teach people how to do stuff here! Seriously, there's a lot of stuff I didn't know how to do on my early Uncyclopedian days. I'm known for causing the optimization of Zana's templates, featuring the revamping, deletion, and listing of over 100 templates.

I started the THE REVOLUTION, an organization where we destroy the bureaucrats at the top and let the peasants rule the land. We also clean this website, fixing templates, pages, and more! You can join by adding {{Revolutionary Recruit}} to your user page.

I started The Daily News, a subsection of the UnSignpost that creates an issue every day... if we weren't lazy asses!

I made, one of, if not the most well-known minigame in Make it to Ketchikan (mostly due to its scale).

Am I cool?

You voted for "Yeah (said nobody)" on 29 January 2026 at 00:38. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Yeah (said nobody)

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Fuck off!

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Hell nah

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Maybe?

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On Tuesdays

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I want to revoke my vote

There were 12 votes since the poll was created on 05:05, 10 January 2026.

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Edits of Gergdown on Uncyclopedia
Total:	16,883
Article:	4,077
Talk:	100
User:	2,077
User talk:	923
Uncyclopedia:	1,045
Uncyclopedia talk:	32
File:	601
File talk:	31
Template:	1,624
Template talk:	54
Category:	188
Category talk:	7
Forum:	707
UnNews:	84
UnNews talk:	9
Why?:	4
UnGames:	2,653
UnGames talk:	130
UnBooks:	248
UnBooks talk:	7