User:Gergdown

THE HOUSE OF GERG

Number of edits: 16,255

This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for him us!

This user is a thumbsucker. This means that unlike you, he can access the content that was just too hot for Uncyclopedia.

This user has 4.5 featured articles on Uncyclopedia. What a way to waste their life.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 2 months and 1 day.

RW

This user uses RedWarn to try to fight vandalism.

RW

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This user speaks .css at a near-native level.

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This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.

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Gergdown

— Uncyclopedian male —
That's me, right there. Fought in Vietnam. Legs broke, arms broke too. Body flew away.
Name	The Right Honourable Lord of Alberta, Gergdown, Who May Be Drunk
Nationality	The Texas of Chanada
Country	Canada
Time zone	-6
Height	Tiny
Weight	Yes
IQ	2
Edit count	16,255

Greetings! Welcome to my user-page. Make yourself comfortable here. It's cold, after all. My name is Gergdown. I'm a Rollbacker, Thumbsucker, and a CSS "expert". I take care of a lot of the templating stuff around here. Feel free to contact me at any time! I can help with all of your problems. If you're lucky, you can pest me to pee review your article, fix your broken template, and do a lot of other blow-job-jobs!

What Have I Done?

Well...

You can see all of my articles here.
You can see all of my templates... uh...here.
You can see all of my awards here.

...a lot of stuff, eh???

I'm a Thumbsucker, Rollbacker, and cool guy here. I can bring back articles from the dead, instantaneously remove a vandal's edits, and can basically do whatever the hell I want.

I adopt n00bs on Adopt-A-Noob, because my talk page is kinda lonely, and I want to teach people how to do stuff here! Seriously, there's a lot of stuff I didn't know how to do on my early Uncyclopedian days. I'm known for causing the optimization of Zana's templates, featuring the revamping, deletion, and listing of over 100 templates.

I started the THE REVOLUTION, an organization where we destroy the bureaucrats at the top and let the peasants rule the land. We also clean this website, fixing templates, pages, and more! You can join by adding {{Revolutionary Recruit}} to your user page.

I started The Daily News, a subsection of the UnSignpost that creates an issue every day... if we weren't lazy asses!

I made, one of, if not the most well-known minigame in Make it to Ketchikan (mostly due to its scale).

Am I cool?

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Yeah (said nobody)

Fuck off!

Hell nah

Maybe?

On Tuesdays

There were 8 votes since the poll was created on 05:05, 10 January 2026.

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Edits of Gergdown on Uncyclopedia
Total:	16,255
Article:	3,955
Talk:	90
User:	3,137
User talk:	860
Uncyclopedia:	975
Uncyclopedia talk:	31
File:	581
File talk:	30
Template:	1,585
Template talk:	53
Category:	189
Category talk:	7
Forum:	664
UnNews:	84
UnNews talk:	9
Why?:	3
UnGames:	2,647
UnGames talk:	130
UnBooks:	236
UnBooks talk:	6