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Stanley

This is an article about a man named Stanley.

Stanley worked for a corporation in which he was the four-hundred and twenty-seventh employee in a big office building.

His job was repetitive, dull, and perhaps boring. He sat in his chair in his respective room in the office and followed orders from the computer, telling Stanley about what buttons he'd press, for how long, and in which order. He would do this, for every day, for every month, and for every year.

Despite how tedious this job seemed, Stanley would enjoy every moment of his job. Despite being a job, Stanley considered it a hobby.

And Stanley was happy.

But on one specific day, on a specific hour, Stanley was shocked to his inner core after every single one of his coworkers had suddenly disappeared.

The Second Canadian-American War

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“Every sixty seconds, an American is killed by a sentry gun in Winnipeg...”

~ Trump 2024 Campaign

The Second Canadian-American War (or, the War of 1812 2)
Part of Trump's wild ride
It's like 'nam, without the trees.
Date 2025-2027 Location Canada (duh), the United States (duh), Crimea, Alaska, Mexico, Cuba, Yakutia, and this lobster Result The end of the United States, and their bickering politicians... for now. A very big Mexico. They deserved it, y'know. California is set abla—wait, nevermind, that's normal. The reverse of the Boston Tea Party The Gulf of America has been changed back to the Gulf of Mexico, after Trump was involved in an edit war with the admins Territorial changes Canadian, Mexican, and Cuban partition of the United States Creation of Canadian provisional governments in New England, the Midwest, and the Second Midwest
Belligerents
Canada Mexico Vladimir Putin Cuba	The United States of America
Commanders and leaders
Bae Trudeau	The Big Bad Thump
Strength
~3 million in total Canada 570 thousand (2025) 800 thousand (2026) 1.2 million (2027) (Most Canadians who were enlisted were beavers.) Mexico 450 thousand (2025) 700 thousand (2026) 1.1 million (2027)	United States 2 million (2025) 2.3 million (2026) 2.6 million (2027)

The Second Canadian-American War, also known as the Second War of 1812, Oh God Trump's At It Again!, Teh Cannuck War, The Tariff War, and Trimmy's Water Gun Fight was the invasion of the Confederation of Cannuckia by the United States of America beginning on February 4th, 2025, during Trump's wild conquest of the world. Approximately three million soldiers was enlisted in total to fight in the war, with many American soldiers wearing MAGA hats, and many Canadian soldiers wearing beaver pelts. The Second Canadian-American War was a major escalation in American foreign policy, bringing several new countries to join on the Canadian side, mainly Mexico, mostly because they also got hit with tariffs.