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St. Albert, Alberta

St. Albert is a city in Alberta. Well, it might, our scientists are still debating if it's a part of Edmonton. It has the Sturgeon River in the centre of the city, although it's just a funky detachment from the North Saskatchewan River, asploding cartographers to this day. Originally, St. Albert was free from Edmonton conquest, but after the 1980 expansion act, Edmonton would be touching the border of St. Albert. Many people also confuse St. Albert as St. Alberts, but this is completely wrong.

Canada, eh?

HowTo:Make a featured article

Have you ever been on Uncyclopedia, go on the main page, skim the featured article, and think: "Oh my god... the templates are actually uniquely coloured, unlike Wikipedia!". But also, "I wanna be funny like this fucking loser!" Well, you're in the right place! Well, you probably knew you were in the right place, why else would've you clicked on this article? Perhaps you are simply bored, perhaps you are the all-seeing admins who watch your every move, perhaps you are Jimbo Wales beginning his plans of total domination over the entire universe.

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Article: Tacocat	Score: -3 tacocats
Nominated by:	<insert name here>
For: 1	For. my article is da best!!! <insert name here>
Against: 4	Against. I don't understand what's funny about this. CrazyGames 15:51, 12 March 2025 (UTC)  Against. @<insert name here>, what part of this is "feature-worthy"? Satan Himself 15:51, 12 March 2025 (UTC)  Against. Nah. JustASingleGuy 15:51, 12 March 2025 (UTC) Yuk. AAAAAAAA!!! AA:AA, A AAAAA AAAA (AAA)

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That's it. I'm going to talk to god.

YES!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

See also

• HowTo:Get Featured, a much funnier version of this article
• HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first, which is... something... like this...
• HowTo:Write a Bad Uncyclopedia Article, the opposite of this
• HowTo:Make an Article That Will Get Deleted, the REAL opposite of this
• HowTo:Get Banned, the TRUE opposite of this
• Opposite, Opposite

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