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Cossack Hetmanate[edit | edit source]
“Future kids are gonna learn some shit like the "Cossack-Kazakh Union." Wait... why does that rhyme so well?”
The Cossack Hetmanate was God's early access version of what would become Ukraine. And just like Ukraine, it would lose the Donbass to the Russians. Known as the Zaporozhian Host to Wikipedians, it was a country stranded between the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, the Russian Empire, the Ottomans, and the Swedish Empire. Overall, just imagine Polish hussars waving the Ukrainian flag. Even though they wouldn't wave the Ukrainian flag, as it would only be developed in the 1848 Patch: Springtime of the Nations.
St. Albert, Alberta[edit | edit source]
St. Albert is a city in Alberta. Well, it might, our scientists are still debating if it's a part of Edmonton. It has the Sturgeon River in the centre of the city, although it's just a funky detachment from the North Saskatchewan River, asploding cartographers to this day. Originally, St. Albert was free from Edmonton conquest, but after the 1980 expansion act, Edmonton would be touching the border of St. Albert. Many people also confuse St. Albert as St. Alberts, but this is completely wrong.
HowTo:Make a featured article[edit | edit source]
Have you ever been on Uncyclopedia, go on the main page, skim the featured article, and think: "Oh my god... the templates are actually uniquely coloured, unlike Wikipedia!". But also, "I wanna be funny like this fucking loser!" Well, you're in the right place! Well, you probably knew you were in the right place, why else would've you clicked on this article? Perhaps you are simply bored, perhaps you are the all-seeing admins who watch your every move, perhaps you are Jimbo Wales beginning his plans of total domination over the entire universe.
Featuring your article[edit | edit source]
Hopefully at this point, you can confidentially say that
Tacocat (history, logs) [edit | edit source]
| Article: Tacocat |
Score: -3 tacocats |
| Nominated by: | <insert name here> |
| For: 1 |
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| Against: 4 |
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For. my article is da best!!! 
Against. I don't understand what's funny about this. 
Yuk. ...[edit | edit source]
That's it. I'm going to talk to god.
YES!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
See also[edit | edit source]
- HowTo:Get Featured, a much funnier version of this article
- HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first, which is... something... like this...
- HowTo:Write a Bad Uncyclopedia Article, the opposite of this
- HowTo:Make an Article That Will Get Deleted, the REAL opposite of this
- HowTo:Get Banned, the TRUE opposite of this
- Opposite, Opposite
