UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/vancouver

ℂℍ𝔼ℂ𝕂ℙ𝕆𝕀ℕ𝕋!!
Your save code is 604778, which is two of Vancouver's area codes smashed together.^[1]

You enter Vancouver, and discover that it's a comparatively normal place for once. There are no grues, Olulas, sea monsters, dimensional rifts or anything like that in sight. But soon after, you see the drug piles of homeless hosers who can't pay a million dollars to walk. Among them, they always seem to point at you and call the cops, because you stick out like a sore thumb you naked fuck. Knowing this, you get one more goal ingrained in your head: make this place as Bat Fuck Insane as possible before getting the hell out.

How will you do this?

• Rob a bank
• Call Walter White from Vancouver
• Go south to Hollywood 2
• Get some help from your good old wizard friend Reboz
• Say "parakeet" exactly two hundred and forty-two times
• Get an abortion