UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Parakeet

You have alerted the parakeets. Whether they like you or not is still a mystery to this day!

You say parakeet exactly two hundred and forty-two times, being said gradually louder per word. This causes a massive uproar among Vancouverites, and after a minute or two, the police are called to your location. Y'know, John, it isn't a good idea to yell PARAKEET! As if you're a twelve year old invading Make it to Ketchikan. Should've been wiser with that one, man.

What do you do?

• Run away
• Submit to the police
• Summon a grue
• Call the US Military