Zeitpyramide

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The Zeitpyramide is a work of art being created one block every decade. In German, it translates to "Time Pyramid". However, I cannot simply add a word every decade, or else this page will be finished in the year 5000 AD.

Every day, at approximately whenever I feel like it (I'm in a MDT timezone, by the way.) a word will be placed down by the creator of this page. And only me. Only me. Only me... Images will be added, caption-less, however, captions will be added one word at a time. Templates count as a word, although are rarer than images.

In a way, this is a more privatized version of "A story built one word at a time". Without moccasins, or Luna. So in a way, this is way, way, more boring.

You can see the full version here.

If you think that the creator, Gergdown, had skipped a day and forgot to place a word down, slam him with a jimbo whale, or smack him with a trout. He'll be sure to add a word! Remember, only do it when it's been 3 days without words. However, he has an alarm every day at 5:00 PM, so it's unlikely this will happen.

Oh, and the background is only for the construction time. Immersion, y'know.

NOTICE: I plan to switch ownership of this project.

NOTICE 2: The current word is the 71st word, or the word on 05/02, for personal reasons.

The article is currently at its 71st word, out of the 500 words planned out. Thus, this page will be completed on July 6th, 2026, or 7/6/2026. You can see the article down below:

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The Zeitpyramide is a physical construction-based piece of art located in the microscopic town of Wemding, Bavaria, Germany. Honestly, I'd prefer burning Wemding, and replacing it with Greater Würzburg, because having a time-based project that's supposed to last for centuries in a town nobody knows is not a good idea. Actually, that'd improve tourism in that microscopic town, so it's not all bad.

Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.

Right, where