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Rules![edit | edit source]
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Story[edit | edit source]
There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist. Nothing of interest. There might be something going insane in Discord. That sentences John to pregnancy, so he murdered every single Linkin Park member that was ever pregnant in the history of America. However, nobody cares.
Part 2[edit | edit source]
John was gonna do your mom, but her pussycat vigorously twitched your dad's racist uvula. However, penguins got [[Tryptophan synthase]] and then they committed war crimes in your basement. Years after the vortex collapsed, the basement rotted and burned with a fat stench resembling that cheese your father vomited on Valentine's mother lions.
Part 4[edit | edit source]
Well played my fella, let's consume some Doritos™ nasally with a nose (duh) and suck some kitten through a pipe dripping mucus dripping piss from the ear and screaming Nickelback's Chinook version of "Baby" by Pippi Pappi. Then, Nickelback can put more sex into Cult Gangbanging. This will majorly impact my Pokémon collection of doom while his guitar gets fucked, Jimi Longstocking style.
How Jimi wears moccasins, is determined by his flamboyancy. Why? Because moccasins are swag as moccasins. Unfortunately, Jimi's father loves hentai, cocks, and femboys, and we both rape flowers. Barbie was loved by <insert name here>, according to Alula [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much], who spends time huffing puppies and lambs but that doesn’t register her for
moccasins.
Part of the epic failure[edit | edit source]
The moment I understood the weakness of my balls,
my
castration
commenceth.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GRUES!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE UNABLE TO OUTRUN THE GLUE!
YOU EAT YOURSELF. THAT TASTED LIKE SHIT.
“DEAD. YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD.”
go go eat cops fuckers
Part √-3[edit | edit source]
Your ass bounces on my pants, forcing me to flee boldly while you fuck up mummy. Ramesses watches your erection fade into dust. Disappointment will be DEADLY immeasurable because of your dysfunction of omega sex.
We decide who dies in this story: YOU!!!!!!!!!! or Shinzo Abe.
Wait… monkeys are rebelling! Grab your vermin to crush their plantations of mercury weed so they F̵̶̶̸̸̷̵̨̼̩̤̰͓̳̠͙̭̔̅̋̀̆̋̋̒̀̓̚L̶̴̵̸̵͓̖̙͖̲̱̮̓̒͛͒̒͝Ỳ̶̶̷̸̸̴̢̟͍̙̱͓̻̪̯̤́̓̈́̂̈̈́̏ͅ, away from <insert name here> eating ColonelKurtz's ass. This is what God fears the Uncyclopedia gaining presidency worldwide will do. He shoots L10nM4st3r in the neck. KABOOM!!! But he puked plutonium out of his eyeballs, causing everything to asplode into cocaine powder dust, and some Waluigis came in the cardboard box containing cyanide and sodium. Death shall prevail in Massachusetts, then the intolerance will sprout wings after Mario kills the Flash in new Gotham starring Keanu Thieves Spiderman SLAPPALLAPPA bananas like your dad did four prostitutes last hour. Sexual tension is between 5 fingers and 8 big cucumbers fingering his asshole.
Part Simpson[edit | edit source]
Stop posting misinformation about Biden’s testicles, they’re not small! In the end, they're stupid. Just stupid. AYY LMAO CARAMBA! Milhouse Van Houten is GAY! he fucked <insert name here> last night in his asshole. He is the gayest fatherfucker since gayness materialized into Springfield. Nobody cares. Except John. He’s mourning the loss of his virginity, and nothing matters to him except mpreg. This is war. NOW! Execute Order 985: All ponies become something gayer, such as pink fluffy femboys that are in my van. Wait... why? How? Where? What?
JOHN[edit | edit source]
The creature impregnated Knife Man. There’s monkeys in the walls!!! Holy hell!
CENA!!![edit | edit source]
Why has this happened? What is causing this chaos in Ojai at midnight? Is Ojai gone? Nope, but it blew my dad's dongs, sexual violence included in this story historically doesn't scare me, because fuck that. Go fuck.
JIMI Wales impregnated my pussy brutally. God save me. Before 1969 Jimbo ate spicy licorice which tasted juicy. Then he died of police flu, making Earth pure meth. I'm visiting John Cena's pet shop right now, and I got this knife! Now stabbing innocent OPOSSUMs has increased in Ojai and the orgasm disappears. Encyclopedia Dramatica kicks itself in the balls, which ROCK! Uncyclopedia hates John because he chews chess players how a chewing guy would chew on cocaine. By chewing sperm he chewed his tobacco into an empire, destroying every Wikipedia admin's computer instantaneously.
Look! Nothing!
Chapter π[edit | edit source]
Google "your mom" and you say, "Damn, i wish i didn't search rule 34 websites before seeing this". Google sues your mom for being gay, like, REALLY gay. Trust me, bitches get laid by showing them chloroform bottles filled with cum from your mom. That's saying bullshit is pregnant. Oh yeah, that's the sins of Satan Superstar. Satan has fucked multiple succubi and enjoyed sniffing all over their hair lines like cocaine. Mmmmmmmmmm, hair.
Jesus LOVES Ojai Valley Resorts. So much so that he stuck a dildo into your nose and cured cancer, because he’s magic OR NOTHING.
WOW![edit | edit source]
Willy Wonka can shit! That’s how I died. Remember the penguins at the chocolate factory? They pushed Mario, then jumped onto a pregnant Luigi in hell, also moccasins kill moccasins just because moccasins kill mocassins moccasinly because of fucking
moccasins.
Ojai made itself out of spite, where it penetrated its m̷̨̢͕̮̟̬̳̠̯̈̆̔̋ö̵͚̱̅̋́̾͆͂́̓̈́̕̕c̷̛̤̬͉͈͓̬̭̪͉͙̟͇̀̿͆͆͑̀͌̽͜ͅͅç̵̡̗̟̟̠̱̙̼͙̹̙̙̙͗͜ȁ̷͚͘ș̵̀̄̄̐ȉ̵̧̢̡͚̤̜̠̲͉͇̟̼̤͌̇̇̀̇̔̂͌͋̄̏͑͜͝ͅn̶͕͕͎̳̬̦̫̿̊̈́͊͗̎͝͝ͅs̵̛̘͎͉̹̟̰͖̹̣̘̱̬̳̥̅̿̃̓̉́̓̇̎͂̓̆͘̚͜ like a monkey sins. Monkeys sin sinfully because their parents are hippies and gay primates (you!) that edit Hikipedia. Perkele! The Finns are crazy humans! Truly groundbreaking!
Part Moccasins[edit | edit source]
Mukluks stole my kidney stones and ate my toenails. It destroyed my PC (Potato Central) by extreme flooding piss started vaporizing unto my urethra, DS (Donkey Style) asploded John’s brains like dynamite mucus with leather skin all the way until it succumbed to the power of Lord Sidious. John performed kung fu on the balls of the King Penguin harasser who killed me accidentally while huffing asbestos enthusiastically. Tom died of meta-irony, heroin, ugliness. This upset John ludicrously much because Tom was his homie. In Garfield's dimension, Odie licked Jon's moccasins, making the penguins mutate, which horrified your soul, filling it with drugs. Oh mo! I'm naked and vulnerable! Somebody kill me, pretty please. Anyways, here's the seals of approval. Bad boys, bad girls, whatcha pick?
Part-time murderers murdered <insert name here> only yesterday, but I believe spaceships bring illegal perc to your dad because he hates not being retarded. His rancid car got run down and exploded. This created toxic internet trolls, which founded the Internet Cyberbullying Union (ICU) before they hijacked your Discord account for no reason whatsoever. What the hell am I even rambling pointlessly about here? Why am I doing this? I don't want to do this anymore. Hire a different torturer than the moccasin of the storyteller who's writing this story derangedly insane dickfaces.
Part... uhhh... Jimbo Tails[edit | edit source]
Jimbo Tails put the moccasins in Wikipedia yesterday. Sonichu was zapping around to my mansion of Luigi's Ouija Board, asking Chris why he murdered President Bush while eating lasagna. Chris said that Garfield hypnotized his neighbor into omega stock photos picturing Big Moccasin Billy, the infamous murderer banana. BMB nuked North Macedonia and annihilated the greeks sadistically while doing your grandmother. I tried to lynch David during my sojourn in Greenland.
So it is time, motherfucker[edit | edit source]
Canadians fucking up Alaska once fucked the moose like Jon Arbuckle did last summer in Zanzibar, where Garfield became Gothfield and turned into Gorefield. He likes Phasmophobia, hence his lack of soul-sauce and ectoplasm juice in his stomach. The Rock smelt a gas stench coming inside of Gorefield's moccasin-shaped jaw line sucking ballz quite majestically sucking dick enthusiastically sucking dick. Wow!
Step Zero[edit | edit source]
Hey, guess what I finger touched was stinky today. Now BUTT SECKS prevails in North Korea, and Kim Jong Il will be inside your finger tonight. Oh my Allah! Luna has escaped the solitary Moccasinian prison, we need moar POWAH!!!! Scotland FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! GLORY TO KETCHIKAN!
When England invaded France last summer, the Vikings had overtaken my random pregnancy. Penguins fucked John's newborn fetus, committing several sins and then war crimes in your attic. John was farted on by the mothers of Willy Under Tail Brige, who exploded babies' heads with Justin Bieber's latest ear album which killed over 4 quattuorvigintillion Moccasinians and Sans Undertales.
Story of YOU[edit | edit source]
User:Willy on wheels died. PSYCHE! He's fucking alive, or you madafawka madafawking go die.
<insert name here> is GAY. he kisses ColonelKurtz, no one haves grammer goodses dawg or kats flogging the PB&J Peanut Butter Gamer oil with sauce and not Jam.
The reckoning shall explain macaroni bitch fucking lasagna or millions will boom
The long saga of Willy on wheels[edit | edit source]
The Zorg-Zorg ate Zork and ate your doggy ass. Idiot! weezer pooped out a dog.
The short saga of no one[edit | edit source]
The chinatown massacre ended when HE died of Malaria like what the m o c c a s i n s moccasinly moccasinned your MOCCASIN in Ketchikan and BALLS
STOP!!!!
No
Son
Ok.
Wait...
The
moccasins
shrunk
massively
moccasins.
MOCCASIN[edit | edit source]
Sex Ed[edit | edit source]
Frick. Fuck. Your story. It sucks! Write more
So blood was dripping from my feet slowly and boiling in November rain dramatically while Freddie ate mac'n'cheese while high on boobies and penises and geese pussy for Sparta! THIS IS SPARTA!!!
“Actually, I brap out turbo-moccasins constantly.”
"Better late to reign over in McDonald's than Wikipedia's controversial Reddit scheme articles," yelled Leonidas, Stupidtown. "Retard King o' Oregon Faggot Reagan" bamboozled Nixon aboot the S.S. and Adolf Eichmann killed whores with the Retard StickTM. Unfortunately, my Sharona suicided like Boeing 9/11. Whistleblowers banged your mother after Lord Sauron burned Rings like biscuits. Gollum died. The moccasins killed Harry Styles Potter Truman style. Fawk (Air Ballin' Michael Cheesum Pizza) acronyms. Yeah, right. "Liars gonna lie tonight!", said Knife Girl excitedly.
“FUCKING is AWESOME.”
What the ass?
Detention[edit | edit source]
Jonas died. Gahr was trunalimunumapzure and Støre ate ass. That's obscene! And possibly gay too. Good always loses. Sad. John cried because torture hurts. Penguins committing butthurt crimes? Basements shark ate kids and IKEA butthurt CEO’s manga ligma anime was GORL ARSE and cuckwheels Willy's. Fuck men, that's fucking gay! Except vaginas, if lesbians like women they're straight gay. Or is it? *Vsauce music*
You just birthed a baby! Congarfulations! Oh my God, it's fuckhats! Kill the anal Garfield! Gothfield! 👑Møqásÿn👑 is DEAD! (Just like Jonas!) Jon revived Margaret Simpson so they could fuck STDs and shit. Richard Watterson Wagner hates hamsters because they eat Beans and Mexicans then he didst some hateth 
among us peasants brutally. What happened here? Reddit users happened. Shit, is George Harrison gonna play the Trumpet in Rick Astley's Anus again? He's super Odyssey-pilled and Iliad-cel. I have cancer patients waiting for your cure. Now die! AAAAAAAAA! Stanley Kubrick Parables: "What dafuq?" Edition is greatest gayness! Fentanyl overdose!!!!!
Suddenly, tentacles![edit | edit source]
Hentai or octopus gone SEXUAL! *COPS SUCK OFF THE DVD TAPES AFRICAN WILDCATS HAZBIN OVERLOOK MOCCASINS! Gnostics are girls! LIES NEVER EXISTED.
“Penis”
Who is John Bean? I don't know. Well, anyway, here's Mr. Beast! MrBreast? No. It's Niko Breast! And your credit card rapes itself like Bitch please, why tf? Ramesses is alive, I can't trust myself not screwing around and finding horrors beyond Azathoth's hellish accent. All they do is McDonald's hot chips dipped in napalm sauce.
Støre shøpping McDønald's Whøøppers møccasinly ørgasmed øver Jønas Brøthers. ØMG! Møqásÿn mørdered everyøne øn Scøtland instøntly! Pølice wøn’t cønsider støpping anyøne whø ørders øatmeal øut øf cømputers' mødems ørcas. Øperation de-ø døesn't gø tø plæn ænd thæ præsident diæd. Thæ æ's ære overwhælming Encyclopædia Bræwn.
I cæn’t støp! Plæåse sømæønæ hælp mæ wræit nørmæl støff ægæin. HÆLP!!!!!
Nøbødy cåræs ænøugh tø såvæ mæ…
Suddenly, moccasins. (Not tentacles again) These noes really antagonise Luna, freed from her Encyclopædia Metallica prison. Now, despite legal action against the Party, Luna is GAY! Shock? Not is Baba. Baba is You. Oh are you gay? Surely YES! I had some bisexual sex thoughts with Jon until died the Shark Penile jokes. MOGcasins
HAHA, Egypt is corrupt, Penis grows.
Ethiopian Nonsense[edit | edit source]
Bantu angers Madagascar. "Hoheyho!" said King Kong to Obama. How stupid is my dog? Incredibly. Now, die.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eritrea is
underwater
Sitka
Obama's last transgender shitpost is even better than Avicii's testicular torsion or Drake's satanic alter ego. Drake didn't live sexually attracted to presidents, but Allah Ackbar smote smoked salmon.
Alabama isn't real! But Québec SUCKS BALLS! This are grammar of GRRRRREAT SCOTLAAAAND!!!!! Bow before the moccasins' King, also known as Great Lord "Ganesha Wilde" Móckasiin, also also known Mario Mussolini Berlusconi Pepperoni Murderer
öř
ẏöūř
ẘöřşŧ
No.
Anchorage SUCKS!!!! Fairbanks
It (2017) lacks mindless OPOSSUM entertainment practices, therefore <insert name here>'s mustache disappeared and Genghis salmonella killed Greencat Quark with penis power! Now fuck my pages with Pennywise's dick disemboweled and a Jew. Unexpectedly, Moses broke your computer with hypermatrix water because he's black. Luna appeared drunk and died metaphorically, reincarnating instantly as a big moccasin.
Hitler died smoking smokes with beer drinkers. Niggas nigging Somalia and Uranus. "<-- WTF?" said Oscar Rabbit.
Weezer Horses[edit | edit source]
What's Osama? I don't know! Nobody knows! And Osama doesn't care!
Kenyan resident William Shakespeare employed your moccasins to moccasin your mother's moccasin.
Cambodian Prime Optimus blasted rainbows pellets against Møqasÿn. Hillbillies started pissing over your bed. Kentucky is flooding the Mexican state police headquarters with penguins committing war crimes in overalls. Your Siberian basement asploded into non-existence as badass methlab. UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69 fucked men in their buttholes. In Middle Earth, Vietnamese criminals died. Flying napalm-powered Hueys Longs John into obscure urologists. Moccasins
Sultan Hungryface[edit | edit source]
Ottoman moccasins Nihilism sucks!Fuck!Where!Why!My!Life!Is!Orgasmic!Hell!
Turkiye tastes alright. Istanbul bombs Greece; Aristotle gets mad and shoots Darth Sauron in Uranus. Absurdism has striked Moohammed and Jebus in their moccasins; evil space murdered prostitutes' pimps.
Mexican; that's spicy menthol frijoles for Juan Carlos. "Cocaine sucks!" said <insert name here>. Dinosaurs roamed Fellatio suckers Land into airplanes...
Suddenly, sex! Oh yeah! Please fuck donkeys. Wait... imams don't like donkeys. "Fuck me, donkey!", Shrek said. Abdul Farquaad wanted donkey's buttocks, just for dinner. Chimpanzees climb donkey's buttocks and fall over into manure. Oh, Canada sucks donkey's asshole. Donkeys don't like this and deletes Trudeau's ASBOWAAT for cunts’ sake.
Donkey Horse racing rules! Unlike adding "donkey" nihilism.
Ass Stallion nooooooooooo!! You've added too many mocassins now, and Türkiye will explode. It's Banana Butter Jelly Time! Yummy. The Apocalypse shalt FUUUUUUUUUU CK my DONKEY! ASS!
Thailand exists. Not kidding! Thai Pussy tastes cat-like. Hairy monkey climbs with his pants. The Arab Autumn Summers vacation.
"ℳ○₡₡₳s¡₦$!" said Móckasiin.
Casino[edit | edit source]
"Casiyes?" asked Lilly. Arab Muslims snorted Jihad ishly. Meth Math appeared suddenly!!!!!! Wawa!!! I'm stoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My moccasins dissapeared! This is a tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick, shoot Arabs!!!!!!!!!! Don't ejaculate please. Ramesses didn't belie. Taliban politicians argued in voice of Eminem's Godzilla eyeball. Fried bananas taste vomit-like! Wisconsin cheese nuts! "Is Amish Paradise "Weird Al" Yankovic's greatest faggot isn't a Whorse," said Winkler. Luna appeared, bringing a Guy with estrogen milk anally. She likes big women and Gothfield too!
BULLSHIT TASTES LIKE GRASS.
Saddam eats pork tofu. BDSM lovers smoked salmon. Hitler dies.
good.
Frogs turning GAY is gay.
Luna smoked idiots.
Go eat shit fuckers. Fisher Price conquered Knife Girl, smoked salmon and heroin, fought, and murdered Oscar Smokes. Sauron watches hot magma moms. Hitler Jew, a.k.a. Oxymoron incorporated Oxy morons with methamphetamine (Breaking Thai wan). Uranus got populated. Revionist donkeys revolted against antidisestablishmentarianism, causing antiantidisestablishmentarianism to rise against antiantiantidisestablishmentarianism, because Biden antiantiantiantidisestablished the immigration antiantiantiantiantidisestablishmentarianists. Shrek antiantiantiantiantiantidisestablished Hitler's antiantiantiantiantiantiantidisestablishmentarianism fucking antiantiantiantiantiantiantiantidisestablishmentariansts
bastards
Stopgaps please
! NO
Antinatalism sucks.
Part Donkey[edit | edit source]
"Fuck Hitler" - Jewry
"Guy Fox" - Hitler's Mom
"Shit eat, Stephen! It's urologists' best advice!"
King Babur died gayly. Would pedophiles burn up in the panties? No, Nerds candy in Uranus asses
202.92.132.251 registered their ass.[edit | edit source]
"STOP!" "HAMMERTIME!"
SAURON died. Unable to AZATHOTH.
Israel, Palestine, Qatar, 202.92.132.251, Hitler, 4.252.99.182. These things die TODAY! Especially 202.92.132.251! Fuck 202.92.132.251!
GASTON, the GREATEST CHEF, Jacques Noir's deadliest REF, somethin' moccasined all DEAF, rappin' (slur) murdered EFF, nuthin' wrong EGGS can D I E. T H I S sux! Marilyn Manson wore ass-kicking pants, combined with leather moccasins he bought In Ojai, which Ojais my Dave panties. João napalmed portuguese king Bilbo Wames, retaliated dictator and Penis-man got napalmed and pwned. Deuces!
Part 6: Lilly!!![edit | edit source]
Lesbians kissing fellow is Lilly’s kink. That's gay!!!!!!!!! Støre shøpping in Nørway is gåy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonas Arbucklas Garfieldas. Møqasÿn died. (Major League Football). Luna diedn't, Gothfield blew up Lilly for no tits or GTFO!!!!! Lilly kissed Jon 'Sauron' Bannhammer, who died. Sad. I bang your estimate of how long to die. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO died. MOCCASINS. Holy shit, it's raining moccasins WOW... Gyatt. Oh Penis-man, Dickhead, die lesbianically. I am retarded. That was a disappointing sentence.
Years later, gayness died... NOT! Gayness rised from Rome's deathbed, killed Caesar mercilessly, like Trump almost got arrows in between his anus cheeks, killing him earward. Good=stræight (NOT!) LIE HOMOPHIBICALLY. YES! Ghoti your GOTY goatse. 10: Burger King Now, our foot stinks with lettuce and moccasins.
Flying hamsters bought aeroplanes and learned about tailwheels, and discovered Jimbo Whales flew Boeing 737-900s that crashed because Cessna won't compete. 99942 Apophis.
“Filial Piety's VFH nominations are Shit!”
“You're wroinght!”
GREATEST SCOTLAND 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREED (Assassins’ CREED) assassinated NEED the FEED my SEED to PEED for REEDS riding WEEDS with BEES and TREES milking SHEEPS CHEAP STEEDS TEES PLEASE PEE ON my KNEE N O W.
No
Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase 🥺
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
:3
Really?
yes :3
Yippeeeeeeee
the insignificance of humans wearing clothes[edit | edit source]
Religion. Non-religion. Half-religion. Half-Life 3 won’t release; 2/3-religion will do. Sadly, religion died because of Dostoevsky. Nietzsche proclaimed "God smokes LSD and dies of Tolstoy Disease"; everyone called the nihilism to insanity train, CHOO CHOO! This train will crash into my vagina 9:00-PM tomorrow. Jimi Hendrix died. Or cares about marijuana. Who's Mary Anna? It's Jimi's favorite Uncyclopedia user, of Colombian descent. Her forbidden nature attracts artists to indulge in addictive substances prone to produce rule and mule for r/196. Uhhhhhhhhhhh this word doesn't exist. How doesn't it exist? That's a great question. Sadly, we're not going to ever invent an rule 34 subreddit because Donald Trump got shot at by Jacques. Jacques Noir then stole Trump's presidential moccasins. FBI stole
Well, that just crazy. The forbidden rule says that <insert name here> is GAY! But Greencat Quark is also extremely gay!!!!!!!!! Everyone, go eat grues! They murder Zork. And you've been eaten by a
moccasin.
Lol, what did the grue die to? Nothing! Let's make out like we are dating. Please kiss me. Okay. *kissing* *smooch* That was so great, let's kiss again! *more kissing*
Jacques wore jeans and moccasins to Moccasinia and Ojai, where the OPOSSUMs live and fight the Aracuans, because communists have gay thoughs constantly. Their revolution shall be homoerotic and phallic, vaporizing heterosexuality over and over again, only leaving a brisket to Bridget of towns full of gay women KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i woke up next morning and guess what I did: YOUR GENDER! huh? That's right, i changed your gender. Are you fine with it?
NO.
Too
much
GENDERFLUID!!!!!
wat? There's penises everywhere!!! Even in DaniPine’s userpage!
The penises got sentient and attacked Gilgamesh with Enkidu semen. Animalistic tendencies caused furries to rise against capitalism and uncyclopedia, turning users into antropomorphic catgirls. Nyaa~
OwO :3
meow mrrp nya!!! >:3[edit | edit source]
Oh my catness, the catgirls have breached containment! Call 911! Please! This is SPARTA! No, this is ATHENS! Wrong, this is Catgirl Utopia! Correct, this is catgirls' story now! :3 Catgirls are taking my balls and removing my penis with a stupid moccasin, cum. After vasectomy annihilated some sperms i went insane in a cattery cage, transforming wikiFeet into wikiHands wikiPaws :3
Yes, let's kiss, meow! :3 After all, catgirls are cute and kissable! :3
After kissing, the catgirls murder micepeople, because moccasins. But eating micepeople is sickening. Anyways, catgirls. Yep, catgirls. Also catboys exist too, and they're gay too!
Moccasins
Yes, moccasins. They're gay and kissing like catgirls in heat would make pottery Harry ashamed to exist, but Harry became dead because moccasins. Also catgirls. Yeah, lesbian catgirls kissing. And gay. The gayest gay that EVER gay'd. KILL ULTRAKILL SUPERKILL GAY CHICKS KISSING
BULLSHIT
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"DIE!" - Homer Simspon, POET FROM GREECE SPRINGFIELD, OREGON ARABIA wtf IS love, Lawrence? I, Robot. Moccasins. of. Jimi titties. Hendrix no. 9 played Earney Holly. NOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOoooooooOOOoooOOOOoooOO!!!!!!!! Whyyyyyy nott? Because I weezed out Buddy Holly died.
Oh, its about step-moms
MILF milk[edit | edit source]
Stacy's MILFS have huge bahoonkers, like your mom stepsister had asstism. Luna died. Sike! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyYYyyyyyyyy
Because it fucks stepmoms somehow. Hot MILFS rare. Among Us gay sex BAD APPLE anime played BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS on ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This nice moccasin died at the Vanity Policies Institution. John died. Metaphorically, of course. Death (band) by Dead or Pelle of Ohlin what? Jim Carrey Morrison these thirst moccasins WHY
BECAUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...anyway, catgirls. Yes, actually catgirls. sucks to exist, i, amirite? nope, because HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
A catgirl is retarded cute retarded CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :3 they meow and hug, lesbin Goth Garfield even kissed passionately died. Jon Arbuckle saw Gothfield and quickly called "BULLSHIT CENTRAL" 9:00 minutes CST! "But Jon hot!" -Gothfield's crush, Jon "THOT" Arbuckle NAPALM backfired on my catgirl ASBOWAAT died
Death of Hot Story Mums[edit | edit source]
BRITISH CATBOYS FELLATE VIOLENTLY WHILE WATCHING GAY PORN MASTURBATING calmly kissing each other is GAY! Good for them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO heterosexuality die.
Dave Strider melted time and traveled across time-space, died only to John Lennon Art that wrote Yoko Ono for your torture chamber located in Ojai, Greater Ojai, ruled by OPOSSUM The OPOSSUM?! You toggaf! ...what? who? stepdaughters, not stepsisters, disappeared from this lo! Poseidon, King of the Air and Space, came pissing off Zeus Catgirl Jr., queen of the Paws, who summoned furries and catgirls to fight Poseidon, King of the Autism Sea. Odysseus the Jew travelled to OPOSSUM's stepsisters' nowhere bathroom. Among the peasants that penis, the non-peasants penis the phoenix ate stories hentai horses (MLP) and horrifying figurines stalking porn with cockroaches having dicksucking factories contests. Cum shooting Python
Jews vs. Kanye[edit | edit source]
Jews are cooking food.
DIE
NO!!!! NOW I die. Anyway, let's die of apoptosis, my wife's hairy arse said. Awesome! Swag! Actually, not swag at school‽ Kanye =
Idiot Money is evil sex (straight Jew sex) against good sex (gay sex) moccasinification begins. Jew lery dis tinguished moc a sins wear ing fee bas bee me. Leptospirosic cholera spread through buttsecks 'n' more buttsecks. Luna suddenly kissed Valerie because lesbianism comedy? fuk uoka who? Your Sister! She orgasmed, causing death on snu-snu man, Jewish bros Mario Italian Racism caused World Economic Collapse. Klaus killed Christmas while Jon Arbuckle fucked Gothfield in her nostrils and Jerma985 tortured your ugly face for fun and profit. Twitch streamer Hasan has "reacted" to this torture by laughing at the moccasins stained dress of himself that he forced me underneath my dudes. Mr. Idiot, lord Lawrence wHY?
Holy hell mann's Team moccasins DIED! Møqàsýn died (again). Good heavens, there's Poughkeepsie and Cornflakes and Bourgeoisie (pronounced Bitch). Luigi
Whomp Whomp[edit | edit source]
Ermey Foo's moccasins dissed some homies, Weezer-esquely singing KILL! Buddy, KILL! Holly KILL! stop. Ooh-whee-ooh you look just Buddy Holly, oh-oh and
M o C a S s I n S
tyler Lawrence. Known Mormons John Kurtz and Luna went DIE no. DIe no. V O I D moccasins. lo.
stepmoms die tonight no bitches? False. Lots of bitches here with gay catgirls, NOES YEES MoCaSsiN
MOCCASINS.
Kitten=Huffing penises=stupid Squaw Deez=Uncyclopedia’s anus
WHYYYYY?
idk 🤷
And everyone is DEAD!!!!!!! Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can't kiss testicles anymore! Such
These are some BIG moccasins. Click "show" to see
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cannot be real butthurt when your moccasins are big as shit, shithead, head.COPE violations bullhist chimpanzee throws poop at JK Rowling for being English.
Jew. Kanyes' statements on anti-semitism bad egood-bye diary.
Oh, the Great moccasin of Ojai[edit | edit source]
OPOSSUM Muokahsiin has taken over Ojai once more and renamed England into Dumbland because English dudes suck ballsacks. But Ireland fucked the English over Saturn and Jupiter's shrines, pigs (police MEGALOCCASIN bastards) remove fun Black Cock circumcision laws. moccasins. Alula (Olula?) banned the Aracuan for spamming "SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN" in block from communist blocs and eating moccasins like crazy cattle cows disease. Gorky jEW iSH holidays bad. Fook the police. women fear liberal party action, New Speak doubleplusgood ojaioan regime of communism and evil moons crashing into stupd tpyos. Wolverhampton said "TURDS LICKERS LICK MEGATURDS FROM VOID ENGLAND CAPITALISTS ARE DIARRHEA". Wow, Walbro is incredibly gay for men (commies, not capitalist pigs). That's Russian! Do you ever remember muffins? It's God! Sorry, God's dead; Nietzche killed Richard Nixon with a
M O CCASI N S . Good.
Running a marathon will make my body crave energy drinks and Bread Bread Pizza with pineapple, ham, pineapple, pepperoni, moccasins, pineapple, etc. Italians eat heavenly shit. Goodness gracious, there's piss everywhere! Who cares‽ Clearly not Doctor Piss, inventor of Moccaspin! No, piss is what Jimi Hendrix .............. Futurama requested Jimi's guitar for nefarious actions against
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Holy moly! Those moccasins are getting quite big! Let's hope they don't explode-
Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuckery---Shit. My fucking story got fucked by Dani Pine Three. Self-fellating bearers autofellate, bearing dicks, owned by Big Pun, also known as MoC-AsSiN-lord of Moccasinia's big Moccasin Billy, lord of the bigger STOP! PENISMAN phoque. Now, die yourself. No, I would N O T Die why? because I'm SUEPAHT GHEY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! NOT!
[[file:Lawrence]] [[Sucks]] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- What FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- NGUS penis goes hard[1]ASS. Ref SILMARILLION book called Theseus Odysseus your moccasins Amadeus mozart made me pregnant with the gaze of his Metal Gear Solid V Urizen Anus.
D I E (Diet)
Also monitoring the libtards Conservapediïshly conservalibertarialiberatard. There better be monkeys doing funny things, like eating geometric dashes and saying hanguk-teol exist in metaphysical subjective moccasins that hanguk-teol your brother had wrongthink thoughts about trans while Jansport steals hot twinks anime twinks silmarillion moccasins twinks
True Canaan twinks
mocassins? moccatwinks. best thing in this entire story since John and OPOSSUM died. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!1!!1! Why? Because
mocassins
After the Great Gay Renaissance, we shall mocassins the war of 1848 & Die.[edit | edit source]
fags facefuck me raw. in Moccasinia, nobody can jump high or die of fall damage. Earthside, the world will moccasinify completely, preventing everything from being erased by hanguk-teol(s) like stepmoms, PantherZX0815 Feliner05, stepsisters, stepstools, Fenris2010, Fenris2011, Fenris2012, FrenrisMOCASSINS, OPOSSUM, FenrisOPOSSUM, OPOSSUMfenris, OPsquawSSOM, banks, Lawrence, kit(k)e, Pyongyang. Isildur, having sex, died. Then
“POOOOOOP!”
why????????? Because. H... bomb! Bombcassins! Die!
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Why?:Fuck yourself Because! Masturbation's fun/! Yes, it causes pleasure, just by writing erotic smut fanfictions, such as A story built one sentence at a time built two words at a moccasin built in my backyard from, uhhh... catgirls :3 and
Catgirls having destroyed the root of <insert name here> destroying ColonelKurtz's PENIS-sucking watermelon[edit | edit source]
What
yummy!
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>:( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :p( >:] >:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):<
Motherfuckassins! Conservalibertarialiberafascistcassins. I die. We die. You die. IWETHEY die. Die. Everyone M O C A S S I N while Troy. What? N I S S A C O M. Okay, sure. Don’t nissacom. Only moccasins absalom(?)allizdog. Penis. vagina. Insert. Moose Geese attacked Meese Jew eats Moose eats Judaism! Holy eats! Squaw Dee Deer loves to eat raw turkey (country) and meatballs. He will perish by consuming
Jews. SHADDAP! AZATHOTH, reborn, died. Møqasÿn genocides, dying lesbians. ALICE! died. LUNA! died. VALERIE! lives. Yaaaaay! Finally, someone spared from ColonelKurtz vandalism! Let's reset the paragraph once, then! Commencing paragraph 937458734573894757834753984578375932874598374...
You became died. (Dead). GAME fucknugget MOCCASINS are OVER. Holy maccaroni! Wolverhampton resurrected! Italy cheered really euphoricly loudly upon this mistake. Aracuans did your mum's stepdaughter's grandma's lesbian daughter's shithole. Then fell the chandelier Deutoronomy on Jimmy Neutron Star Butterfly Effect Domino pizza. Five hundred cigarettes. What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bird?! I'll fucking throw fifty states from America's South like Argentina threw away economic TSE. Well, look at all this messy sauce! What the hell? I... accidentally transitioned into aMOCASSIN Notagain.
Part Stepmom[edit | edit source]
Dude, what? No, no? No. Never. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nope. Negative. Yee. Suddenly, lesbians vigorously kissed until they un-existed. Kind of gay, ngl. Just let Juanita die. I won't! Sorry, but you’re unable to cum until Harry Potter wands Hagwarts and some bitches into dying. Then you asploded and lolol xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxa KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-
Suddenly, kittens!
CHEESEFUCKERS!!!!![edit | edit source]
Cheesefuckers. Cheesefuckers? Cheesefuckers fucking cheese fuckably. Fuck cheeselovers, love fuckcheesers. Cheesefucking on cheesy fuckers fuck fucking cheese cheezy style. Bad cheesefuckers caused lactose tolerant intolerants to get some fuck 將銘文. What the moccasins? This will surely affect the trout population, right? WRONG! The trout drought because overfishing killed Bass population s which, when, where applicable.
But wait! None of my moccasins remain! Who stole my moccasins? I'll myurder whoever MoCaSsInS un-shoe-ated lulz why did the fuknuggetlulz steal my lulz? Because 4chan happened unfortunately so there lulz keks.
Lulz[edit | edit source]
EVIL moccasins. They are antilulz! Henceforth, they must butthur be praising Reddit exterminators. Colonel Sanders Kurtz dies from [[Tryptophan synthase]] like penguins commit butthurt crimes in C H I N A, also buttsex. Whar thw heel happn'd? Nothng. Nwo theeng hpnpade. Also catgirls. Definitely catgirls. Absolutely catgirls. And also catgirls. Guess what? Catgirls, obviously. Surprisingly, lulz
Kikes Yikes![edit | edit source]
What ?Jew cares? WOW! HUMOR! LAUGHTER! TOP! MOCCASINS! SELF-REFERENCE! Hell yeah! Google "en passant". Holy hell! New response just jewing magical rabbis. Rabbits? RABBITS!! RABBITS.
I ran to get moccasins from Iraq, meeting some terrorists. But they wore fashionable moccasins to the Mecca Sins as a sign of good faith in Moccasinian Islamic faith... or Jihad.
Not yet, mom, I'm playing moccasin-crust! And you're dead. How?[edit | edit source]
Cows! Mad, mad cow disease. <insert name here> deceased because of Get This: [[BIG SHOT]] Now’s your HAWK to Raven a TUAH! Don't brainrot here, IPs. From now on, you’re banned. Blocked. Ousted from the world.
Redwarn better! Incorrect,Ultraviolet burns vandalism, and moccasins burn. Noooo! YOU BURNT YOURSELF, moccasins!! IT HURTS!! SOLAR FLARE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Let's fogeddaboudit. Actually, don't! Let's have gay sex!
Gay sex[edit | edit source]
Ahhh... OOH~NO! IT'S ALL BUTTSECKS!!! And GAY!!!!1!1!! Good. Great. Perfection. Excellence. Quite the exquisite taste. EXTREMELY AWESOME GAY SEX WITH HETEROSEXUALIST-DENIERS FROM LESBIANLAND
“(WHO?)”
me! YOU. Men. Me. Bed. NOW. PLAP THAT ASS! YES! *moan* *groan* get in the van! no! Rappé doesn't taste good, but frappé doesn't either. None of my gayness has enough relevance... until tomorrow, when I shall return gayer than Elton John ever has been, and i will eat ass right now, and nobody else will live....................................... except my gay lover named Sans Undertale Flartington.
November Buttfucks[edit | edit source]
Today we celebrate buttfuck day because died heterosexuality dyed hair dried wet into spaceships. Jacques Blanc fucked himself, pleasuring Alula, Crocotta1’s sister. WHAT? FFUFUFUFCKINGFUCKINGFUCC Cobson. go poop eat shit fuckers IP=123.456.789 - ERROR: INTELLIGENCE TOO SMALL COMPARED TO GOATSEMAN DYING. No ASBOWAAT shall AZATHOTH destroy unless He goatses on the MOCASSINS 'til iojsfjsjdfijsfijsaoijdfijsdijfs. WHAT!?!?!? y76uhhyyhjuy7hjyujnhmuhjnuyyh67u777uujuu, shenhhybhyuj onnhjuhhy7uh myjhrjhenfiuefuiefrnfwojfnouwfjiwnfienwrqf til fbhygtrsbhfrhknufnhjufhjbkfhjbkfdbhjmgtrdnhjgtrd Skibidi Dop-dop BRAINROT! Yes! Absolute NO! Now isn't the story! It is! Maybe… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy YES nhnhhhjunyhjuny7hy7uhjunyhjuny7 Soyjaks are keyed. mothafuck=ColonelKurtz. Goatse=ew. True... based, i concord. Let's kiss! Yes! Passionately! Like lesbians! Who love kissing gayly. Anyway, catgirls. True... based, retarded craze. GOATSE.
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Goatse SUCKS! Nasterpiece[edit | edit source]
Aur thor naur. Goatsepocalypse didn't happen. In 1863, 1863. In 1684, 1781. In Stomachland your food controlled a anusmind. Take me, Goatse, die! heaven! hell! jffjfjfjfjfjfjf!
- ↑ stepmom returns! HOLY