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Willy on wheels!

Member of the Order

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

fr-0 This user does not understand Français (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fr-0

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N

uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one). uk-F

es-P This fucker speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. es-P

17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level. 17-4

pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu. pika-1

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

I am teh Willy on Wheels! I enjoy fine dining and long walks on the beach, but most of all I enjoy vandalizing Wikipedia on wheels. I am currently unemployed.

Random bit of wisdom on Wheels!:

Cow who eat cheese with spoon think it tastes like tape on wheels.

teh sandboks

Articles On Wheels!

Snowmen

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Honduras

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Re-writes On Wheels!

Internet police

The Willypedia Foundation On Wheels!

Our goal this year is $69,420.69 on wheels! Donate now! No need to worry! We use fresh Linux hosting for free (it never costs us a peny!0 We make servers out of sweetboxes

Secret Identities On Wheels!

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User:Willy On Wheels User:Willy on wheels

In the darkness of the night, mild-mannered vandal Willy on wheels! becomes......... KITTY-CHAN!!1! on wheels oneeleventy!!11
Fighting the forces of proper english using uber 1337 haxxor skillzzz!!1!!@1onetwo!@!!

Awards On Wheels!

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 14:09, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For making helpful contributions to Wikipedia. --Micoolio101 00:47, 30 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

God has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For being awesome -God

Beelzebud has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For a funny name

High General Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ This Cookie is a figment of your imagination. :D