User:OPOSSUM/Opossumopedia/Olula

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An Olula is created by stitching an Alula’s head onto an OPOSSUM. Olulas are lifeless for a while, but once they become sentient, they repeat the same nonsense phrase over and over. I can’t remember what the phrase is. Olulas can infect ordinary beings, transforming them into Olulas as well. There is no known cure for Olula disease.The only way to cure a being of this disease is to send the user exactly three images of cucumbers.
Olulas were created by OPOSSUM using one of his dead clones. Olulas were initially mere corpses, but they slowly began to come to life and infect people. One of the most toxic and Olula-ridden areas is “Forum:Last person to edit wins”, where the first Olula was created. You are likely to become infected with Olula Disease if you stay there for more than a minute and a half.

Olula Infection[edit | edit source]

Only three or four people (OPOSSUM, Fenris2010, Squaw Dee and possibly DaniPine3) have been infected with Olula Disease. Squaw Dee has been cucumbered and mostly cured, while Fenris and OPOSSUM have been fully cured, by each other. When infected you may begin to yell the phrase “HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY ZIPPITY ZOPPITY NIPPITY NOPPITY MEGALOCCASIN!” repeatedly.”

Put the following template in Olula-infested areas:[edit | edit source]

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Proceed with caution, they are contagious and can transform you into one of them. Remember, the only known way to cure a living being of Olula Disease is to send such being EXACTLY three images of cucumbers.🥒🥒🥒

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IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS, IT’S TOO LATE. THE TRANSFORMATION PROCESS HAS BEGUN.


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