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an OPOSSUM-free "encyclopedia", that everyone can and will edit.
26 articles in English2.5 "active" users

This article will be replaced soon if I wasn't such a LaziBum.

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OPOSSUM will be dearly missed.

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★that Fish on skates joined Uncyclopedia on February 10th, 2025?
★that Fish has been blocked on Uncyclopedia 6 times, 7 if you count the Spoon?
★that Fish has been blocked on Uncyclopedia 6 times, 7 if you count the Spoon?
★that Fish on skates is a LaziBum?

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On this day

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April 1: April Fools' Day

  • 1926 - April Emily Fools is born to Herb and Emma Fools in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
  • 1938 - At the age of twelve, Fools first shows an interest in baking when she helps her grandmother bake cookies.
  • 1944 - Fools lands her first job, working at a tank tread manufacturing plant in downtown Milwaukee.
  • 1949 - After a lengthy engagement, April marries Albert Cranston in Madison, Wisconsin.
  • 1952 - Upon the suggestion of a friend, April begins a small baked goods business from her own kitchen.
  • 1955 - April and Albert welcome their first child into the world: Richard Cranston, named after his paternal grandfather.
  • 1957 - The Cranston family welcomes their second child, Judy.
  • 1971 - April enjoys what she would later describe as "the rush of a lifetime" after appearing on a local television program instructing children how to bake brownies.
  • 1978 - Albert and April become grandparents to Henry Cranston.
  • 1994 - April Emily Fools-Cranston passes away in her hometown of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The Milwaukee Herald declares her birthday a national holiday.
  • 2022 - In honor of April, Morbius is released, raking in morbillions at the box office and boosting her family's trust to guarantee the continued support of the April Fools Baking Institute for years to come.



Picture for today

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These are truly beautiful shoes, for sure they are the shoes of God himself. If this was a lie, then why is THIS in the Bible? O_O

Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.

Because of this, I shall say upon all you:

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