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Welcome to OPOSSUMOPEDIA,

a Massachusetts-free "encyclopedia", where all carbon-based beings who dare to edit may do so. (and home to many moccasins :B)
27 articles in English • 2.5 "active" users

 

This article has been chosen by us just me.

OPOSSUM is the divine spirit-lord of all things. You’d better drop on the ground like you’re dead now (like a possum!) NOW!!! Or in a short time thou shalt perish! You are nothing but my slave now!! Do as I say, dipshit!! BWAHAHAHA!!

See also:

• OPOSSUM
• OPOSSUM
• Ojai
• Moccasins
• Mario Kart
• OPOSSUM

Did you know?

★that like “fish”, the word “fuck” can be spelled “ghoti”: with gh as in “cough”, o as in “love”, t as in “Tlingit”, and i as in “receive”?
★that OPOSSUM was a preemie? That explains everything.
★that this “encyclopedia” will likely only ever have just the main page?
★that on June 1st, 2024, OPOSSUM was blocked on Uncyclopedia for no reason at all? Even the mods thought the temporary ban was ridiculous.

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News [etc]

OPOSSUM uses his fingers to pull shit out of his asshole in Whittier, Alaska

• Fish on skates was here
• OPOSSUM returns to Ventura… and possibly Uncyclopedia?"
• Pasmorade can't make a good news article (jk)
• Only OPOSSUM can
• actually OPOSSUM can’t either
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Uncyclopedia is dead

Ongoing: DaniPine3 and L10nM4st3r hitting each other over the head with frying pans · Gergdown failing to save Uncyclopedia

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On this day

February 18: Penis Day (Tonga)

• 4000 BC - Men discover their hands reach down to their genitals, and there is peace for three thousand years before they get bored and start killing each other with pointy sticks.
• 1791 - American imperialists "liberate" the state of Vermont because of its vast maple syrup reserves.
• 1861 - Jefferson Davis is declared president of the Confederacy after saying the "hard R" N-word fifty times in only six seconds.
• 1885 - Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is published, its numerous grammatical errors are labelled by the publisher as a regional dialect.
• 1970 - The Chicago Seven are found guilty of being dirty commie hippies who might as well be guilty.
• 2010 - WikiLeaks publishes hundreds of thousands of classified documents revealing exactly where the U.S. keeps its nudes.

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Picture for today

These are truly beautiful shoes, for sure they are the shoes of God himself. If this was a lie, then why is THIS in the Bible? O_O

Fools make a mock at sin, but among the righteous there is favour.

Because of this, I shall say upon all you:

moccasins.

manaqi iliʔi kʰapa OPOSSUMOPEDIA

• How to be funny and not just stupid – for help with that comedy thing
• Policies and guidelines – for the boring rules no one follows
• Formatting – for help on editing
• Requested articles – for inspiration, or lack thereof
• Village Dump – to throw angry invectives at other users
• Community portal – for general community shenanigans

Sister projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.

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• 
  Undictionary
  Best left unsaid
• 
  UnTunes
  Noisy things
• 
  OpossumGames
  Ways to waste away
• 
  HowTo
  Like Ikea without the pictures
• 
  UnBooks
  Content-free books
• 
  Unquotable
  Useless misquotes
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  No student loans
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  Possumetia
  It's rhyme time
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  OpossumDebate
  Debate the irrelevant
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  UnScripts
  We ruin stage too
• 
  Why?
  Because
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  UnReviews
  Hack frauds
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  OpossumVoyage
  You're going to Ojai!
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  Opossumedia
  Made up in school one day

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