User:Fish on skates/University of Moccasinia
The University of Moccasinia is a university in Moccasinia. It was founded by TropicalPanther in 2025 and is currently led by Fish on skates and whoever applies as a teacher. Its mascot is an invisible llama, at least, that's what the Nigerian prince told me.
Admissions[edit | edit source]
Admissions occur whenever the heck you want. Just go to University of Moccasinia/Admissions and put your John Hancock wherever. No, wait, I said HANcock! JOHN HANcock!
Campus news[edit | edit source]
- 15 March 2025: The University of Moccasinia is established.
- 29 May 2025: Summer Break
- 30 September 2025: Back to University
- 16 November 2025: School closed because of short staff.
- 26 December 2025: Taller staff found.
Degrees[edit | edit source]
We offer only one degree so far, the Mastery Of Cool Communications And Superbly Intelligent Nonsense (MOCCASIN).
Homework assignments[edit | edit source]
Assignments are posted to your talk page whenever they are assigned. Or not. We're really lazy.
Current assignments[edit | edit source]
- /Assignments/Wanted page Due whenever the heck you want.
Grading system[edit | edit source]
At the University of Moccasinia, here’s how we grade:
- A = Affront to nature: Should be burned and then the ashes should be eaten by grues.
- B = Bad: Okay, maybe not that many grues.
- C = Cool...: Reading this is like taking a lukewarm shower (Unless your name isn't Luke, in that case it's like a <insert name here>warm shower.)
- D = Dandy: Enough to make me laugh.
- F = Featured: Take it to VFH.
- M = Moccasins: moccasins
You can see the gradebooks by clicking the link below.
Disclaimer: The University of Moccasinia does not offer any actual degrees or recognized academic credentials. We are a place of ridiculous exploration and imagination, and no job market is currently open for Moccasinian graduates.
Disclaimest: I didn't come up with this idea, TropicalPanther did. I adopted it because they were banned.