User:Fenris2010/Encyclopædia Fenris/Olula

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Olulas are a frightening hybrid of OPOSSUM and Alula. They can infect other beings, turning them into Olula. As of yet, the only known way to cure somebody of Olulaness is by sending them three pictures of cucumbers.

History[edit | edit source]

Origins[edit | edit source]

The first Olula was known to have been made by OPOSSUM. How exactly OPOSSUM accomplished this feat is yet to be known. OPOSSUM is known to have been infected with Olulaness, almost immediately after he created the first one. However, the enigmatic Fenris2010 managed to find three pictures of cucumbers and send them to the infected OPOSSUM.

List of people known to have been infected by Olulaness[edit | edit source]

OPOSSUM (Healed by Fenris2010)

Fenris2010 (Healed by OPOSSUM)

Squaw Dee (Mostly healed)

What to do if you see an Olula[edit | edit source]

If you encounter an Olula in their natural habitat (An Uncyclopedia page. As of yet, Olulas have not ventured out of Uncyclopedia), the best thing to do is to put the below template in their habitat:

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WARNING: Olula.gifOLULAS ARE ACTIVE IN THIS AREA!!Olula.gif
Proceed with caution, they are contagious and can transform you into one of them. Remember, the only known way to cure a living being of Olula Disease is to send such being EXACTLY three images of cucumbers.🥒🥒🥒