A story built one quote at a time
“Pardon me Fish on skates, but you mustn't add more quotes to the story at this time. Everyone else has this story's permission to add a quote at this time.”
Rules![edit | edit source]
- No writing two quotes at once. A quote is a quote, you know what I'm talking about, surely...
- No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
- No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
- No quotes with more than 4 sentences.
- Have fun!
- Last person to edit wins!!
- and I decided
- I would remove
- useless
- rules
Story[edit | edit source]
“In the beggining was the-”
“moccasins”
“Did someone say "unoriginal"?”
“No, definitely not”
“STOP!!!”
“NO!”
“Too bad; we sure ain't stopping making these- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
“FUCK YOU!”
“hey, let's not start a fight here...”
“The beat way to create peace is to end this story right here.”
“awwww, really? it could've been a cool ASBOxAAT... although I must agree it was already done in A story built one template at a time”
“The best way to create peace is to continue the story. What's next?”
“MJNIJNIJNSFIJNSFIJNSFIJNSFIJMDFIJMOSFJMFSIJMSFIJMSFIJMFSIJMSFOJMDFOJDMIJSFMISFJNIFJSNISJNSIFJNIJSNFIJNSIHNFIDHNFIHNDIJFNSIJNFISJMOJMSOKMFSOJNISJHIJSRHINSFAFNLALALFAIJNFSIJAFMLAFADMLAFMADOJMAOFJMFKLMDGONNHFSOJAFNOJNFALJFSMOSJFMOFSJNOFSJNSOFJMFLJSMOFJNSOJMFOCJSMMOSKMCOSKMCOJMSOJCNSNJDISJNIFSNJSIJNFIJNSFIJSNIFJNSJMDOKMADKMDAOJNSFOJNSJONDSONOJFSMOMFOSMOKAMOKSCMADMOADNADNIAFYBADYBADIHNSFJUFSOUJOSFOUNSFOUNSFNOUNUSOFNSFOUNSFNUISFIUNSNJOSFJMSFMSFOJFSIOMFSMOIFSIOMOJMSFOJSFONSNFOJFONJSONFJOSJOMSFMOOSMJFOJNSFJONSFNOJSNFSJMOJOMSFJMOSFOMJSFMOJSFMOSFNOJSFNSNOFJFSOJNOJNFSMJOSFOJMSFOMJSFOJMSFONJNSFJOMSFSMOFJSFNOUNSFNOUFSOJNSFNFANOOJNAFOJNFAJSOJNFSOMJSOJNFSOJNFSO”
“I doubt this will work but Lord Makeyousin will help me make it work. GLORY TO MOCCASINIA!”
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“I doubt this will work but Lord Makeyousin will help me make it work. GLORY TO MOCCASINIA!”
“Suddenly, a penis”
“I heard Tsumugi hates Wikipedia, GIGGITY GIGGITY!”
“hadn't this ended already?”
“Officially it has, but we don't really have a way of enforcing it.”
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“Fun fact: You can just write anything you want in the second field.”
“Hello There”
“HOLY FUCK A GRUE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH”
“Alula was delicious.”
“NOOOOOOO!!! ALULA!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”
“i didn't choose to die, sorry”
“Another ASBOxAAT? Y’all haven’t run out of ideas yet?”
“I do not appreciate this talk about uncyclopedia”
“Oscar Wilde? What’s next, euroipods?”
“This is a talk page, what else is it supposed to be?”
“You’re right. Let’s make this the talk page and put the actual story on the talk page.”
“ Ah! is this turning into the avengers for ABSOxAAT?”
“Perchance.”
“I haven't watched the Avengers so i'm not gonna get any of these jokes”
“I think they mean this ASBOxAAT is getting full of jokey one-liners. Because the Avengers (and Marvel movies in general) are infamous for that.”
“Actually meant in a crossover type way”
“That time I Oscar Wilded moccasins with a grue who isn’t Thinkerer during my sojourn in AAAAAAAAA Euroipods Carlow Crab with SAVINGS!”
“moccasins”
“hey you guys forgot about me!”
“
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“ok guys you have 10 edits to make a good story or im gonna eat it!!! so get to work”
“Not if I eat it first!”
“this grue has 0 edits until it gets eaten
*munch munch* delicious”~
“oh crap! not that darn cat again!”
~
“the grue is enough for me. i'll see you in ASBOIAAT at some point later, tony”
~
“Captain Obvious woke up one day and wanted to assemble The Moccasinematicvengers”
“Reporting for duty, sir.”
“”“Reporting for duty! (Heh, doody.)”
“Can someone tell me what a "femboy" is? I am perfectly straight and unnaturally interested in this topic for some completely unrelated reason”
“
”
“Um actually, that's a boykisser, not a femboy. The two are similar, but not the same”
“Explain this then
”
“That's a different boykisser entirely (although he is also very cute just like the first one”
“”“Um, actually, nested quotes are about to take over ASBOQAAT.”
“Nests? As in the stuff birds live in?”
– Me on your sentence
“No they're clearly talking about the milk company”
“Oh, alright then”
– Me (dumb fuck)
“We must assemble heroes to defeat C-tier villians!”
“Do we?”
– Me (who's still here for some reason)
“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
“*explosion noises* the comveniently placed microwave is dead.”
“Whyyyyy does this stiiiil exist?!”
“I am a goat I eat the bug.”
“I am a bug I eat the goat”
“Can you guys speak less incoherently please?”
“Yes, finally someone saying what i've been thinking about all along! Well, that and furry femboys, but that's not relevant whatsoever.”
“I have been thinking of furry femboys too!”
“So have I”
“Can you guys speak more incoherently please?”
“Sorry, i'm busy sucking my own dick”
“This”
“Awesome”
“I have come to destroy you!”
“i have eaten the story”
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“i have eaten the story”
“time to make you poop it out”
“You can't, i eated it all”
“Oh boy, this story has a lot of captains! Be a shame if I were to eat a few of them!”
“It would be an even bigger shame if i summoned more captains then!”
“Not in my watch!”
“The inside of your watch is... quite dirty. You should clean it.”
“Fire the Gotengo!”
“I don't get this reference”
“Me”
“What wacky kind of universe have i ended up inside of now?”
“Please. You haven't been known as that since you were exposed as a fraud.”
“I'm sorry? Are you telling me that the sinking ship I've been piloting for decades has overthrown me?”
“firing noises”
“What? What do you mean by "firing noises"?”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“I'm literally you! I just reversed my name because i was bored!”
“You can't be me! I'm literally here, and you're over there! And last time I checked, I can't be in two places at the same time!”
“Have you ever heard of this thing called "voices in your head"?”
“If you were a voice in my head, you would be inside my head instead of over there!”
“Have you ever heard of "incoherent stories with tons of plotholes that are never fully explained" before?”
“Yeah, they're called ASBOWAATs.”
“L̶̡̨̼͔̜̥̻̓̉͐̑̍̌͝e̵̟͉̬̫̊͌͌̏͗͌̆͊̒t̴̬̙̘̜̊̏͌͗̋̍͒̀͝ͅ m̸̭͎̝̘͔͈̮̈́͛̉́̀̽̂̑̽͘e̸̳̘̲̿͛̍ d̸̡̫͇͊̐̋̇͊̇͗ẹ̶̼̼̜͍̅̅̈v̶̢͍͚͈̝͙̲̻̈͐ǫ̷̩͖̯͉͚̘̹̫̾̊̈͘͘ų̷̥̬̺̣̣̫̳̪̈r̷͍̮̣̫̼̰̗̙͋̈̚ ŷ̸̲̘̲̲̪̙̃̊͝ò̵̜͐̃u̸̢̬͇͍̲̥̮͓͗̀̀̄̈́͜͝ŗ̶̘̫̬͂̋͜͠ s̷̬͇̲͆o̴̺̯͓̓̀͌͒͠͠ủ̶̠̻̀͜͝l̵̛͇̟̅͗̅̂̚̚s̷̜̀͛!̴͍̼̪̟̫͎͓̌̓̆̊̀͌̊̚ͅ”
“Reader, I remember your're genocides”
“*Your”
“gee, whoever impersonated me didn't do a very good job”
“Wait, who's the real Sans?”
“Ness”
“But that's just a theory, a game theory!”
“NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!”
“Yes, MatPat?”
“Sorry, MatPat isn't available at this time. He might be busy lobbying for gamer's rights in the United States Congress, so please go search for him there.”
“SANS! WHY IS THERE THREE OF YOU IN THIS ROOM?!”
“i dunno, but this fella next to me here knows all my jokes already.”
“well, of course I do -they are my jokes, after all. or maybe not. i'm too lazy to find out who the impostor among us is.”
“GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THREE TEENAGERS FIGHTING HORRORS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION IN PEACE”
“Ok, watch ASBOWAATs get edited then.”
“Yankees suck!”
“Boston? I thought I blew you up!”
“No, you blew up Boston, Lincolnshire, U.K, and are about to be off to New York to show those morons who the better city is.”
“Didn't we destroy you with grues, Olulas, and mpreg?”
“No, you did that to Cape Cod because you realized how awesome Boston is.”
“Not so fast!”
“*Ass-whooping noises*”
“Yeowch!”
“BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!”
“BRIAN FREEZE!”
“Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow/ Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow”
“Thanks for the stuff, Tom Bombadil!”
“Who the hell is Tom Bombadil?”
“I'm the guy who invented the plunger!”
“I love this!”
“The story is being reset again. Fuck you”
“Here's an idea; NO.”
“The story was then reset because The Gang's input doesn't really matter”
“Who the hell is this "The Gang", anyways? The Mystery Gang? The Fun Gang? Or is it another Gang I've never heard about?”
“The Gang is dead now, so this doesn't matter.”
“Huh??? How is The GangTM dead? Who could have commited such murder???”
“The same guy who got you sent to prison: John Douglas, 9th Marquess of Queensberry”
“*audible gasp* I was not expecting such twist of events! And I'm a renowned writer, so I know my twists and turns in the plotline!”
“Bullshit.”
“To simplify the plot, the very alive Gang became the Scooby Doo mystery gang, because the idiots down at Plot Simplifying Co. don't know what a "Deltarune Fun Gang" is or why Oscar Wilde is still alive.”
“No, We're a a group who try to do good”
“I'm a ghost!”
“Alas! It is me!”
“Alas!”
