A story built one quote at a time
Pardon me Alula, but you mustn't add more quotes to the story at this time. Everyone else has this story's permission to add a quote at this time.
Rules![edit | edit source]
- No writing two quotes at once. A quote is a quote, you know what I'm talking about, surely...
- No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
- No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
- No quotes with more than 4 sentences.
- Have fun!
- Last person to edit wins!!
- and I decided
- I would remove
- useless
- rules
Story[edit | edit source]
“In the beggining was the-”
“moccasins”
“Did someone say "unoriginal"?”
“No, definitely not”
“STOP!!!”
“NO!”
“Too bad; we sure ain't stopping making these- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
“FUCK YOU!”
“hey, let's not start a fight here...”
“The beat way to create peace is to end this story right here.”
“awwww, really? it could've been a cool ASBOxAAT... although I must agree it was already done in A story built one template at a time”
“The best way to create peace is to continue the story. What's next?”
“MJNIJNIJNSFIJNSFIJNSFIJNSFIJMDFIJMOSFJMFSIJMSFIJMSFIJMFSIJMSFOJMDFOJDMIJSFMISFJNIFJSNISJNSIFJNIJSNFIJNSIHNFIDHNFIHNDIJFNSIJNFISJMOJMSOKMFSOJNISJHIJSRHINSFAFNLALALFAIJNFSIJAFMLAFADMLAFMADOJMAOFJMFKLMDGONNHFSOJAFNOJNFALJFSMOSJFMOFSJNOFSJNSOFJMFLJSMOFJNSOJMFOCJSMMOSKMCOSKMCOJMSOJCNSNJDISJNIFSNJSIJNFIJNSFIJSNIFJNSJMDOKMADKMDAOJNSFOJNSJONDSONOJFSMOMFOSMOKAMOKSCMADMOADNADNIAFYBADYBADIHNSFJUFSOUJOSFOUNSFOUNSFNOUNUSOFNSFOUNSFNUISFIUNSNJOSFJMSFMSFOJFSIOMFSMOIFSIOMOJMSFOJSFONSNFOJFONJSONFJOSJOMSFMOOSMJFOJNSFJONSFNOJSNFSJMOJOMSFJMOSFOMJSFMOJSFMOSFNOJSFNSNOFJFSOJNOJNFSMJOSFOJMSFOMJSFOJMSFONJNSFJOMSFSMOFJSFNOUNSFNOUFSOJNSFNFANOOJNAFOJNFAJSOJNFSOMJSOJNFSOJNFSO”
“I doubt this will work but Lord Makeyousin will help me make it work. GLORY TO MOCCASINIA!”
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“I doubt this will work but Lord Makeyousin will help me make it work. GLORY TO MOCCASINIA!”
“Suddenly, a penis”
“I heard Tsumugi hates Wikipedia, GIGGITY GIGGITY!”
“hadn't this ended already?”
“Officially it has, but we don't really have a way of enforcing it.”
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“Fun fact: You can just write anything you want in the second field.”
“Hello There”
“HOLY FUCK A GRUE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH”
“Alula was delicious.”
“NOOOOOOO!!! ALULA!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”
“i didn't choose to die, sorry”
“Another ASBOxAAT? Y’all haven’t run out of ideas yet?”
“I do not appreciate this talk about uncyclopedia”
“Oscar Wilde? What’s next, euroipods?”
“This is a talk page, what else is it supposed to be?”
“You’re right. Let’s make this the talk page and put the actual story on the talk page.”
“ Ah! is this turning into the avengers for ABSOxAAT?”
“Perchance.”
“I haven't watched the Avengers so i'm not gonna get any of these jokes”
“I think they mean this ASBOxAAT is getting full of jokey one-liners. Because the Avengers (and Marvel movies in general) are infamous for that.”
“Actually meant in a crossover type way”
“That time I Oscar Wilded moccasins with a grue who isn’t Thinkerer during my sojourn in AAAAAAAAA Euroipods Carlow Crab with SAVINGS!”
“moccasins”
“hey you guys forgot about me!”
“
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“ok guys you have 10 edits to make a good story or im gonna eat it!!! so get to work”
“Not if I eat it first!”
“this grue has 0 edits until it gets eaten
*munch munch* delicious”~
“oh crap! not that darn cat again!”
~
“the grue is enough for me. i'll see you in ASBOIAAT at some point later, tony”
~
“Captain Obvious woke up one day and wanted to assemble The Moccasinematicvengers”
“Reporting for duty, sir.”
“”“Reporting for duty! (Heh, doody.)”
“Can someone tell me what a "femboy" is? I am perfectly straight and unnaturally interested in this topic for some completely unrelated reason”
“
”
“Um actually, that's a boykisser, not a femboy. The two are similar, but not the same”
“Explain this then
”
“That's a different boykisser entirely (although he is also very cute just like the first one”
“”“Um, actually, nested quotes are about to take over ASBOQAAT.”
“Nests? As in the stuff birds live in?”
– Me on your sentence
“No they're clearly talking about the milk company”
“Oh, alright then”
– Me (dumb fuck)
“We must assemble heroes to defeat C-tier villians!”
“Do we?”
– Me (who's still here for some reason)
“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
“*explosion noises* the comveniently placed microwave is dead.”
“Whyyyyy does this stiiiil exist?!”
“I am a goat I eat the bug.”
“I am a bug I eat the goat”
“Can you guys speak less incoherently please?”
“Yes, finally someone saying what i've been thinking about all along! Well, that and furry femboys, but that's not relevant whatsoever.”
“I have been thinking of furry femboys too!”
“So have I”
“Can you guys speak more incoherently please?”
“Sorry, i'm busy sucking my own dick”
“This”
“Awesome”
“I have come to destroy you!”
“i have eaten the story”
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“i have eaten the story”
“time to make you poop it out”
“You can't, i eated it all”
“Oh boy, this story has a lot of captains! Be a shame if I were to eat a few of them!”
“It would be an even bigger shame if i summoned more captains then!”
“Not in my watch!”
“The inside of your watch is... quite dirty. You should clean it.”
“Fire the Gotengo!”
“I don't get this reference”
“Me”
“What wacky kind of universe have i ended up inside of now?”
“Please. You haven't been known as that since you were exposed as a fraud.”
“I'm sorry? Are you telling me that the sinking ship I've been piloting for decades has overthrown me?”
