A story built one quote at a time

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Pardon me Alula, but you mustn't add more quotes to the story at this time. Everyone else has this story's permission to add a quote at this time.

Rules![edit | edit source]

  1. No writing two quotes at once. A quote is a quote, you know what I'm talking about, surely...
  2. No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
  3. No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
  4. No quotes with more than 4 sentences.
  5. Have fun!
  6. Last person to edit wins!!
  7. and I decided
  8. I would remove
  9. useless
  10. rules

Story[edit | edit source]

“In the beggining was the-”

~ Moses on the Holy Spirit's inspiration

moccasins

~ The unoriginal story-writers on running out of ideas already

“Did someone say "unoriginal"?”

~ Oscar Wilde on clichés

“No, definitely not”

~ A grue on eating your face

“STOP!!!”

~ Big Moccasin Billy on the creation of new ASBOWAATs

“NO!”

~ No on no

“Too bad; we sure ain't stopping making these- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”

~ an author on having his face eaten by a grue.

“FUCK YOU!”

~ OPOSSUM on Alula

“hey, let's not start a fight here...”

~ Dani Pino III on peace

“The beat way to create peace is to end this story right here.”

~ OPAWFUL on peace

“awwww, really? it could've been a cool ASBOxAAT... although I must agree it was already done in A story built one template at a time

~ Dani Pino on the end

“The best way to create peace is to continue the story. What's next?”

~ COVID-Coff19 on the end

“MJNIJNIJNSFIJNSFIJNSFIJNSFIJMDFIJMOSFJMFSIJMSFIJMSFIJMFSIJMSFOJMDFOJDMIJSFMISFJNIFJSNISJNSIFJNIJSNFIJNSIHNFIDHNFIHNDIJFNSIJNFISJMOJMSOKMFSOJNISJHIJSRHINSFAFNLALALFAIJNFSIJAFMLAFADMLAFMADOJMAOFJMFKLMDGONNHFSOJAFNOJNFALJFSMOSJFMOFSJNOFSJNSOFJMFLJSMOFJNSOJMFOCJSMMOSKMCOSKMCOJMSOJCNSNJDISJNIFSNJSIJNFIJNSFIJSNIFJNSJMDOKMADKMDAOJNSFOJNSJONDSONOJFSMOMFOSMOKAMOKSCMADMOADNADNIAFYBADYBADIHNSFJUFSOUJOSFOUNSFOUNSFNOUNUSOFNSFOUNSFNUISFIUNSNJOSFJMSFMSFOJFSIOMFSMOIFSIOMOJMSFOJSFONSNFOJFONJSONFJOSJOMSFMOOSMJFOJNSFJONSFNOJSNFSJMOJOMSFJMOSFOMJSFMOJSFMOSFNOJSFNSNOFJFSOJNOJNFSMJOSFOJMSFOMJSFOJMSFONJNSFJOMSFSMOFJSFNOUNSFNOUFSOJNSFNFANOOJNAFOJNFAJSOJNFSOMJSOJNFSOJNFSO”

~ OPOCYCLONE on spamming the story with gibberish so that writing this garbage will be even less fun, hopefully preventing people from writing more things in it

“I doubt this will work but Lord Makeyousin will help me make it work. GLORY TO MOCCASINIA!”

~ Moccasin boi on trying to add a new section
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“Suddenly, a penis”

~ Said PenisLord.

“I heard Tsumugi hates Wikipedia, GIGGITY GIGGITY!”

“hadn't this ended already?”

~ a confused DaniPine3 on not the end

“Officially it has, but we don't really have a way of enforcing it.”

~ OPOSSUM

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“Fun fact: You can just write anything you want in the second field.”

~ No one's gonna stop you. There are no rules on how to end a quote on breaking the rules of quoting something

“Hello There”

~ Bob the grue from A story built one line at at a time has made another cameo!

“HOLY FUCK A GRUE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHH”

~ Why are we still making grue jokes in 2025?

“Alula was delicious.”

“NOOOOOOO!!! ALULA!!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”

~ A concerned Uncyclopedian on Alula's death

“i didn't choose to die, sorry”

~ alula

“Another ASBOxAAT? Y’all haven’t run out of ideas yet?”

~ Some random toaster rancher on the only thing keeping Uncyclopedia alive

“I do not appreciate this talk about uncyclopedia”

“Oscar Wilde? What’s next, euroipods?”

~ All ASBOxAATs end up like talk pages anyway, the least we could do is be honest about it

“This is a talk page, what else is it supposed to be?”

~ Bob the grue

“You’re right. Let’s make this the talk page and put the actual story on the talk page.”

~ The apartment narrator from A story built one sentence at a time

“ Ah! is this turning into the avengers for ABSOxAAT?”

~ John

“Perchance.”

~ Phil Jamesson

“I haven't watched the Avengers so i'm not gonna get any of these jokes”

~ alula

“I think they mean this ASBOxAAT is getting full of jokey one-liners. Because the Avengers (and Marvel movies in general) are infamous for that.”

~ Explanation guy on explaining to alula

“Actually meant in a crossover type way”

~ Bob the Grue with Moccasins

“That time I Oscar Wilded moccasins with a grue who isn’t Thinkerer during my sojourn in AAAAAAAAA Euroipods Carlow Crab with SAVINGS!”

~ Someone reading off this list

moccasins

~ Someone who reached the end of that list

“hey you guys forgot about me!”

You mean this guy?

~ Someone who didn't get the joke

“ok guys you have 10 edits to make a good story or im gonna eat it!!! so get to work”

~ Story-eating cat on storoids

“Not if I eat it first!”

~ Story-eating grue on One edit used up already

“this grue has 0 edits until it gets eaten
*munch munch* delicious”

~ Eating.gif

“oh crap! not that darn cat again!”

~ Tony montana2.jpg

“the grue is enough for me. i'll see you in ASBOIAAT at some point later, tony”

~ Eating.gif

“Captain Obvious woke up one day and wanted to assemble The Moccasinematicvengers”

“Reporting for duty, sir.”

~ Moccasin Man

“Reporting for duty! (Heh, doody.)”

~ Nested Quote Person
~

“this is probably against the rules”

~ but I don’t care lolol
on These brackets are getting confusing

“Can someone tell me what a "femboy" is? I am perfectly straight and unnaturally interested in this topic for some completely unrelated reason”

Boykisser.png

~ Captain Queer on explaining Oscar Wilde

“Um actually, that's a boykisser, not a femboy. The two are similar, but not the same”

“Explain this then
Femboykisser.png

~ Captain Queer on Captain Um Actually's misinformation

“That's a different boykisser entirely (although he is also very cute just like the first one”

~ Captain Um Actually on Captain Um Actually's information

“Um, actually, nested quotes are about to take over ASBOQAAT.”

~

“Captain Nested Quotes”

~ Yes nested quotes!
~ I’ll probably be responsible for a new rule saying “No nested quotes”

“Nests? As in the stuff birds live in?”

Me on your sentence

“No they're clearly talking about the milk company”

~ Captain Dyslexic on nests

“Oh, alright then”

– Me (dumb fuck)

“We must assemble heroes to defeat C-tier villians!”

“Do we?”

– Me (who's still here for some reason)

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

~ conveniently placed microwave

*explosion noises* the comveniently placed microwave is dead.”

~ Conveniently placed maxowave

“Whyyyyy does this stiiiil exist?!”

~ Caine from the amazing digital circus for no reason

“I am a goat I eat the bug.”

~ captain copycat

“I am a bug I eat the goat”

~ captain copycat on opposite day

“Can you guys speak less incoherently please?”

~ Some guy on trying to read this page without having a stroke

“Yes, finally someone saying what i've been thinking about all along! Well, that and furry femboys, but that's not relevant whatsoever.”

“I have been thinking of furry femboys too!”

~ Captain Queer on Oscar Wilde

“So have I”

~ Captain "Straight Man"

“Can you guys speak more incoherently please?”

~ Captain Mirror on

“Also Captain Nested Quotes is back”

~ This is too many captains

“Sorry, i'm busy sucking my own dick”

“This”

~
“is

“a”

~

“quadruple”

~ nested

“Awesome”

~ Captain Awesome

“I have come to destroy you!”

~ Captain Generic Villain

“i have eaten the story”

~ Eating.gif
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“time to make you poop it out”

~ Captain Laxatives

“You can't, i eated it all”

~ Captain Eating Too Many Laxatives

“Oh boy, this story has a lot of captains! Be a shame if I were to eat a few of them!”

~ Captain Guy Who Eats Captains

“It would be an even bigger shame if i summoned more captains then!”

~ Captain Guy Who Summons Captains

“Not in my watch!”

~ Evil Captain Who Kills Other Captains

“The inside of your watch is... quite dirty. You should clean it.”

~ Captain Goes Inside Other People's Watches

“Fire the Gotengo!”

~ Captain Gordon

“I don't get this reference”

~ Captain I Don't get this reference

“Me”

~

“neither”

~

“I”

~

“think”

~

“whoever”

~

“added”

~

“it”

~

“just”

~

“made”

~

“it”

~

“up”

~ Captain Nested Quotes

“What wacky kind of universe have i ended up inside of now?”

~ Jacques Noir, also known as the Great Captain Móckasiin of Moccasinia

“Please. You haven't been known as that since you were exposed as a fraud.”

~ Captain Gordon on how the Gotengo STILL hasn't been fired

“I'm sorry? Are you telling me that the sinking ship I've been piloting for decades has overthrown me?”

~ "Great" Captain Móckasiin of Moccasinia