User:MrX/Captain Um Actually

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Captain Um Actually
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Captain Um Actually really likes holding his katanas when speaking (but those are actually uchigatanas since they were made in Japan).
Date of birth November 22, 1967
Marital Status Separated, legally separated
Home Los Angeles, splits time in San Francisco
Occupation Superhero
Powers Mansplaining

Captain Um Actually is an international superhero who is an integral part of the Trio of Truth, along with Captain Obvious and Captain Hindsight (though it should be noted that they technically have no order of hierarchy).

Early life, education, and realization of powers[edit | edit source]