User:MrX/Captain Um Actually
| Captain Um Actually | |
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| Captain Um Actually really likes holding his katanas when speaking (but those are actually uchigatanas since they were made in Japan). | |
| Date of birth | November 22, 1967 |
| Marital Status | Separated, legally separated |
| Home | Los Angeles, technically North Hollywood, and he splits time in San Francisco |
| Occupation | Superhero |
| Powers | Mansplaining |
Captain Um Actually is an international superhero who is an integral part of the Trio of Truth, along with Captain Obvious and Captain Hindsight (though it should be noted that they technically have no order of hierarchy).
Early life, education, and realization of powers[edit | edit source]
Captain Um Actually was born in Los Angeles, well, Pasadena. His mother and father were also from Los Angeles, well, Santa Monica and Long Beach, respectively, and their ancestors were from Holland. Well we should say the Netherlands, that's the real name of the country. Holland is just a region in the Netherlands. However, most of Captain Um Actually's ancestors were from Rotterdam, so you could say they were from Holland, but it really needs to be noted that most people are incorrect when they use the name Holland interchangeably with the actual name of the country, which is the Netherlands.