The Onion

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For the uncouth among us who choose lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about The Onion.

The Onion is the most reliable news source on the planet. Founded by Jesus in the year 5, The Onion presents reliable news, entirely uncontrolled by the Chinese communists, delivered directly to the American patriots of freedom.

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