User:L10nM4st3r/An addiction built 1 edit at a time
This is a well known addiction, known as the famous ASBOWAAT, created by L10nM4st3r on the of January 2024BC, over 4048 years ago! And to this day, it remains the most popular page, receiving over 100 edits per day, and successfully instilling a new addiction into the website!
This was an experiment designed by L10nM4st3r for the singular goal for world domination. NOW THE WORLD IS MINE MUAHAHAHA! Well, not yet. Not yet, little one. Not yet.
ASBOWAAT was designed to be a mind-control device, in the style of a "collaborative" story, however it worked a little too well, enslaving multiple lowly users, and a couple of admins as well!
And now I, the one and only L10nM4st3r am in control of the entire wiki! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am the master!
It became an entire series[edit | edit source]
And it wasn't enough to create one single page, I had to create multiple! I had to create them all! A story built half a word at a time, A story built one sentence at a time, and even A story built one letter at a time! These are just examples of some popular ones!
Some didn't quite make it (A story built one article at a time or A story built zero words at a time for example), and that was also part of he plan from the very beginning! If they thought I was just creating addicting content, they'd all stop, realizing my plan, so I made some versions nobody remembered (or wanted to edit), which result in the staying hooked in the good ones, reminding them I wasn't trying to control them... Oh, but I was. And I succeeded. I can make them do anything I want them to!! Observe:
“BELL NOISES”
Wait why am I making animal noises now...[edit | edit source]
Baa baa baa goes the cow.
Cluck cluck cluck goes the sheep.
Moo moo moo goes the chicken.
PLOT TWIST![edit | edit source]
Muahahahaha! Never mind who this red text is being written by, you'll know soon enough. Just know I am the true supreme commander of the ASBOWAAT project! MUAHAHAHA! I will reveal myself soon. Just you wait.
