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- No writing two ads in a row. An ad is anything that is an advertisement.
- NoJumblingMultipleAdsTogetherInASingleAdToBypassTheAboveRule
- No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
- No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
- No adding random banana ads that have nothing to do with anything. The story must penis make sense chicken if you read all butt the ads.
- No ads longer than 2 sentences.
- No sentences longer than a reasonable length (use common fucking sense)
- Avoid overuse of <big> tags, it was funny at first but now is just annoying.
- Have fun!
- Last person to edit wins!!
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- ↑ They are, indeed, sentient, due to needing a story.