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driving in my car

right after a beer 09:40, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer. Sфvieт☭ 12:55, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Can I go ahead and surrender to the visions that I can’t remember merging all these memories to a blend of anomalies Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:58, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

fuck off for breaking the rhyme. (continued) Wait, isnt that Squaw? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 13:17, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Template:Ye isn't that illegal?? (Ye (talk) 13:29, 19 October 2025 (UTC))

I was distracted by an eagle. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:51, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Snoopy's a retarded beagle. 13:53, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

wait

C17whateverthefuck just did stuff! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 13:22, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

damn it

people keep breaking the rhyme 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 13:31, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Fisher price

go eat shit fuckers. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 13:50, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Speckle Gabri ^growl _sniff 18:57, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

public vanity section

this is a section for anyone to add literally whatever they feel like. engaging with any of this is optional, and you have no right to complain about any eventual gothfield images added here (especially if you refuse to use the table of contents). happy editing! 13:54, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

by the way, here's the gothfield image 13:55, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

And here's the obligatory furry 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 13:58, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

NOT AGAIN Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 14:53, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Here is a Mercedes AMG CLS 55. Sфvieт☭ 15:13, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Tesco Ferrari: Sфvieт☭ 15:18, 19 October 2025 (UTC) Cars: Sфvieт☭ 15:27, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Here lemme roll a dice

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 16:35, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 18:19, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

no right to complain means no right to complain. if you don't like what you're seeing then look somewhere else 18:22, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

i wasnt complaining, i just put this random picture for fun Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 18:36, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

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23:54, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

• huffing noises* 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 23:59, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 00:02, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

you're next 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 00:15, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

yeah ok that seems kinda unrealistic 06:11, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

*bigger huffing noises* – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

Unfunny

What the fuck?

GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 18:42, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

butcher vanity section

show me thyne tits! 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 16:38, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

butcher vanity? YonKaGor reference? Gabri ^growl _sniff 11:46, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

not a fucking chance in hell 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 12:01, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

screw your topic

boo 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 16:38, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

fuck yours then

get off the stage 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 16:42, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

made this

[1] Gabri ^growl _sniff 17:35, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

wenomechainsama

tumajarbisaun Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 18:05, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

can we have one stable conversation that goes on for at least half a week??? (2)

The sequel.

to start out the conversation, what's your favourite food 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:11, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

ur mom 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 19:13, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

moccasins 19:44, 19 October 2025 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 16:05, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

boobs 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 16:37, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sфvieт☭ 16:52, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

But we can get YonKaGor and Kennyoung to be protagonists/dueteragonists Gabri ^growl _sniff 19:00, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

never 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 21:20, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 16:02, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

wait what how HOW HOW 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 16:09, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

invisible letter 16:34, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Spaces. Sфvieт☭ 16:52, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

no, it's an invisible letter 17:29, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

invisible? this is a metal gear solid reference 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:27, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

OK, here are some actually invisible letters.

This is how you do it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:06, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

YonKaGor section

YONKAGOR AND KENNYOUNG ARE THE BEST Gabri ^growl _sniff 18:58, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

YONKAGOR SUCKS 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 18:59, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Check my profile page Gabri ^growl _sniff 19:05, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

no 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 21:19, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

joyful TURD

administrator PASTURE Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 19:09, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

lather boats joyful TURD 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 19:29, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

⍼

⍼ 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:09, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Do you agree that YonKaGor and Kennyoung are good singers? Gabri ^growl _sniff 19:12, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

bruh who tf are these singers Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 19:17, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Bad grammar Teh Epik Duck. It should be: Bruh, who the hell are these singers? Sфvieт☭ 19:18, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

grammer nazi aleart? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 19:27, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

⍼ 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 19:28, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: You misspeeled "alert" Sфvieт☭ 19:36, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

ales, a grammer not see. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 19:37, 20 October 2025 (UTC)

Scroll down for more (I’ll link a Kennyoung + YonKaGor song later) Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:15, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Forum Rack

We are hosting a forum rack against YonKaGor Fans vs Non-YonKaGor fans on Saturday. So monkeys can be rambunctious and bananas due to the conflict against them. The time is from 11 AM-5 PM UTC on Saturday October 26, 2025. You can join 2 teams. Team YonKaGor, and Team Alula. Joining deadline is midnight UTC on Saturday October 26th.

Sincelery,
- Official Uncyclopedia Team

WOWWWW Gabri ^growl _sniff 00:42, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

I join team alula 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 00:44, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

I join team YonKaGor Gabri ^growl _sniff 00:45, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

I'm Team Alula Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:02, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

i don't join any team, i just give out snacks. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 14:12, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Yeah fish was a hot dog vendor in the UBL, so similar to that 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 14:24, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

new music

Eh? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 01:00, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Better Gabri ^growl _sniff 11:40, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

nuh uh 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 12:02, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Why do you hate YonKaGor Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:10, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

cause you spam it everywhere 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 12:22, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Don’t go rempong about it °<° Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:54, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 12:51, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

ruh roh

Dodgers and Blue Jays. fuck. do i get a pass for jays because they beat the yankees? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 12:03, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:10, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Dude. stop with the spamming. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 12:22, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 12:47, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

The TURD Epik Duck

Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 15:16, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Question

If a gay is two same gender, than is your dad and step dad gay. Matthewisgay (talk) 15:51, 21 October 2025 (UTC)

Here

This will cool you down Gabri ^growl _sniff 12:53, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

This ain't cooling me down. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 14:54, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Why? Gabri ^growl _sniff 01:02, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

just realized

i'm probably the chillest guy here except for maybe mrx. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 13:01, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

This head makes me doubt the above statement.

13:08, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

he goes crazy quite a bit 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 13:19, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

i'm uh "chill" i think??? 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 14:05, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

not as chill as me 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 14:09, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Fenris is our chillest young user in my opinion, definitely chiller than me. Most of the older guys like MrX, PF4Eva, Orangutang and Shabidoo are also super chill. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

If you look at my userpage then you will realize i'm the chillest one here. Teh Spooky Duck ^{(TRICK OR TREAT!)} 14:55, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

Teh Epik Duck was not, in fact, the chillest one here. 19:38, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

say it again, sam 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 22:41, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

i don't have to be chill. i just have to be cool. (or just, kinda helpful) 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 01:03, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

It's been a while since I wrote here

Just writing this to let people know I'm not dead. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:49, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

@Daniel Pinus the Third: how do we know you're not a zombie? 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 15:52, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: it's not officially Halloween, so I can't be a zombie (yet). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:06, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

But you can be a christmas tree? 16:12, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

what alula said 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 16:13, 22 October 2025 (UTC)

you can be a zombie or a baron but not both --Fish on skates (spook) 👻 01:59, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

phew, i was worried i'd have to be a part of the nobility for a second 10:45, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

hyper

yall ever heard of the Hyperjewish Megashahdom and its war against the Proto-Sioux Commune in the Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar between 81,673 BC and 64,381 BC, which ended in a decisive Jewish victory, creating the era of history known as Pax Judea, culminating in the Jewish invasion of Agartha and Hyperborea, which led to the Hyperjewish Megashahdom's collapse, leading to the rise of the Proto-Finnic Khagnate & the Great Hwan Empire 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:54, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

go on 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 11:57, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

okay this gets an article 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:03, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: Judeo-Sioux Hyperwar is real, now give me ideas for superweapons with the most schizo things you can come up with 168.11.96.2 (talk) 12:09, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

ADHD lazer, air conditioner that spits out hurricanes, and a massive fountain pen but the ink is poison, draw across entire armies with that motherfucker 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 12:15, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

hi there Schism. why is it that you're using your IP once again? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:22, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

i have not seen him use his account for at least a month 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 13:35, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

I have no motivation to write after school but I have some during school, so I write whenever I have nothing to do 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:43, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

what does that have to do with you not using your account 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 17:44, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

I just don't log into the account on school twin 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:50, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

yeah, now no one will know that you go to a public school somewhere in georgia 18:03, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

was that not already known 168.11.96.2 (talk) 17:48, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

it probably was, but editing with your IP makes anyone able to see that. at least it (probably) doesn't show exactly where in georgia it is anymore 19:08, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

911

Matthewisgay (talk) 15:57, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

911, or 9-11? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:16, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

obviously the year 911 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 21:21, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

no, it's 11-9 20:32, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

incorrect, it's 9:11 AM 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 20:34, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

you fool... it's actually 21:11! you're half a day off! 20:35, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

i found a real life cheat code to be 79.42% motivated all the time

i'ma gatekeep it though 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 17:44, 23 October 2025 (UTC)

YonKaGor

@TropicalPanther: YonKaGor SUCKS!!! Rick is much better singer. Sфvieт☭ 21:43, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU Gabri ^growl _sniff 22:38, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

no u 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 22:38, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: I never saw any appeal in Yonkagor either (yes, I actually listened to it after Panther spammed those links), but this is starting to get annoying. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:52, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

i have not watched them and do not plan to, and it's been annoying since the start 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 22:59, 24 October 2025 (UTC)

Who is better

You voted for "YonKaGor" on 30 October 2025 at 11:54. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

YonKaGor

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YonKaGor

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I want to revoke my vote

There were 2 votes since the poll was created on 19:34, 25 October 2025.

poll-id 7D098B0785B3C70A1839C5FD35CE2197

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Secret third option

You voted for "Among Us - Trap Remix" on 30 October 2025 at 11:54. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Among Us - Trap Remix

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Secret forth option

You voted for "Sweet Caroline" on 31 October 2025 at 11:51. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

Sweet Caroline

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I want to revoke my vote

There were 6 votes since the poll was created on 21:03, 25 October 2025.

poll-id 28B4AF83E3F83B28EB135CE4F79A9801

👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 21:03, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

forth 16:03, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

Jays or Dodgers

i'm torn between the blue jays beating the yankees and seeing a Canadian team win the world series... 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 14:22, 25 October 2025 (UTC)

wait what

when did we become good all of a sudden, also the new eagles logo is kickass 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 16:58, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

@Schism:

get the piss array and hit cleveland NOW 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 17:19, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what why 168.11.96.2 (talk) 11:50, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

no need now 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 11:53, 30 October 2025 (UTC)

Haha

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Squint hard and you will see tetra 22:28, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

and this is why you don't attempt to add ascii art to uncyclopedia, kids 22:29, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

this forum is Becoming Too Active

i mean, archive 44 was two weeks of activity, and it was already very long. there's some truth to this statement. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:00, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

too active... like your mom! heheheheheehehehehehehehe 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻15:03 10 31 '25 22:01, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

it might be because people make new sections for each little topic they wanna talk about nowadays 22:02, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

just like this header. that's the actual reason why i made those uh... that one header from that one time. but as YOU may know, we're running out of time. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 22:07, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

i don't know that 23:33, 27 October 2025 (UTC)

I found Template:D, which was a dark witch (zana) template. I'm assuming at least, based on the confusing name. Before you read on, guess what it could possibly be. So I renamed it, and upgraded it, into Template:Dialogue (and Template:Dialogue/bulkColor). Anyone feel free to use it. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:37, 28 October 2025 (UTC)

Dialogue

L10nM4st3r: “Hello world! FIRST!”

OPOSSUM: “Hello Hell! 76 BILLIONTH, OR SO!”

L10nM4st3r: “At least choose a colour for yourself”

L10nM4st3r: “Also hello world is a prgrammer reference.”

Gergdown: “yeah i know :P i coded once”

Turb0-Sunrise: “This is actually really cool”

Gergdown: “bangin article coming soon. also agh my eyes bleed”

Gergdown: “said AMAZING article is now out.”

inconspicuous cat: “mrrp mrow nyaaa :3”

L10nM4st3r: “Good morning guys.”

L10nM4st3r: “Wait what's the cat over there doing...? I got ptsd from a certain specific cat...”

inconspicuous cat: “...mrrp?”

IP man: “fish”

Turb0-Sunrise: “Good article, Gerg. Anybody got a sandwich?”

alula: “what is happening”

OPOSSUM: “I don't know. I don't think cats say "mrrp", though.”

Turb0-Sunrise: “Some of them do. Let's hope the story eater isn't one of them.”

Gergdown: “yeah i have a REAL cat, cats don't say mrrp. they say "meeeow" and drink my glass of water for some reason??? i through it out immediately after that. also, if that really is the story-eating cat, let's get mr. glargh here, kay?”

Gergdown: “wait if you mean mrrrp as like a sad meow than yeah my cat says that”

Turb0-Sunrise: “no i mean mrrrp as in like a purr-meow”

Gergdown: “oh yeah then”

Turb0-Sunrise: “also 185 mph, Jamaica's fucked”

Gergdown: “let's make a rule: no links, no videos, no images, just basic wikitext! we must recreate the IRC”

Turb0-Sunrise: “what about nowiki tags?”

Gergdown: “yes if you [[Want]] to do this”

Turb0-Sunrise: “That's exactly what I was going to do with them”

alula: “wait, don't recreate the IRC channel! the IRC-eating cat lives there!”

Gergdown: “TURB0 JUST [[Be beware of your]] YOU MAY [[Sound]] LIKE THAT [Spammy Mailman Guy] IF YOU [[Overuse]] THESE [<nowiki>] TAGS”

Gergdown: “also this is a whatsapp group duh”

Turb0-Sunrise: “a whatsapp group anybody has access to, so [[Nobody cares]]”

Gergdown: “anyway... what's 1+1”

L10nM4st3r: “1+1 is, obviously, one. Plus one.”

Turb0-Sunrise: “*head asplodes*”

Gergdown: “new theory dropped: opossum is actually that guy who ran over that deer with his truck. more info about this theory coming soon”

alula: “/dice”

alula: “wait why doesn't it work”

Turb0-Sunrise: “cause this aint the fuckin irc”

Gergdown: “{{Dice}}”

Gergdown: “wait did we just make the uncyclopedian version of discord”

L10nM4st3r: “@Turb0-Sunrise Did you perhaps mean to replace the c with s? ;p”

OPOSSUM: “OK, good to know that this isn't the IRS. My old enemies.”

Turb0-Sunrise: “also we should be able to use pings Gergogi”

Gergdown: “@Turb0-Sunrise: okay, but like the REAL IRC, you must have the ping be the same colour of the person you want to ping. realism > fun”

Gergdown: “nvm that doesn't work.”

Turb0-Sunrise: “@OPOSSUM: bring the crazy rainbow down here”

TropicalPanther: “If I were to die”

Turb0-Sunrise: “Please do that.”

Gergdown: “er.... don't you think you're going a bit... too far turb0 with that statement? also i just realized i used a template with images FUCK”

alula: “cabbit”

OPOSSUM: “Cabbit yourself.”

MelloRange: “Hi! I’m Yon's friend”

Turb0-Sunrise: “[[Nobody cares]]”

Bad Motherfucker: “Bad Motherfucker.”

Turb0-Sunrise: “Bad Motherfucker.”

alula: “Bad Motherfucker.”

IP man: “i had spaghetti last night”

Turb0-Sunrise: “nice.”

Gergdown: “anyway where'd the inconspicuous cat go?”

Turb0-Sunrise: “Up your ass. anyways new article coming out soon”

Gergdown: “you know what would be funny? if i turned that danipine3-alula conspiracy theory i had and turned it into a template... much like J'accuse has one”

alula: “you know what would be even funnier? featuring it”

Turb0-Sunrise: “know what would be even funnierer? getting a featured article”

Gergdown: “what the hell would i call the template for the conspiracy copypasta”

Gergdown: “okay it's real anyways. {{User Socking Copypasta}}”

inconspicuous cat: “mrrow miaaaow”

Turb0-Sunrise: “How is it up there in gerg's ass?”

Gergdown: “Inaccurate: i don't have an ass.”

Turb0-Sunrise: “How? just how? do i need to shove a dingo down your throat?”

alula: “maybe gerg's stomach is just a massive void”

Turb0-Sunrise: “oh no not the subtle clues indicating that that kitty is THE STORY-EATER! RUN!”

Gergdown: “the cat ate my ass”

alula: “i have no clue what the cat is or what it's doing. all i know is that it can meow”

Turb0-Sunrise: “But you don't have an ass????”

Gergdown: “exactly”

TurbS0x: “Is this allowed?”

Gergdown: “did you know that seven not only ate nine, but ran over the nine? this is the story nobody tells you”

Bad Motherfucker: “A DINGO ATE MY BABY, SO I ATE THE DINGO”

TurbS0x: “A BAD MOTHERFUCKER ATE MY DINGO, SO I ATE THE BAD MOTHERFUCKER”

DannyPine3: “A DINGO FUCKED MY MOTHER, SO I ATE THEIR BABY”

Gergdown: “okay so danipine3, turb0, AND bad motherfucker ARE ALL the same person. got that. gonna write that in my [[User:Gergdown/DaniPine3 and Alula are the same person|theory]]”

DannyPine3: “@Gergdown: okay, so I've been reading your theory, and I have to say: I admit it, I am W. D. Gaster. you got me.”

alula: “who's dannypine”

TurbS0x: “it's dani's discord name, how do you not know this, it's in an image on l10n's user page”

alula: “oh wait is that the guy i kicked once? my bad”

Fish on skates: “hello fishers and skaters”

TurbS0x: “i have 748 pages on my watchlist and probably 75% of that is reverting vandalism”

alula: “...you do know there's a setting that makes it so you don't automatically add any pages you edit to your watchlist, right?”

TurbS0x: “wait what”

OPOSSUM: “I have only four pages on my watchlist, and I don't even know what they are.”

TurbS0x: “thanks so much alula”

Fish on skates: “I have your talk page watchlisted, turb0. and brogo's and shabidoo's and noopnnurf's. and most ASBOWAATs. and a couple deleted pages.”

TurbS0x: “i have three quarters of OTB, most of the ASBOxAATs, a couple talk pages, and all my subpages, along with a little bit of MITK. i did have several hundred IPs on there”

Hockey salmon: “check this out”

alula: “my watchlist is extremely uninteresting. it just has all of my userspace and uploaded images, some maintenance pages, and uhhh... [[UnNews:Evil Gamer Misogynerds Literally Rape 6 Million Strong Independant Wymyn|this]]”

Hockey salmon: “were those nowiki's intentional?”

alula: “nowikis? this is the enwiki”

Gergdown: “i have the unnotpron pages in my watchlist, as well as AIBOPAAT big”

alula: “fun fact: there are currently 103 different users who have my user page on their watchlist. that is unreasonably many”

TurbS0x: “how do you know that”

alula: “there is a link on the sidebar that shows the page info of whichever page you're currently on (except special pages). one of the things that it shows is the amount of people who have that page (or its talk page) added to their watchlist, as well as how many of them have seen a recent edit to that page”

Yon: “did it really happen, or were they pieces thrown around”

MelloRange: “The past is built on lies where one word could break it down”

TropicalPanther: “Sorting recollections scanning for patterns to compare”

TurbS0x: “Down by the river, down by the banks of the river Charles...”

TurbS0x: “...CAUSE I LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER, OH, BOSTON YOU'RE MY HOME”

Bad Motherfucker: “Forgive me, Father, for I am evil and retarded.”

alula: “are we singing a song right now or what”

TurbS0x: “no goddamn clue”

TurbS0x: “and DAMN the main page looks nice”