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The last person to edit was Soviet!

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DUI?[edit source]

how about you die? Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:46, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Alula: Where are the topics? Where are they?! --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:49, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
they got ran over by a truck Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:50, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:53, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
no way the forum has been over by a truck two times in a row.
I'll run a hundred mileeeees in an hour 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:54, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
who wants to fuck up my sig Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:54, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
what do you mean by that 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:58, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
incorrect, this time it was the topics. next time it's probably the factoids or something Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:07, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
sig has been successfully messed up. it involves comic sans. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe[edit source]

it's been too long since archibe Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:24, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

archibe --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

arbive[edit source]

arbive forum Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 20:26, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

Bad Motherfucker Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:30, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Mad Botherfucker Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:32, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
rekcufrehtoM daB Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:33, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Bad Motherfucker Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 20:33, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:35, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Turb0-Sunrise --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

In soviet russia,[edit source]

forum archives YOU!! Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 20:36, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

what if it just never archives anything ever Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:04, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
arbive forum Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 21:05, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
darcide Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 21:31, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise:, you forgot to captialise the "S" and "R" in Soviet Russia. Sovieт 22:56, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
oh god here's the grammar nazi Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 22:57, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
In Soviet Russia, YOU FIX GRAMMAR NOT SEE ERRORS! Sovieт 22:58, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
in Soviet Russia grammar fixes you --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:16, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

so[edit source]

a design i made the 3d design site i use way too much has a reaction from a site admin and two of the best designers on the site. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 22:54, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

You did not capitalise the "A" and the two "I". Also, what software do you use? Sovieт 22:57, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
this brainrotted site filled with 8-year-olds called Tinkercad. it's actually pretty cool if you find one of the few non-brainrotted designs Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:00, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
You should get Blender. I use it and it's great for making "high quality" models. Also, what did you make? Sovieт 23:11, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
why did you put "high quality" between quotation marks? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:15, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: what design was it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 23:16, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
@Soviet: @Fish on skates: this Palace.png Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 23:29, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: Cool, I'll try to remake it in Blender. Sovieт 23:32, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
so uh which admin and designers --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:04, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: wait you're on there too Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 03:14, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
uhh yeah i dabbled a bit in tinkercad as a young lass --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: umm penelopy was the admin, the Tinker Dragon, CMF, (that's actually happened before once) hlmodtech (clueless yet?) Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 14:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
oh haha thought you were talking about Uncyclopedia admins --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

BEWARE: ANARCHIC CHESS HAS ESCAPED BREACHMENT.[edit source]

That's right. Anarchy chess is real. No rules! (Well, besides some.) Have fun. Imagine the ASBOWAATs... but somehow worse. I am now writing in bold text because I want to grab your attention. 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 23:24, 18 November 2025 (UTC)

@Gergdown: not to enter in clichès, but, holly hell. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:29, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
new response just dropped --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
actual zombie Alula.gifAlula.gif 10:20, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
like... zombiebaron???? Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 13:32, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
turb0-sunrise went on vacation, never came back Alula.gifAlula.gif 13:34, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
then why am i here (to tahiti, then an obsession to eat yogurt?) Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 13:35, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Call the exorcist Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:22, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
i am the exorcist Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 14:40, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
pawn storm incoming! Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:50, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

UPCOMING DESIGN[edit source]

I am making a pair of moccasins. stay tuned. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 03:14, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

MOCCASIN.pngmoccasins.MOCCASIN.png --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 03:44, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
THEY ARE FINISHED. you may view them here. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 15:21, 19 November 2025

(UTC)

and my username on there is what it would be on here if it allowed underscores. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 15:21, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
AND AN ADMIN REACTION Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:05, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Hiiiiiiii :3🔪 not an admin but I'm here to react! --Knife Girl 19:19, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
hello knife girl, would you like some knives Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:20, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Hmmmm... no. I got way too many knives for last years christmas, and I still haven't gotten them fully sorted out yet. --Knife Girl 19:27, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
would you like some girls then --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:33, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
OMG YES!!! --Knife Girl 21:08, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
well then shouldn't you be called girl girl --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
I can have more than one hobby, you know! It just so happens that I really like stabbing people with knives :3 --Knife Girl 12:11, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
would you like to stab the ip who screwed up a bunch of user pages Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 14:12, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Would I EVER! -Knife Girl 16:37, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
would you like me to stab you Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 16:39, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Say that again but come about a foot closer. -Knife Girl 16:41, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
okay comes closer would you like me to stab you Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 16:45, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Surprise! 🔪 U ded now -Knife Girl 16:47, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
false, i have stabbed you instead Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 16:48, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Oh no! You have stabbed me, and in doing so, revealed that I'm five raccoons in a trench coat! -Five raccoons in a trench coat 16:55, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Five raccoons in a trenchcoat, you are now going to be the final boss of MITK's BC route. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 18:56, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: if you do so, you are obligued to introduce them with suddenly, raccoons. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:59, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Feel free to use 8-bit Night for it Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 19:01, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

holy shit[edit source]

Mhaille just did something. wonder if i can summon him. @Mhaille: you probably have no idea who any of us are Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 13:34, 19 November 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: what are you talking about? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:42, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
oh, you're right... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:43, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Mhaille, is it pronounced mail, ma-hail, or mailee? (important) --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:22, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
Is that an Ace Combat reference? Sovieт 22:07, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
What Ace Combat reference? Also it's apparently pronounced "Malley" --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:16, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

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tier list template[edit source]

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For some reason, if you make these lists short, these lines aren't centered. Why? Tubes! The internet, is tubes, duh! Hopefully nobody sues us for this!
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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. With rats. And rats make me crazy. ​
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This website. I mean, it's pretty good, it kind of changed my ways of living, y'know. Okay, well, when I say it like that, it sounds bad. But... y'know... without this website, I would've been very different.
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🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 02:15, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

Avatar TLA characters must use images from the movies.[edit source]

There are no pages for them yet, but I'm telling you! – Preceding unsigned comment added by IWiped (talk • contribs)

You wiped, yet you didn't sign... --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 16:37, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

FUCK[edit source]

FUCK Badmotherfucker2.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfucker2.png 18:13, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

SHIT 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:26, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
CUNT Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 18:27, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
PECK Alula.gifAlula.gif 18:53, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
MITTEN --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 19:22, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
RETARD Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 00:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

6 7[edit source]

Ay, we got 167 active editors!!! Sovieт 20:31, 20 November 2025 (UTC)

no. we will not stand for this tinkaton! 20:49, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Then sit down. Sovieт 20:55, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
what if instead, you stand still for a quick moment? tinkaton! 20:58, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
As dumb as it is, 67 is honestly miles better than your memes, Tinka-whatever. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif (vandalize my talk page) 21:55, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
any meme is fine as long as it isn't a cliche, which 67 is --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 22:05, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
oh hi tinkalula Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 22:06, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: I'd argue 67 is already on its way to become a clichè tho
memes have a very short lifespan these last years 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:24, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
apparently not this one, it's fucking EVERYWHERE. there is no escape. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 22:48, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: that's what I mean, tho. the more time it's everywhere, the more tired people will eventually get of the meme, until they deem it "un-hip" and get on with the next meme. because that's how trend goes. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:51, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
It still needs to be fucking killed soon, it's driving me up both a tree and a wall at the same time Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 22:52, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
yeah, I meant that 67 is a cliche --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:26, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
cliche, how about fire it from a trebuchet Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 00:27, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
everything is in Trebuchet MS font now --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:29, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

well fuck[edit source]

the moccasins i made are my third most liked design, behind a skyline of boston and the palace i made. Sun-asplode.gifKUNSir Turb0-Sunrise de la BostonSun-asplode.gif 00:01, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

people like moccasins. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 00:26, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

SIX SEVEN[edit source]

SIX SEVEN ARTICLE COMING OUT SOON! Sovieт 01:44, 21 November 2025 (UTC)

ok but like it should have an actual joke --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 01:50, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
I know. Sovieт 03:13, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
no more font 🍂 gergdown 🍂 ☀️ 03:16, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
What font? Sovieт 03:22, 21 November 2025 (UTC)