Argon

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Argon is a strange gas that thinks itself to be very noble, although that is disputed by many. It decimates anything it touches by teleporting the material to Oregon. Why Oregon? Why not Oregon? It's wonderful at this time of year! Everyone loves Oregon! They have Mount Hood, and Portland, and Crater Lake, and... uh... It's Oregon! Everyone loves Oregon! It's wonderful at this time of year!

History of Argon[edit | edit source]

Back to the gas, it does it's teleportation by taking Oregonian air and replacing it with the matter that it touched. It can lead to horrifying accidents, like when it teleported a horde of angry lions into a Portland apartment building. It was discovered by a man named William Ramsey after his roast beef was fucking raw.

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