Yttrium
| Yttrium | |||||
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| Physical Properties | |||||
| Atomic symbol: | Y | ||||
| Atomic number: | 31 | ||||
| Melting point: | The crab body + 1500°C | ||||
| Boiling point: | A couple degrees centrigrade | ||||
| Isotopes: | 39Y and others | ||||
| Electronegativity: | Better than Ytterbium (1.22>1.1) | ||||
“There’s a reason for yttrium on this planet. To eat it.”
“Gallium and Yttrium should come together to form GaY!”
Yttrium (pronounced WHY-tree-uhm?) is a soft metalic atomic element, which has the atomic symbol of Y, and the 39th element of the Periodic Table.[1] Yttrium is also one of the rarest Transitional Metals on planet Earth, and also one of the most boring metals. Exposing yourself to Yttrium unconditioned can cause brain damage, your sons and daughters brain damage, or your whole family brain damage. Or even your whole country brain damage if your first name is David. Just remember this, David. I want Alex back.
Due to the immense rarity of Yttrium, you should probably gamble instead because you'll only find it on a pizza crust. Yet again, Domino's is hesitant to give out ever since 1996. You could really only find Ytterbite and Yttrium at a Pizza Hut or a Stockholm Pizza in Scotland.
The element of Yttrium is very similar to other elements in the Transitional Metals section of the Periodic Table, like Silver or Tungsten, but unlike Tungsten, your hands would probably explode if you put a Yttrium cube in your hands. The only exception is Mojang's Minecraft.
History[edit | edit source]
Etymology[edit | edit source]
Yttrium was invented by a Finnish person named Johan Gadolin by being the selfless man that he is by analyzing his own mineral, also called Ytterbite. After analyzing it, he did some cool science to create Yttrium, named after a Swedish town nobody has heard of, that was coincidentally right next to Stockholm. This would later cause massive increase in relations between the Swedish and Finnish governments. Yttrium's name would no longer be special after some Swedish PewDiePie[3] fan would throw a buttplug on the floor to create Ytterbium.[2] This would later be joined by Terbium and Tea-less Terbium.
Politics[edit | edit source]
The element of Yttrium would later join the Europium Union during the aftermath of the Great Atomic War, and the aftermath unification of both Germaniums with the fall of Moscovium. Yttrium would later have a scandal called Yttriumgate after it and the leader of Europium "merged" with each other.[4] I know what you were thinking, but Yttriumgate actually doesn't exist. It's a hoax created by the European Union. IT'S A HOAX! This would cause a massive economic crash in the Euro.
Uses[edit | edit source]
Yttrium is often used with of Aluminum and the Europium Union for hypnotic purposes, microwave filters, eye beams, LEDS, cameras, and antibodies. Despite being one of the rarest materials on planet Earth, we still find ways to use every single part of this planet. Yttrium is also used with Sodium orthovanadate[5] and Europium.
Yttrium is a dangerous element though, causing coughing, scarring, eye irritation, scarring, brain damage, and scarring if used unintentionally, causing a crisis in the Europium Union, almost leading Yttrium to be kicked out of the Union.
Properties[edit | edit source]
Yttrium is a relativity stable element, although containing several unstable isotopes, and will implode and explode simultaneously when burned to a very high temperature. Like, very hot. Around the temperature of the insides of a crab body plus 380 degrees centigrade. It melts at around 2700 freedom temperature and boils at around 3600 scientific degrees.
Did you know the density of Yttrium is 4.47? No you didn't. Stop lying. There's a lot more words and numbers and science to Yttrium that only true Yttriumites get. I bet you didn't know that water explodes on contact with Yttrium.
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External links[edit | edit source]
56180 instances of the word "Yttrium"
Make sure you memorize these for the test!
*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.