Francium
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What even is Francium?[edit | edit source]
Francium is a heavy metal band created by 😐 in 1993. The members are 😐, 🤨, 😏, 😃, and 🪨. They grouped up in France and found this one metal. It gave them the idea to name the band "Francium", after the country they were in. They also decided that the band would be heavy metal, after the metal they had.
Songs[edit | edit source]
The Blue, the White, and the Red[edit | edit source]
The first song they released was The Blue, the White, and the Red. It was a massive success in Europe, but in the rest of the world, it didn't do so well. "If it didn't do so well outside of Europe, then why are they associated with Canada now?", you may be asking. Well...
Québec[edit | edit source]
Their first album, Québec, was a massive success in not just Europe, but in Québec as well! Most of the world was starting to associate Francium with Canada, rather than France. Québec didn't feature The Blue, the White, and the Red, but featured other songs like New Countries and La Musique Française; literally "The French Music".
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