Magnesium

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Magnesium
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Mg

Ca
Sodium ← Magnesium → Scandium
Physical Properties
Atomic symbol:  Mg
Atomic number:  I dunno
Melting point:  :3
Boiling point:  :4
Isotopes:  magnesium
ferromagnesium
diamagnesium
Electronegativity:  0 (it's a magnet)
Magnesium in action

Magnesium is a weird substance with atomic number 12. It is an alkaline earth metal that has magnetic properties. Several attempts to synthesize magnesium from many alchemical laboratories have failed due to it refusing to not come with impurities.

Properties[edit | edit source]

Being an alkaline earth metal, magnesium creates quite a lot of rocks you can throw into the water. Unlike calcium's rocks, which are boring and useless, magnesium's rocks are magnetic and can attract metals like gold and plutonium. Also, unlike the elements below it, magnesium does not violently react with water.

History[edit | edit source]

Magnesium metal was first discovered by an irrelevant person named Sir Humphrey Davy in 1808 after extracting it from epsom salt. It was a pain to do; magnesium sulfate is very strong without the water, after all. It's named after the fact that it and all of its salts are, in fact, magnets. However, when naming the element, the namer misheard "magnetium" as "magnesium" and put in the latter. Many petitions to change magnesium's name back to what is was always meant to be have failed because people have gotten used to it.

Magnesium nitride reaction[edit | edit source]

A picture of magnesium nitride

A very infamous reaction in the Nottingham Forest, the magnesium nitride reaction is a reaction involving magnesium and air. The reason that the Forest hates this reaction is because a specific someone keeps failing the reaction due to the wrong setup. Here is a step-by-step guide on how to properly do the reaction:

  1. Put some magnesium powder in a flipped-over beaker. I will not clarify how.
  2. Use super-saiyan powers to ignite the powder. It should start burning.
  3. Wait 2-3 millenia.
  4. WHOOSH! You've made a magnesium nitride volcano!
  5. Once the volcano goes dormant, open the beaker up and extract your golden magnesium nitride.
  6. Use this golden power to impress your friends.

Critical acclaim[edit | edit source]

Unlike most chemical elements and other wacky, zany substances, magnesium has had no controversy so far. This is because magnesium does not instantly combust upon contact with water, being safe near fluorine and chlorine, and, of course, magnets. Magnets are the main selling point of magnesium, as there is no other element with such properies.

See also[edit | edit source]

 
Periodic Table of Elements:

 Make sure you memorize these for the test!

 
Alkali
 
Alkaline Earth
 
Transition
 
Basic
 
Semimetal
 
Nonmetal
 
Halogen
 
Snoble Gas
 
Lanthanide
 
Actinide
 
Awesomnide
 
Unverifide
1H Hydrogen 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18Ar Argent
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21Sc Scandinavium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29 Cu Copper 30 Zn Zinc 31 Ga Gallium 32 Ge Germanium 33 As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35 Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 99Te Tedium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Caesium 56 Ba Barium 57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rhenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88 Ra Radium 89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides 104 Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111 Uuu Unununium 112 Cn Copernicium 113 Nh Nihonium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
119Un Uncyclopedium 120 Ub Unobtanium 121 Aeo Awesomnium 122Fa Fartium 123St Stalinium 124Ob Obamium 125Sl Stalloneium 126 Ad Adamantium 127 Vb Vibranium -1SuStupidium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2*Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium 4.5Op Opium Hu Homoerectium
57 La Lanthanum 58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Pentium 62 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium
89 Ac Actinium 90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95 Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99 Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium