Obamium

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General
Name Obamium
Symbol Ob
Number 124
Kinkiness moderate to high
Physical Properties
Melting point 666 °C, or maybe 666 °F
Boiling point 4269.6942042069 °C, or maybe 4269.6942042069 °F
Flavor Scrumptious

Obamium is a mystical and mythical element that has the symbol Ob and the atomic number 124. It was named after the 44th president of the United States Obama. His last name is unknown. Many theorize what it could be. Some theories are that it is Care. Others say that it is also Obama. But his real last name is still unknown.

Discovery[edit | edit source]

Obamium was discovered by Yoda in the year 483 BC/BCE and he declared that he foresaw the coming of a president and that the new element be named after him. Yoda brought the mysterious element to our universe where it spontaneously combusted and chunks of Obamium were scattered across the universe. Yoda was hospitalized for 2 years and received minor brain damage that altered his speech. Humans discovered the element in the year 1538 AD/CE and started to study and experiment with its mystical properties.

Historical Impact[edit | edit source]

On the third of Febtober, an anonymous scientist was experimenting with one of the decaying products of Obamium and found the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. Sometime later, another scientist found the once-thought-impossible Tesserobama made of pure energy and pure Obama. The government wanted to test the effects further, so they captured Bruce Banner and exposed him to the Tesserobama, and he was turned into a giant, green, buff monster. This is the actual origin story of the Hulk. The idiotic story Marvel made into a movie is completely wrong and full of crap.

After he announced the discovery, the scientist who discovered the Tesserobama was found dead with all his flesh vaporized by the immense power of the Tesserobama, the secret of how to make the Tesserobama lost with him. Since this incident, any attempts to rediscover the Tesserobama have been stopped and made illegal.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Obamium is a very strong material that can be forged into armor and tools, but they are very rare due to the secrecy and expense of Obamium. Many people put Obamium in games such as minecraft, but in the games, it is known as netherite. Its model was going to be a triangle, but then Mojang decided that the game was going to be cubey, so they made Obamium into a block, called netherite.

See Also[edit | edit source]

 
Periodic Table of Elements:

 Make sure you memorize these for the test!

 
Alkali
 
Alkaline Earth
 
Transition
 
Basic
 
Semimetal
 
Nonmetal
 
Halogen
 
Snob Gas
 
Lanthanide
 
Actinide
 
Awesomnide
 
Unverifide
1H Hydrogen 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18Ar Argent
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21Sc Scandinavium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29 Cu Copper 30 Zn Zinc 31 Ga Gallium 32 Ge Germanium 33 As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35 Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 99Te Tedium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Caesium 56 Ba Barium 57-71 La-Lu Lanthanides 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rhenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88 Ra Radium 89-103 Ac-Lr Actinides 104 Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111 Uuu Unununium 112 Cn Copernicium 113 Nh Nihonium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
119Un Uncyclopedium 120 Ub Unobtanium 121 Aeo Awesomnium 122Fa Fartium 123St Stalinium 124Ob Obamium 125Sl Stalloneium -1SuStupidium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2*Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium 4.5Op Opium Hu Homoerectium
57 La Lanthanum 58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Pentium 62 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium
89 Ac Actinium 90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95 Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99 Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium