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Scientific Information
Natural Habitat:
A galaxy far, far away. (Planet Tittylickers)
44th president of the United States
  • Regular Obamium
  • The Obamasphere
  • The Tesserobama
There are many types of Obamium, and they all have different special properties.
A bit like <insert name here>
Physical Properties
666 °C, or maybe 666 °F
4269.6942042069 °C, or maybe 4269.6942042069 °F
Looks like president Obama
Donald Trump, Joe Biden
Osama Bin Laden

Obamium is a mystical and mythical element that has the symbol Ob and the atomic number 124. It was named after the 44th president of the United States Obama. His last name is unknown. Many theorize what it could be. Some theories are that it is Care. Others say that it is also Obama. But his real last name is still unknown.

Discovery[edit | edit source]

Obamium was discovered by Yoda in the year 483 BC/BCE and he declared that he foresaw the coming of a president and that the new element be named after him. Yoda brought the mysterious element to our universe where it spontaneously combusted and chunks of Obamium were scattered across the universe. Yoda was hospitalized for 2 years and received minor brain damage that altered his speech. Humans discovered the element in the year 1538 AD/CE and started to study and experiment with its mystical properties.

Historical Impact[edit | edit source]

On the third of Febtober, an anonymous scientist was experimenting with one of the decaying products of Obamium and found the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. Sometime later, another scientist found the once thought impossible Tesserobama made of pure energy and pure Obama. The government wanted to test the effects further, so they captured Bruce Banner and exposed him to the Tesserobama, and he was turned into a giant, green, buff monster. This is the actual origin story of the Hulk. The idiotic story Marvel made into a movie is completely wrong and full of crap.

After his announcement of the discovery, the scientist who discovered the Tesserobama was found dead with all his flesh vaporized by the immense power of the Tesserobama, the secret of how to make the Tesserobama lost with him. Since this incident, any attempts to rediscover the Tesserobama have been stopped and made illegal.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Obamium is a very strong material that can be forged into armor and tools, but they are very rare due to the secrecy and expense of Obamium. Many people put Obamium in games such as minecraft, but in the games, it is known as netherite. It’s model was going to be a triangle, but then Mojang dicided that the game was going to be cubey, so they made Obamium into a block, called netherite.

See Also[edit | edit source]

1H Hydrogen Hu Homoerectium 1/5Bm Brucium 1/2Ch Cheesium 3/4Pl Plotonium D Deuterium 1.5Py Parodymium 2He Helium
3Li Lithium 4Be Beryllium 5B Boron 6C Carbon 7N Nitrogen 8O Oxygen 9 F Fluorine 10Ne Neon
11Na Sodium 12 Mg Magnesium 13Al Aluminum 14 Si Silicon 15 P Phosphorus 16 S Sulfur 17Cl Chlorine 18 Ar Argon
19 K Potassium 20 Ca Calcium 21 Sc Scandium 22Ti Titanium 23 V Vanadium 24 Cr Chromium 25 Mn Manganese 26Fe Iron 27 Co Cobalt 28Ni Nickel 29Cu Copper 30Zn Zinc 31 Ga Galium 32Ge Germanium 33As Arsenic 34 Se Selenium 35Br Bromine 36Kr Krypton
37 Rb Rubidium 38 Sr Strontium 39 Y Yttrium 40 Zr Zirconium 41 Nb Niobium 42 Mo Molybdenum 43 Tc Technetium 44 Ru Ruthenium 45 Rh Rhodium 46 Pd Palladium 47Ag Silver 48 Cd Cadmium 49In Indium 50Sn Tin 51 Sb Antimony 52 Te Tellurium 53 I Iodine 54Xe Xenon
55 Cs Cesium 56 Ba Barium 57 La Lanthanium 72 Hf Hafnium 73 Ta Tantalum 74 W Tungsten 75 Re Rthenium 76 Os Osmium 77 Ir Iridium 78Pt Platinum 79Au Gold 80Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82Pb Lead 83Bi Bismuth 84Po Polonium 85 At Astatine 86Rn Radon
87 Fr Francium 88Ra Radium 89 Ac Actinium 104Rf Rutherfordium 105 Db Dubnium 106 Sg Seaborgium 107 Bh Bohrium 108 Hs Hassium 109 Mt Meitnerium 110 Ds Darmstadtium 111Rg Roentgenium 112 Cn Copernicum 113 Nh Nihomium 114 Fl Flerovium 115 Mc Moscovium 116 Lv Livermorium 117 Ts Tennessine 118 Og Oganesson
58 Ce Cerium 59Pr Praseodymium 60 Nd Neodymium 61 Pm Promethium 61 Sm Samarium 63 Eu Europium 64 Gd Gadolinium 65 Tb Terbium 66 Dy Dysprosium 67 Ho Holmium 68 Er Erbium 69 Tm Thulium 70 Yb Ytterbium 71 Lu Lutetium 119Ub Unobtanium 120Un Unununium 121Aw Awesomnium
90 Th Thorium 91 Pa Protactinium 92U Uranium 93 Np Neptunium 94Pu Plutonium 95Am Americium 96 Cm Curium 97 Bk Berkelium 98 Cf Californium 99Es Einsteinium 100 Fm Fermium 101 Md Mendelevium 102 No Nobelium 103 Lr Lawrencium 122Ky Kryptonite 123St Stalinium 124Ob Obamium
Alkali Metal
Alkaline Earth
Transition Metal
Basic Metal
Noble Gas
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