| Stalinium Obamium |
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| Scientific Information |
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| | 124
| | Nappy
| Natural Habitat: | A galaxy far, far away. (Planet Tittylickers)
| Significance: | 44th president of the United States
| Variations: | - Regular Obamium
- The Obamasphere
- The Tesserobama
| Notes: | There are many types of Obamium, and they all have different special properties.
| | A bit like <insert name here>
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Physical Properties |
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Obamium is a mystical and mythical element that has the symbol Ob and the atomic number 124. It was named after the 44th president of the United States Obama. His last name is unknown. Many theorize what it could be. Some theories are that it is Care. Others say that it is also Obama. But his real last name is still unknown.
Obamium was discovered by Yoda in the year 483 BC/BCE and he declared that he foresaw the coming of a president and that the new element be named after him. Yoda brought the mysterious element to our universe where it spontaneously combusted and chunks of Obamium were scattered across the universe. Yoda was hospitalized for 2 years and received minor brain damage that altered his speech. Humans discovered the element in the year 1538 AD/CE and started to study and experiment with its mystical properties.
On the third of Febtober, an anonymous scientist was experimenting with one of the decaying products of Obamium and found the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. Sometime later, another scientist found the once thought impossible Tesserobama made of pure energy and pure Obama. The government wanted to test the effects further, so they captured Bruce Banner and exposed him to the Tesserobama, and he was turned into a giant, green, buff monster. This is the actual origin story of the Hulk. The idiotic story Marvel made into a movie is completely wrong and full of crap.
After his announcement of the discovery, the scientist who discovered the Tesserobama was found dead with all his flesh vaporized by the immense power of the Tesserobama, the secret of how to make the Tesserobama lost with him. Since this incident, any attempts to rediscover the Tesserobama have been stopped and made illegal.
- Obamium is a very strong material that can be forged into armor and tools, but they are very rare due to the secrecy and expense of Obamium. Many people put Obamium in games such as minecraft, but in the games, it is known as netherite. It’s model was going to be a triangle, but then Mojang dicided that the game was going to be cubey, so they made Obamium into a block, called netherite.
