Obamium
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| General | ||||||
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| Name | Obamium | |||||
| Symbol | Ob | |||||
| Number | 124 | |||||
| Kinkiness | moderate to high | |||||
| Physical Properties | ||||||
| Melting point | 666 °C, or maybe 666 °F | |||||
| Boiling point | 4269.6942042069 °C, or maybe 4269.6942042069 °F | |||||
| Tastes | Salty | |||||
Obamium is a mystical and mythical element that has the symbol Ob and the atomic number 124. It was named after the 44th president of the United States Obama. His last name is unknown. Many theorize what it could be. Some theories are that it is Care. Others say that it is also Obama. But his real last name is still unknown.
Discovery[edit | edit source]
Obamium was discovered by Yoda in the year 483 BC/BCE and he declared that he foresaw the coming of a president and that the new element be named after him. Yoda brought the mysterious element to our universe where it spontaneously combusted and chunks of Obamium were scattered across the universe. Yoda was hospitalized for 2 years and received minor brain damage that altered his speech. Humans discovered the element in the year 1538 AD/CE and started to study and experiment with its mystical properties.
Historical Impact[edit | edit source]
On the third of Febtober, an anonymous scientist was experimenting with one of the decaying products of Obamium and found the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. Sometime later, another scientist found the once-thought-impossible Tesserobama made of pure energy and pure Obama. The government wanted to test the effects further, so they captured Bruce Banner and exposed him to the Tesserobama, and he was turned into a giant, green, buff monster. This is the actual origin story of the Hulk. The idiotic story Marvel made into a movie is completely wrong and full of crap.
After he announced the discovery, the scientist who discovered the Tesserobama was found dead with all his flesh vaporized by the immense power of the Tesserobama, the secret of how to make the Tesserobama lost with him. Since this incident, any attempts to rediscover the Tesserobama have been stopped and made illegal.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Obamium is a very strong material that can be forged into armor and tools, but they are very rare due to the secrecy and expense of Obamium. Many people put Obamium in games such as minecraft, but in the games, it is known as netherite. Its model was going to be a triangle, but then Mojang decided that the game was going to be cubey, so they made Obamium into a block, called netherite.
See Also[edit | edit source]
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*Technically an atom of Cheesium has an atomic number of four (4), but that's only for the idiotic table.